John and Mary Page #10

- [ Chuckles ]

821

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- Of course, you know all about it.

- What do you mean?

822

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I guess you're a practically

perfect person.

823

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02:35,914 -- 01:02:37,973

It's hot.

824

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- I mean, you know all about, uh, brass bands...

- [ Murmurs ]

825

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and cooking, God knows...

826

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and, uh, theory of sex

in a multiracial society.

827

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- Mm-hmm.

- Enough.

828

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You know, I really don't know all that

about the theory of sex.

829

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- You know those books you read as a kid?

- Yeah.

830

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300 Ways

to a Sexually Fulfilled Marriage.

831

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- Yeah.

- The diagrams confused me.

832

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[ Laughs ]

Yeah, diagrams are confusing.

833

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I suppose you started

with practical experience.

834

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Well, as a matter of fact...

835

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- he was a Boy Scout.

- A what?

836

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- You don't wanna hear this.

- Tell me.

837

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Uh, it's not a story I usually tell

until much later.

838

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- Later?

- When I get to know someone really well.

839

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- And you haven't, uh-

- No, of course not.

840

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- But go on.

- [ Chuckles ]

841

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Well-

842

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- I was a Girl Scout.

- A Brownie?

843

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No. I got to be

a full-dledged Girl Scout.

844

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Had a natural talent for knots.

845

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- How old were you, exactly?

- Sixteen.

846

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Mmm, his camp

was in the next field.

847

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One night, all the other girls

were going to the movies.

848

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I was being punished,

so they left me behind to do the dishes.

849

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[ Girls Singing In Distance, Camp Fire ]

850

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k& [ Continues ]

851

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[ Whispering ]

Hey. Wake up.

852

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Wake up.

853

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- Please wake up.

-k& [ Ends ]

854

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- [ Girl ] See ya tomorrow.

- [ Girl #2 ] Bye.!

855

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[ Girls Chattering ]

856

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Oh, they're coming back. Hurry.

857

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[ Laughing, Chattering ]

858

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- Good night.

- Good night.

859

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- [ Girl ] See ya tomorrow.

- [ Girl #2 ] Bye.

860

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[ Chattering ]

861

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That's them. Quick.

862

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I'm going. I'm going.

863

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- [ Girl ] Good night.

- [ Girl #2 ] Good night.

864

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[ Chattering Continues ]

865

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- [ Girl ] See you tomorrow.

- [ Girls Laughing ]

866

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- Hey. Wait.

- It was much better than I read about.

867

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Hurry up.!

868

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Did you do it again?

869

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We went home the next week.

870

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Summer was over.

Didn't get another chance.

871

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I mean, anywhere else.

872

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No. He- He lived someplace

in Philadelphia.

873

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Never saw him again.

874

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He had sort of...

pink eyes and brown hair.

875

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[ Yawns ]

876

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It's funny. I don't usually

feel this way after lunch.

877

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It's the best time

to feel this way.

878

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Yeah.

879

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Evening's for...

880

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going out and...

881

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talking to your friends and...

882

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meeting people, going to movies.

883

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- Yeah.

- Afternoon's just perfect.

884

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After a great lunch like that-

plenty of wine-

885

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there's only one thing

I wanna do.

886

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Me too.

887

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[ Magazine Plops ]

888

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- [ Clicks On ]

- [ Male Announcer] Join the diet Tipple set!

889

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[ Woman ]

The night his boss came to dinner...

890

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she served Gourmet salt,

the condiment of continental-

[ Clicks Off]

891

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[ Rain Pattering ]

892

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It's raining.

893

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Guess there's, uh,

not much point in going out.

894

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[ Switch Clicks ]

895

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- What time is it?

- I gotta go.

896

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- Oh, what time is it?

- 1 :
00. I fell asleep.

897

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- You never noticed my new nightgown.

- Of course I did.

898

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We never have

the whole night together...

899

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so I thought you oughta

see me in a nightgown.

900

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- Mm-hmm.

- Does it occur to you-

901

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- Hmm?

- I was just wondering

if it ever occurred to you that...

902

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just because of you,

anyone would be willing...

903

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to put up with dinner

once a week...

904

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with their nightgown

in a brown paper bag...

905

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only to be abandoned

at 1 :
00 in the morning...

906

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with nothing to do

but read the hotel shopping guide?

907

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Don't you think

that's very dlattering, hmm?

908

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- Don't you think that's very flattering?

- I do.

909

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You don't.

You think it's perfectly natural.

910

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[ Chuckles ]

911

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Wish you didn't have to go.

912

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- I'm sorry.

- Not complaining.

913

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One day, you'll find

a perfectly good husband...

914

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with a Mustang

and an English Tudor in Scarsdale...

915

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and you'll spend perfectly happy evenings

together playing Monopoly.

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