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Cat.

End of interrogation.

This reminds me of the

Sailor Moon horniness.

Mr. R's Sunday school at age 11.

He says, "Write down on a piece of paper

all you are holding before God. "

I wrote down, "Sailor Moon.

Sh*t, how I loved that

Sailor Moon and her legs.

But Mr. R. didn't care about those legs.

He wanted little papers

with idols on them.

Each kid handed in their piece of paper

with their idols on it.

He put them on the

floor, lit them on fire,

and then said...

God comes first.

Sailor Moon

- Hello.

- Hello.

- Are you from the TV station?

- Yes.

- Hello.

- Antonia.

Please, come in.

- Hello.

- Hello. Daniela.

Please, come in.

Could you pull this up

underneath your shirt?

There it is.

And that?

In there, yes.

Thank you. Daniela, we're ready.

How did you find the Lord?

Well, I had a very good life, right?

A life filled with things:

money, a good car, a pretty girlfriend.

But I felt anguished.

I felt a weight on my chest.

One day I got preached to,

and I observed my life,

and I realized that it was

very full on the outside

but empty inside,

and I felt God had an

important mission for me.

And how did you know?

God told me.

Speaking?

He put his message in my heart.

I reflected, and I

decided to sell everything.

I got rid of everything.

And I talked to my girlfriend,

who I saw was a little reluctant,

to explain to her

that if she didn't want

to share the message

of Jesus Christ with me,

we had to break up

because my mission now was to preach

in the name of Jesus Christ

throughout every nation.

And did your girlfriend convert?

No.

No, she didn't accept the Lord.

Was there anger?

No.

Actually, I was sad,

because I felt that she was missing out

on the gift of accepting Christ, no?

No, what I meant to ask you

was rather if she got angry

because you were leaving

her for a life of preaching.

But that's not important.

We have to abandon our ego.

We have to crucify our ego

in order to accept Jesus Christ.

But you wanted to leave

and break up with your girlfriend.

You wanted to follow Christ.

You weren't killing your ego.

You were doing what you wanted to do,

weren't you?

Well...

Excuse me.

Is this the person who was

supposed to interview me?

- Yes, it's her.

- Yes?

Yes.

I think he's pissed off.

Yes, Josue, hello. Look, yes, I'm here.

Your niece is here with a girl

that honestly doesn't know what to ask.

She's just asking nonsense.

I think that this

isn't the way it works,

not like this.

We're not going anywhere.

So I ask you to please talk to her,

I mean, first of all, to make

them stop wasting my time,

and talk to her because I guess

she can give you a better explanation.

Hold on for a second.

You're Antonia, right?

Yes.

- Yes, I'm coming.

- Here she comes.

Excuse me. Well, I think so too.

That's why you should talk to her.

Hello? Yes, Uncle.

Yes, we'll be right over.

We have hurt a brother in Christ,

and that is not righteous.

It's not righteous.

Daniela, you are not pleasing God.

I'm sorry, but I wanted to say-

Silence. I'm speaking.

Daniela,

you have shown an arrogant heart.

You know the Word.

You know that God loves those

with simple, humble hearts.

Look, Josu,

I gave Daniela the responsibility.

I couldn't go with them,

and she wasn't prepared.

I don't like thinking

about Evangelical d*cks.

I say "Evangelical dick," and I think:

one, limp dick,

two, premature dick.

But Jeezus is almighty.

Water into wine-

limp dick into hard dick.

Daniela and Antonia, please leave.

Sorry.

I thought it was kind of funny.

Why?

I don't know.

And what happens if you get fired?

I get sent to Ecuador.

On vacation?

No.

On a missionary expedition.

How could you be such a brat?

Am I fired?

How could you tell him

he hasn't left his ego?

You should have gotten fired.

You should have started

off with that, Toms.

How could you ask him

why he left his girlfriend for Jesus?

Hey, what are you laughing at?

Me?

You should have done

something. You were with her.

I'm sorry, but I get paid for taping,

and I taped.

Besides, I'm not one of those people

who believe in tiny lights in the sky.

They're not tiny lights.

Come on, don't get mad.

All right, I've got an idea.

Why don't we go see the princesses

so Toms doesn't get even angrier?

You're so silly.

What's the name of the

sweatier guy with tattoos?

Cogwheel Jack.

And the other guy?

Coyote.

If I had a boyfriend, I would

go out with Cogwheel Jack.

Why?

Do you like them tattooed and sweaty?

No. I like Cogwheel Jack.

Whatever.

You know you still like

skinny, clean-cut guys like me.

What an idiot!

A stands in front of T. T is shirtless.

T takes a look at A's legs,

A's beautiful legs.

T draws closer, tries to touch her.

A pushes him away, laughs.

A attracts him, laughs.

I'm the public.

I don't laugh. I don't move.

I want neither one to win.

I just want the almighty f*** to win.

"F*** her," I say softly.

"Go on, f*** her. "

And A laughs.

She doesn't hear me

while T knocks her down,

while T spreads her beautiful legs

and says, "Stop laughing. "

And I think,

"Okay, he's finally going

to slip it into her. "

But I can't think of them anymore.

I can only think about my body.

I can only think about my own body

that trembles, trembles,

and trembles with filth

until it stops trembling.

GOZPEL 1:
6 THE RIGHTEOUS

PATH BY YOUNG & WILD

You had a crush on him as well.

No, I didn't. I just liked him.

And he had a crush on you.

- No, no, we were just friends!

- Oh, come on!

You were dating both

of them for a while!

No, I wasn't.

Yes, you were. Admit it.

No, we just gave each

other little kisses.

- He even wrote you a letter.

- When?

I remember it perfectly.

You were about to marry Rai.

And he went over to his house.

- I don't remember.

- Yes.

Okay. Shut up.

He wrote you a letter. Yes, he did.

And what did the letter

say, "I love you"?

No, it said, "if you get

married, I'll kill you. "

Just that. You were lucky.

And? Tell me.

He has an apostle's name.

John?

Peter?

Judas?

No, he was the one that said,

"I'll believe it when I see it. "

Toms? His name is Toms?

Isabel?

They want to pray for

you in the living room.

Yes, I'll be right over.

Danielita and I are

talking about something.

Okay, don't get mysterious, all right?

We're talking about Toms.

About who?

Who?

I'm going out with a

boy from the TV station.

I will send you to Ecuador.

Oh, Mom.

What, do you want to sleep with him too?

Tere.

Stop it.

She was going to bring him

over so you could meet him.

F***.

I don't know why it pisses me

off so much to post about this.

Perhaps it's because I prefer

reading about sex than about love,

or perhaps it's because

the word "re-la-tion-ship"

seems so ugly to me.

I'm in a relationship.

And I'm kind of happy or almost happy.

And I don't know what else to say,

because we just do the same

things all nerdy couples do.

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