Jolly LLB 2 Page #11

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this is constable bhadoria's wife

who has lost her husband

and is doing the rounds

of the court.

To get bail for her son.

What will you tell her, Mr. mathur?

'Smile, you're in lucknow.'

the truth is bitter, huh?

Mr. mathur.

Coincidences don't happen

only with you, Singh.

I've the blessing of god.

Such a coincidence

has happened to me.

I promise,

this is going to be interesting.

Bring him in.

Hurry up!

Sir, can I ask what's

going on in this court?

Sir, can I ask what's

going on in this court?

And will you please tell me

why you're letting this happen?

Who is this man?

How is he related to this case, sir?

We were given no advance

notice or prior warning.

What is the relevance?

And you're allowing this?

Your honour,

if I had given prior notice

this witness would have been

buried in some deep,

dark corner of a morgue.

I didn't bring this man here,

in fact, the police caught him.

And, your honour, this witness is

directly connected to this case.

Inspector, did you arrest him?

Sir, he is absolutely right.

This man is directly connected

to this case.

If there's no connection

I'll have your job.

But, your honour, I'm right.

Fine, I'll allow the witness.

No, sir, I object, sir!

I object..

Mr. mathur, listen to me.

It's almost 3 A.M.

We won't find public transport

at this hour.

- We have to be here till 6 A.M. anyway.

- We have to be here till 6 A.M. anyway.

Let's hear out this witness.

I mean, it might be useful.

Please come to the witness box.

Hello, how are you?

You're all dressed up

in your holy attire.

Fahim butt, please stand up.

Please tell the court

this man's name.

Mohammad iqbal qadri. Huh! What?

- Mohammad iqbal?

- Qadri.

Mohammad iqbal qadri!

Where did you arrest him?

In mathura.

He has been hiding there since

one year disguised as a Saint.

That's amazing.

Sir, the inspector is lying.

My name isn't iqbal qadri.

I'm ramkrishan saraswat.

I'm a brahmin and a monk.

I'm originally from jammu which

is why I have a kashmiri accent.

- But I'm not who they say I am.

- But I'm not who they say I am.

This is my aadhar card

and voter ID.

Om prakash, please get those to me.

Go on, hurry up.

Your honour, this man is lying.

He confessed that he's iqbal qadri

in his statement to the police.

You have two stars on that uniform

and yet you don't know

that any statement given

to the police is

not admissible in court!

This man is a trained militant.

You're aware that making a fake

identity card is not difficult.

And fahim butt has identified him as well.

Yes.

Sir, he's hiding his identity!

Your honour,

he's not hiding his identity

he's stating it.

How will he tell us his identity?

How else will he prove it?

You're sunder lal tripathi.

I'm pramod mathur.

He's jolly from kanpur.

How will we know that?

Only through identity cards.

The evidence is right before you,

sir.

There's no doubt.

And let me point out to you,

sir, that my

learned friend here has

already presented a fake witness.

The bar association has

cancelled his license.

The bar association has

cancelled his license.

In a few hours he won't

even be a lawyer.

Please don't take him seriously.

I have a few hours, don't I?

You do.

So I can fight the case till then. I

can fight the case till then, right?

Jolly, please no

fighting in this courtroom.

Mathur is right.

I think the police

have made a mistake.

Sorry, mister, you may leave.

- Just a minute!

- Jolly!

- Jolly..

- Stay there!

Just a minute! Sir, I beg of

you to let me question him.

It wasn't easy for me

to get him here.

- Give me one chance!

- No..

No.

What did you just say? Tell me.

There's no public transport.

Give me one chance.

First stop shouting!

- Be quiet for a second!

- Sorry!

- Be quiet for a second.

- Okay.

Fine, I'll allow the witness.

Sir!

- What is this?

- Mr. mathur.

- What is this?

- Mr. mathur

I think the court has

the right to decide, okay.

And court has decided, please.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

So you're a brahmin. A monk.

You must know a lot about religion.

Of course, I do.

Even I'm a 'kanya-gupch brahmin'.

I have even been anointed.

So how about a religious discourse

between two brahmins?

Please ask what you like.

Chant the gayatri mantra.

Wonderful,

now tell me your full name.

Ramkrishan premkrishan saraswat.

- Religion?

- Hindu.

How many vedas are there

in the hindu religion?

Four.

Tell me their names?

Rigved, samaved, yajurved, atharvaved.

Tell me their names?

Rigved, samaved, yajurved, atharvaved.

Name the four periods?

Satyug, dwapar, treta, kalyug.

- How many castes?

- Four.

Brahmin, kshatriya, vaishya, shudra.

- What caste are you?

- Brahmin.

What type of brahmin?

Gor brahmin.

- Which gor?

- Sande gor.

- Clan?

- Shandaliya.

- Classification?

- Vashist.

- Ved?

- Yajurved.

- Sub-ved?

- Mitrayani.

- Lineage?

- Srimukh.

- Family deity?

- Saptasuri.

Level?

Vaam. Sublevel? Allah, there's more?

What did you say?

Allah?

What did you say?

I don't know the sublevel.

I don't know.

What did you say before that?

What did you say before that,

iqbal qadri?

Shame on you,

iqbal qadri, shame on you!

You've even taken Allah's name.

Speak the truth!

You can't escape now.

How long will you

live this deceitful life?

Shame on you!

At least speak the truth now!

Don't forget you have to face

Allah on your day of reckoning!

Allah is witness to everything.

He will ultimately decide who

is right and who is wrong.

He will ultimately decide who

is right and who is wrong.

I will have no regrets

if I don't get justice today.

Iqbal qadri, I could've asked

for a DNA test

to prove who you really are.

But I wanted to hear it from you.

Tell the court your real name!

Your honour, my name

is Mohammad iqbal qadri.

Mr. Singh arrested me.

I was in his custody but

he didn't present me in court.

I knew he was going to kill me.

One day I got the opportunity

to tell him

that he'd get paid handsomely

if he let me go.

And he agreed.

Where are you taking him?

Mr. Singh has set him free.

He's leaving.

Come on.

How much did you pay Singh?

5 million.

2.5 million advance and the

rest after the encounter.

I object, your honour!

I've nothing else to say,

your honour.

But I would like to answer

Mr. mathur's question

whether we need

suryaveer Singh or iqbal qadri.

Your honour, we don't want either.

We don't want qadris like him

who think killing

innocent people is jihad.

But we also don't

want suryaveer Singh.

But we also don't

want suryaveer Singh

who killed an innocent man

and let a terrorist go free.

I salute brave and

courageous policemen.

I bow before them.

But I'll call someone who's got

an innocent's blood on his hands

a murderer.

And you should be wary

of such demons, Mr. mathur.

If someone pays them

maybe the next coincidence

could be you.

I would like to close by saying

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