Johnny Dangerously Page #7

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- Always, Nails.

- Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude.

The radio's too laude.

Good luck, Johnny.

Semper fidelis. High fidelis.

- Why didn't I take shop?

- Post meridian. Ante meridian.

Uncle Meridian.

All the little Meridians.

Goodbye, Johnny.

Goodbye, Rock.

- The Magna Carta. Master Charge you.

Spit in his eye, Johnny.

- You bet, Rabbi.

- Doom procelus. Lots of Vitalis.

Do you have any last words, Johnny?

Well said!

Okay, warden. This is where

we say our goodbyes.

- Come on.

- Johnny?

- You weren't gonna kill me, were you?

What? With this?

Calling all cars...

...Johnny Dangerously has just

escaped from state prison.

Hey, ace. Could I have a popcorn,

Milk Duds and a white fish?

- When we gonna give it to him?

- When Cagney gets his in the movie...

...a few minutes from now.

Calling all cars, be on the lookout

for Johnny Dangerously...

...and two accomplices in a black sedan.

I repeat:
in a black sedan.

A black sedan, huh?

We'll just see about that.

- I hope this works.

- It always does at home, Johnny.

Come on, shelf paper.

Get back and don't bug me.

Get out of the way, boss.

Calling all cars, Johnny Dangerously

now driving a white sedan...

...disguised as a trout fisherman.

Johnny, we've been spotted.

Peel the next layer.

- Someday it'll be in Johnny Jr. 's room.

- Sure. Sure.

There he goes. Get him.

Don't let him

get away. He knows too much.

Calling all cars,

be on the look out for...

...Dangerously and accomplices dressed

as nuns, driving a sedan covered with...

...you'll love this, duckies and bunnies.

Calling all cars...

...come to Dooley's Bar and Grill.

I'm buying.

There's something

you don't see every day.

- Everybody stay where you are.

- Alice, keep down.

You might as well come down,

Pembroke. There's no one left but you.

Ah. Sh*t.

- Johnny, are you okay?

- Sure, kid, Im fine. How about you?

- You didn't get hit, did you?

- I don't think so.

Boy, does that thing come in handy.

Johnny, you were gonna take

the bullet for me.

Actually, I was counting

on a lot of missing.

Oh, Johnny.

Johnny!

Sorry, Johnny, I have to take you

back to the big house.

No!

Mr. Governor, I have a witness to clear

my brother. That's the man you want.

Officer, you can release this man.

I'm granting him a full pardon.

Thanks, gov.

You shouldn't shoot me, Johnny.

My grandmother shot me once.

Oh, Johnny, darling,

you must be exhausted.

Breaking out of prison,

racing here in the nick of time...

...and saving your brother's life.

I'd say you had a full day.

Funny, Ma, Im not even very tired.

It must have been that little nap.

I'll have some stories

to tell my grandchildren...

...if I have any.

Lil, what do you say we start

a little gang of our own?

- That be okay with you?

- Johnny, I like it.

Kid, Im gonna make you love it.

So that's my story.

I hope you learned something from it.

I sure did. Wow, the electric chair.

Boy, from now on, Im going straight.

See to it that you do,

or Im coming after you.

Get out of here.

Wait a minute,

aren't you forgetting something?

There you go.

Thanks, Mr. Kelly.

Hey, kid, don't forget...

...crime doesn't pay.

Right.

Johnny!

Well, it paid a little.

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