John and Mary Page #8

635

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You werejealous.

636

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Because I spoke to Ruth.

637

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[ Thinking ]

The lousy thing about him now...

638

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is he's absolutely right.

639

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[ Thinking ] There's a risk she'll just

slam the door and clear out forever-

640

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Only she has to know more

about Ruth.

641

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- Who's Ruth?

- Ruth?

642

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- Mmm.

-Just a girl I used to go with.

643

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- Used to?

- It wasn't serious.

644

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- Wasn't?

- Well, we, uh...

645

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knew each other

for about eight months...

646

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and sometimes she'd come over here

and stay a while.

647

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And then, uh, finally, sh-

648

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- She moved out?

- She moved in.

649

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[ Doorbell Buzzing ]

650

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[ Woman ]

Anybody home?

651

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[ Growling ]

652

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Darling, I've arrived.

653

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Uh!

[ Chuckles ]

654

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- So I see.

- I'm moving in- Mmm! Forever.

655

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Which way for the shrunken head?

656

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It's a groovy place

you got here, baby!

657

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Well, actually, it's not so large.

658

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Should I put these

in the bedroom?

659

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[ Dog Barking ]

660

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You know, if you knock her up,

I'll damn well sue ya.

661

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I want her thin and upright

for the spring collection.

662

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[ Ruth ] Mags, darling,

why should that happen now?

663

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I mean, we've been

making it for months.

664

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I mean, I only moved in

with him to save cab fare.

665

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[ Barking, Whimpering ]

666

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Your clothes are gonna get claustrophobic

in this closet!

667

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[ Laughs ]

Well, who needs clothes?

668

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Well.

669

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- Here. Give me that.

- [ Loud Pop ]

670

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- Hey!

- Oh, sh*t!

671

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- Hey.

- I'll get some glasses.

672

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[ Laughing ]

673

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You know, I wonder about nuns.

674

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Do you suppose

they'd make good models?

675

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At least you'd get none

of these complications.

676

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Hey, haven't you got any glasses?

677

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- Here you are.

- Whoo.! Champagne.!

678

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- Here's to it.

- What?

679

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- Domestic life.

- Is that what we're going to have?

680

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Domestic life means another two inches

on those hips.

681

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And who am I going to get

to do the swimsuits in the Caribbean?

682

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Mags, darling.

What are you talking about?

683

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I'm going to work for him, aren't I?

My hips to the bone.

684

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- Uh, no, honestly-

- Shut up, darling.

685

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- Listen.

- Huh?

686

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When you come home from work

all tired and exhausted...

687

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you'll find your slippers by the fire

and your evening meal defrosting on the stove.

688

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Because to hell with the equality of the sexes.

I'm gonna cook for you!

689

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You're going to what?

690

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k& [ Background:
Rock ]

691

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Um. " One olive, finely chopped.

692

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" Half a pound of hamburger meat.

693

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" A half a teaspoon

of cayenne pepper.

694

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Half a teaspoon of Wor-Worcester.''

695

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k& [ Man Singing ]

696

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" One clove of garlic.''

697

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- k& [ Continues ]

- [ Dog Barking ]

698

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Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, dog.

699

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Dog.! No.

[ Whistles ]

700

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Not on the-

Ruth, I think he's-

701

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- Oh! Oh!

- [ Barking ]

702

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[ Ruth ]

Help.!

703

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k& [ Ends ]

704

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That was the end of her.

705

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- So you're alone.

- I was.

706

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Yeah. What do you do

with that now?

707

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- Put it in and hope for a miracle.

- [ Laughs ]

708

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- Would you be so kind?

- Oh, yeah.

709

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I could be so kind.

710

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Ah.

711

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Is this your burning interest in life?

712

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- What?

- Cooking.

713

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It's just something

I do on weekends.

714

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- Like tennis.

- You play tennis?

715

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Once in a while in the park.

716

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- Keeps me fit.

- I guess it would do that.

717

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So, what are we gonna have

for a main course?

718

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Wow! You've got so much food!

719

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- How come?

- Oh, I like to have a choice.

720

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It was the way

I was brought up.

721

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- Your parents ran a restaurant?

- No, my mother was a saint.

722

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- [ Laughs ]

- And what did that make you?

723

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- Hungry.

- Why?

724

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Oh, she was always out at meetings

to prevent a third world war.

725

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So she never got home

before the stores closed.

726

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- For many weeks, I lived entirely on wienies.

- Ah.

727

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- What did your dad say to that?

- He died of starvation.

728

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- [ Laughs ]

- No, not really. He was long gone.

729

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My mother had a group of friends

from various causes.

730

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- I remember one of'em used to say...

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