Joe Somebody Page #7
- Gum. Got any?
- Open the coat.
- No.
- Open it.
So, you're in your room, watching TV,
and it suddenly occurs to you.
What I really wanna do
is put on a teddy and an overcoat
and chew some gum.
It didn't really come to me
like that.
First I put on the teddy,
and I got cold, so I, uh...
- Natalie, just give me the key.
- Not a chance.
You wanna back up
and run over him again,
at least you'll have
to knock first.
I am not going to run
over your father.
I miss him.
- Where's actor boy?
- Actor boy's gone.
- He left this afternoon.
- His loss.
I... I feel so alone.
How can you feel alone?
I'm here.
Hey. I'm supposed
to be the mother.
Oh, you're a mother all right.
Joe, Joe, Joe. Joseph.
about this fight.
They say you got a trainer.
Some, uh, kung fu guy?
Jeremy, I'm really not
in the mood for this, okay?
- Give me something here, Joe.
- What are we talking about?
It's the fight. The fight. You know,
I can make a ton o' money.
There's three to one
odds against you showin' up.
Hm?
You're gonna show up
on Monday, right, Joe?
- Where's Meg?
- Oh, oh! She quit.
She quit?
Yeah, she was coming unglued
and everything was a light drama.
A whole "psycho-femmo" nervous breakdown.
You know, she was... she was smoking.
People were complaining. I'll tell you
something, I was gettin' uncomfortable.
There was all this...
sexual tension between us.
- There was what?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- We-we had a... a thing.
- You and Meg?
Alwas. Yeah, yeah. Corporate retreat,
Cancun. She's very hot.
Skinny, but hot.
What, you want the details?
Yeah, we're poolside, she wants me to...
Nah. I don't want the details.
No?
Hello?
I'm looking for Meg Harper,
apartment 508.
Oh. She's up on the roof.
Are you sure?
Son, I'm an 82-year-old man,
and she's a 31-year-old woman.
Trust me.
I know where she is.
I heard you had a nervous
breakdown and quit.
Nervous breakdown?
Do we need to review
who the psycho is here?
Oh. I need more bleach.
I need more bleach.
- Gotta have more bleach.
- That's what Jeremy said.
He also said that...
you slept with 'im?
Oh! Does that bother you?
Yeah.
Never happened.
If Jeremy chained me to a bed,
I'd-I'd set myself on fire.
Why'd you quit?
Um, well... I am the new assistant
guidance counselor...
at Pembroke High School.
I know. It's kind of
a huge cut in pay.
I think I... may have to give them
money, actually, but...
This is wonderful.
You're great with kids...
And you'll have an opportunity
to show them that victory dance.
Yeah, okay. Thanks, Joe.
Joe... You can't fight.
It's not right.
If you lay a finger on McKinney
in that parking lot,
they can fire you.
Jeremy moved the fight.
We're not fighting in the parking lot.
He wants to see you
get your ass kicked.
- Nobody's gonna get their ass kicked.
- Let it go.
And no one is gonna get fired.
Everybody loves me over there.
Uh-huh. Then where
were they before?
If I back out,
I will never know who I am.
You are the guy that admitted to me
that your ex-wife put a hole in you
so big that it still burns
when the wind blows through.
The guy who kept helping me
even after he had stapled his sleeve...
The guy who kept helping me
even after he had stapled his sleeve...
to a "Choose Happiness" banner.
You mean the guy that got his ass
kicked in the parking lot?
No, no. I mean the guy that
kept getting up every morning,
being a father to his daughter -
that's the guy that you are.
I was nobody. You have no idea
what I'd be giving up if I don't fight.
I know what you would be
giving up if you do.
I'm sorry, Meg.
I have to fight.
Yeah? Because
you're afraid not to.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
You... are winded!
- You take five! You're killing yourself.
- Water?
Is there a beer in there?
How come you got out
of doin' movies?
an unbearable sh*t.
Aren't there a lot of people
like that in this business?
Yeah. But it helps if you got
something that nobody can live without.
You know somethin' funny?
When my first picture became a hit,
there were a whole lot of people
just lined up waiting to kiss my ass.
Then when the movies
started to tank, well...
you know, they lined up
behind somebody else's ass.
Well...
You gotta have people in your life
who are there for you.
Whether you're somebody or not.
Did you find somebody like that?
Nope.
It's 6:
30. This is Dave Ryan.Good morning, Twin Cities.
Look outside.
You're gonna love the day today.
Eighty-five degrees, mostly sunny.
Maybe a little of hazy sunshine.
Other than that, it's one
of those perfect days...
Aaah!
Dad! Hey, dad, wait up!
Dad! Dad!
Dad, wait up!
All right,
even odds now, people.
Bet early, bet often.
Where the hell is he?
Hey, hey, hey.
- Has anybody got the time?
- Yeah.
Ten after.
There he is.
Hey, Joe!
Come on, man.
Take him down!
All right, Joe!
We're with you, Joe!
Take him, Joe!
Joe, Joe, Joe!
Let's go.
You want some?
It's go time, baby.
No more bets.
Rope a dope his ass, now.
What do you say?
- I can do this.
- Hit him with your left.
Hit him with your right.
Be like Ali even though you're white!
I can do this.
Then do it.
Are we gonna fight or not?
- We're not.
- Say, what?
Get over here!
Hey, Joe.
Sorry, man.
It's okay.
I'll be damned.
Scheffer!
Scheffer, get back here!
You're fightin' him,
or you're fightin' me.
Okay. Okay. No, no.
Let's go. Let's get it on. You and me.
Been workin' out every day
for the last eight years, amigo.
Jazzercize, spinning,
- pilates, advanced pilates.
- Pilates?
Good goin', Jeremy.
Have fun with that little tramp.
Everyone else has.
Wow.
That-that's gotta hurt, huh?
Here, wake up. Hey, you get up.
I didn't mean to... Take a breath, take a breath.
Here, you better help him.
It really hurts.
Better lay him down
or something.
Pilates?
Beavis.
Very impressed.
Thank you.
- McKinney got lucky.
- How's that?
I was just about to do... this!
Good. That was good.
Good job.
Do you think I could've
taken McKinney?
Think you just did.
What the hell?
- You're in my spot.
- What are you gonna do? Beat me up?
Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg!
Wait, wait, wait.
Come on, come on, come on.
Gimme a chance!
- Let go.
- I can't let go. I'm crazy about you.
You're crazy about me?
- You're crazy about me?
- Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg.
- You're crazy about me?
- Meg, I didn't fight McKinney.
I didn't fight him. Okay?
I went to the school...
and I realized...
I'm not afraid anymore.
I'm not afraid not to fight.
A parking space
isn't worth fighting for.
You're worth fighting for.
You have a gift for helping,
I know,
because you saw something in me
when I lost sight of myself.
You're what I want.
I-I don't think there's anything
about you that I don't like.
My ears aren't
perfectly even.
I like that.
- There's something else.
- What's that?
You really did cure me.
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