Joshy Page #9

Go home and play

kickball by yourself

- with your little dickey!

- Adam, wait up.

Hey. No, that's fine.

He's, like, sulking.

I think he needs

some company.

No. He just wants

to go to bed.

He's actually kind of lame.

And I'm not being

shady right now,

but I'm gonna kind of,

like, not let you go

up there right now.

- You're not gonna

let me go by?

- No.

Crystal! Kylie!

Let's go! Vmonos.

Thank you.

- Have a good honeymoon.

- Oh, thank you.

I'm not getting--

aw, f*** it.

- Bye.

- Bye. It was good

to meet you.

Sorry, pal.

Sorry about that.

Wait. I think there's

someone out there.

Look, there's

someone right there.

Look, he's running away.

- I see him. Grab the gun.

- Who the f*** is that?

- Uh...

- Oh, come on.

Hey, come out.

Come out.

We see you, man.

We see you.

We see you.

We f***ing see you.

- Holy sh*t.

- Ow! Ow!

All right, all right,

it's cool.

Who the f***

are you, man?

Okay, it's cool.

It's just nature.

- What?

- It's nature?

- What the f*** does that mean?

- Oh, oh, he's running.

- Ow!

- Josh:
What do we do?

Do we go after him?

No, no, no.

Let's f***ing

let him go.

- Oh. Whoa.

- What the f***, man?

So I wanted to,

ahem, apologize

for my behavior

last night with you.

I was very aggressive

and yelling at you

and sort of

pushing you around.

And it wasn't cool

and so I wanted

to say I'm sorry

about that.

Yeah, i-- I appreciate

you apologizing.

You know,

i mean, obviously,

I know that

my idea of fun

isn't the same

as everybody else's,

but the fact that

you can say this

to me now

really is

much appreciated.

- So thank you.

- Yeah, and you--

- you don't have to

apologize to me.

- Okay, great.

Yeah, I'm really going

through some stuff, too.

And I just--

I'm sorry if my energy,

especially yesterday

and last night,

was, you know,

getting in the way

of you having any fun.

Sure. No, I appreciate

you guys both saying that.

I think tonight is

actually gonna be

a very cathartic release

for all of us.

- Mm.

- Adam:
Yeah,

that'd be nice.

Just sort of relax.

On that note,

all right.

I'm gonna go take care

of something.

See you guys, uh,

for dinner.

I think maybe

I'm ready to get out.

I don't wanna get

swimmer's cough

or anything.

Yeah, let's get out.

- Hello.

- Woman:
Hi.

- Come on in.

- Are you frank?

I am frank.

Are you...

- I'm Isadora.

- Isadora.

- Hi.

- Hi. Come here.

You look great.

This is exactly my style.

I'm not kidding.

- Really?

- I love that you guys

have paintings.

- That's so beautiful.

- I love paintings.

Do you really?

I do, too.

I prefer that.

It's like

if I see a blank wall,

it bums me out.

- Yeah.

- This is very cool.

- Yeah.

- Oh, it's a lot of necks.

- It's very...

- It's like dogs

playing poker,

- but people.

- Right.

- And here are two other

works of art right here.

- This is awesome.

- Hi.

- Greg, Adam,

this is, uh, Isadora.

Hi, I'm Isadora. Hi.

Oh, nice to meet you.

- Hi. I'm Greg.

- Greg.

Oh, my god,

you have a twin.

My sister's

best friend Nicky

looks a lot like you.

- A woman? I look...

- Yeah, she's a girl.

You know,

i always thought

that I had

ape features.

That's how

I've always seen myself.

Yeah, you do,

but just, like--

it's like Nicky, too,

but a beautiful ape.

Apes are

the most beautiful

creatures on this planet.

- Thank you so much.

- Yeah.

You got

ape hands, too.

I do?

- It's a total compliment.

- I'm sorry.

- Did I miss something?

- Oh, um, Isadora here

is a sex worker,

and she's gonna

f*** us all for money.

- Absolutely, but not nec--

- or whoever wants...

It doesn't have to be--

if you don't wanna f***,

if you wanna--

i got a lot of

different holes,

you know what I'm saying?

So don't worry about it.

You can do something

with my feet or anal.

Whatever you're into.

Also, I wanna say this

'cause I feel like

this definitely helps

when I say this

is that do not worry

about money.

Please put that

out of your head

right now.

Don't start tallying it up

like, "oh, can i

do this to her?"

It's gonna add it up.

Don't worry.

I just

wanna let you know

that what I'm

into doing

is whatever you are

into doing.

Whatever relaxes you,

makes you comfortable,

pleases you.

Thank you for saying that.

I appreciate that a lot.

- That is very cool of you.

- You're welcome.

I'm gonna

take you up on that.

Thank you so much.

- Hey, please do.

- I would love

to start with you

just because I feel like,

um-- is that okay?

- Um, I think

that would be good.

- Sure.

- That'd be great.

- Can I get, um, uh,

is there a little room

i can clean--

- yeah.

- Not clean up.

I'm not dirty, I swear.

Of course you're not dirty.

Nobody would ever think

that you're dirty.

I'll show you

to the bathroom.

No, no.

I'll do it.

- Eric:
Great.

- Yeah.

- Isadora:
Cool.

- Okay, cool.

- All right.

- Right this way.

- Great.

Thank you so much.

- Madame.

- See you in a bit, buddy.

- God, I love this.

I think I'm just

gonna go for a hike.

- This-- yeah,

this isn't for me.

- What?

I know. I know.

I-- I figured it was

worth one last shot

to see if I could

get you laid,

but I could tell

it's not your thing.

Sure, I appreciate it.

You know, it's very

nice of you

to, you know,

be thinking of everyone's

pleasure all the time, but...

She seems cool, though,

i mean, honestly...

She seems great.

I think it'll be

a lot of fun

for you guys

to have sex with her

one after the other.

- But I'll just be outside.

- Okay, buddy.

Hi, Jodi, hi.

Hi, it's Ari.

I know i--

I've been

kind of stalking you,

but i-- I, um...

No, I know, I know.

I was--

i gave him a, um--

why am I blanking?

A hand job, a handy,

whatever,

you know what I mean?

I-- and I was--

and he was

sobbing and coming

and sobbing and coming,

and it was so profound

to see what you

could do to somebody,

you know, that's

not just about--

i was, like--

I mean, obviously,

I'm sure he was

glad he came,

but to know

that it was so much

more emotional than that,

- so-- hi.

- Hi.

- Hi. I'm Isadora, hi. Hi.

- Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, good, this is good.

- The more,

the merrier, good.

- Oh.

- Um, all right.

- Eric:
So do you

see yourself

- as like a healer?

- Yes.

But, like,

sex stuff too, right?

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, my god.

- I love-- oh, my god,

oh, I love you.

- I love that you

said that because...

- Ahem, uh,

Rachel's parents are here.

They're outside.

- They're here now.

I'm gonna go tell Josh.

- Ari:
What?

Eric:

But, like, you'll do,

like, fun stuff and...

Isadora:

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

anything that you need...

Joshy?

Joshy!

We gotta clean up!

We gotta clean up!

- Oh.

- Oh, okay.

- Not on my account?

- No, we...

- Honestly, don't.

- We're gonna have you

go to the bathroom.

- We're just gonna do

a little cleanup.

- Oh, I've gone.

I'm very cleansed out

before I ever come to

any sort of...

I know.

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