Josie and the Pussycats Page #3
make a record, and poor Alan M
will have to stay behind...
in Riverdale
all alone with me.
bring me to the city with you.
Shh.
What?
I had to tell them that
you're my guitar tech, so...
Guitar tech. Right.
You know what?
I still don't understand why you're here.
- I'm here because I was in the comic book.
- What?
Nothing.
Whoa!
What's up, big butt?
Shut up.
Hey, you guys.
You know how people always
say that this is the life?
I think this is when they say it.
- Private plane.
- Record deal.
Coasters.
Loads ofcash.
Scratch that.
We still poor.
- Pardon? Hang on.
- #I want to know why you are... #
Yes?
At least I don't think
I need this anymore.
Riverdale muni bus pass.
Guys, you know what?
We have the only bus-passes with
three people in the picture.
It's not my fault you both
jumped in on mine.
Okay, no, you both
jumped in on mine.
We should keep these.
Remind us where we came from.
Hey, listen, let's promise
each other something...
right here and right now, okay?
No matter what happens...
If we become huge stars...
or if we end up hitchhiking
back to Riverdale,
we will always
be friends first and a band second.
- Friends first.
- Friends first.
- I swear on my bus pass?
- I swear on my bus pass.
Don't worry, Lex.
We're not going to have
Oh, no.
Geez. It's so huge.
Oh, this is only the beginning.
Are you sure you should be
putting that up already?
I mean, we haven't even
recorded anything yet.
What if you don't like it?
What if nobody likes it?
Don't worry.
If you screw up, we'll just
put somebody else up there.
- Hey, Wyatt?
- Hmm?
They've got our name wrong.
Hmm?
We're not Josie and the Pussycats.
We're just the Pussycats.
Oh, no, Josie's the singer.
The public needs someone
Trust me.
Our studies have shown
that bands that have the word
"and" in the title...
sell twice as many records
as those that don't.
What about the Beatles
or the Rolling Stones?
Yes, if you want to split hairs,
yes, of course, obviously.
Yes, yes, but, come on.
Would you be more
interested in a band called
simply the Pussycats,
or are you more likely to
buy a CD or read a comic...
or watch a cartoon
or go and see a movie about
a trio of luscious ladies...
called Josie and the Pussycats?
Hmm?
It does have a nice ring to it.
Oh, yes.
Hey!
Oh, so sorry, Valerie.
I had no idea you weren't in here.
Ha, ha. Come on.
More coasters.
What did I tell you, Fiona?
It couldn't be better.
Just think Christina Aguliera
times three except one of them
is incredibly tan...
or else T.L.C.
with two white chicks...
or, um, Hole!
Wyatt, I get it without
the stupid analogies.
Put them in the studio tomorrow.
We'll talk later.
The feds are here with some foreigners.
I've got to give them the tour.
- You won't be disappointed.
- I'd better not be.
We can't afford
another Dujour disaster.
Welcome.
I'm sure you're wondering
the United States government...
would be so interested in what
appears to be a record company.
Well, I'm about
to show you why.
This... is what our operation
really does.
Blue is the new orange.
This is where it starts...
the fads, the fashions,
the product placement.
From this command center,
we control the most influential
demographic of the population.
We decide everything...
from what clothes are in style
to what slang is in vogue.
Feather tank tops,
matching pants. Kind of
Feathers are
the new rhinestones.
The new word for cool
will be "jerkin'," as in,
"Dude, that's jerkin'."
That's dirty.
This is the epicenter
of all trends.
We turn your world into
But how, you may ask, can
our operation be so effective?
Sure these kids have brains
like Play-Doh, just waiting
to be molded into shape,
but something else
must be going on, right?
The Chinese guy knows
what I'm talking about.
To answer some of your questions,
we've produced a short educational film.
Lights!
Hello. I'm Eugene Levy,
and, yes, I'm an actor.
And, I said cappuccino.
I'm here to talk to you
about something very important.
No, it's not about me
or my career.
I'm here to talk about
subliminal messages
in rock-and-roll music...
or as it's simply known
in some cultures... rock music.
For years the government
has been wisely coercing teenagers...
to buy products they normally wouldn't want
just to get their money.
Fact:
Kids don't have bills to pay.Fact:
They don't pay taxes,but they do baby-sit
and hold minimum-wage jobs...
that earn them wads of cash as
thick as, well, my body of work.
But these kids today aren't dumb.
They're not going
to buy just anything.
That's why the government has
been planting small subliminal
advertising suggestions...
in today's rock music.
The results?
We can now get these kids
to buy just about anything.
We can have them chasing
and that is good
for the economy.
What's good for the economy
is good for the country.
So God bless the United States ofAmerica,
the most ass-kickin' country in the world.
How can you control the rock bands?
What if they find out
about the hidden messages
in their music?
Ever wonder why so many rock
stars die in plane crashes?
Overdose on drugs!
We've been doing this
a long time.
If they start to get too curious,
our options are endless.
Bankruptcy, shocking scandals,
religious conversions.
We've created a highly-rated TV show...
just to explain what happens to these people.
Wow.
The walls are mushy.
I assume it's to yourliking.
They're brand new.
I like this.
It's got shiny knobs.
No. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
That we do not touch.
It's only the most expensive
piece of equipment
in the studio.
The Megasound 8000.
Although the name sounds
ominous, it's actually
just a high-tech processor.
How does it work?
Why do you need to know that?
What is it, a big secret or something?
A big secret.
Wyatt's got a secret.
It's not a secret. Stop it.
I'll tell you. I'll show you.
Play a little something for me, would you?
Perfect! Now, this will
just take a moment.
And now I'll play it back with megasound.
Is that us?
It sounds so...
- I want a Big Mac.
- What?
Mel, you're a vegetarian.
I know, but suddenly I want one. Maybe
on the way back to the hotel?
Okay, as long as we can
stop by Foot Locker too.
I'm dying for a pair
of old-school Tretorns.
Jerkin' Tretorns are the new Adidas.
Ladies, now should I drop you
back at Riverdale Mall, or re
you ready to make a record?
Come on!
One, two. One, two, three.
This is the best CD ever!
Yeah, and I want some Gatorade.
Gatorade is the new Snapple!
- This must be a misprint.
- Yea!
- Wait!
Does anyone else think
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