Judgment Night

[Fingers Snapping]

# Ooh ooh-ooh-ooh #

# Travellin' at the speed #

# Of love #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

#Hey, yo, kids #

What's up?

#Remember when I used

to be dope #

Yeah!

#I owned a pocketful of fame #

Well, look what

you're doin' now!

#Now I know

Well, I know #

#I lost touch with reality

Now my personality is

an unwanted commodity #

Believe it!

# Can't believe I used to be

Mr. Steve Austin on the mike #

Six million ways

you used to run it!

#I guess Oscar Goldman got mad #

# 'Cause I got loose circuits #

So loose, so loose.

#I be the Mother Goose with

the eggs that seem to be #

#Fallin', fallin', fallin #

# You played yourself #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

# You played yourself #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

#Hey, yo, pack my bags

'cause I'm outta here #

#Mama don't love me

and my mama don't care #

#Read the papers

The headlines say #

# Washed-up rapper got a song #

[Imitating Chicken Clucking]

#Lingo's busted

while the guitar sways #

#B side copy for the radio

plays for somethin'#

#I knew I blew

the whole fandango #

# When the drum programmer

wore a tango #

#Never could be liked

Great fish won't bite #

# They realize

that I'm over like clover #

#No good luck and so Mace

beat the f... - in beat #

Hey!

# While the teenage

fan the heat #

#I bring it to the clues

Paid all my dues #

#So what's gone dead

Let me use my forehead #

#Easy, pack it up, man

Let me stop stallin'#

# 'Cause everything I do is like fallin'#

#Fallin', fallin'#

# You played yourself #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

[Woman]

Hey, Pooh Bear.

# You played yourself #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

# You played yourself #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

# You played yourself #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

# You played yourself #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

# You played yourself #

Ahh!

A-boo! A-boo!

[Baby Squealing]

# You played yourself #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo ##

Hey. Hey, you.

Hey, why don't you call Peggy?

She can come over

and watch TV with you.

That, uh, that show that

you like is on tonight, isn't it? Um...

Hey! Hey, cutie.

What's the name of it?

Um...

Aw, come on, Linda.

You're making me feel

very guilty here.

Look, it's just gonna be

for a couple of hours.

I deserve this. I haven't

been out of the house

for over three months.

Three months.

Gee, that's probably exactly

how long it's been...

since I've been out.

[Dog Barking]

Looks like Mike almost

has his date for tonight.

'Cause I'm so studly.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Linda. [Chuckling]

Nobody is taking dates.

It's a bunch of guys going

to a boxing match. That's it.

What?

Wh... Why are you lookin'

at me like that?

'Cause I know your friends.

They have the hormones

of high school kids.

Don't start accusin' me

of runnin' around.

You're the only one

who has a family.

It's time you start hangin' out with

grown-ups.

My friends are grown-ups.

Oh. Sorry.

[Man On P.A. System]

If you look out of the starboard side...

- What the hell is that?

- The aging but potentially dangerous...

Mr. Frank Wyatt!

Not since the turn of the century

has he come and vacationed with us.

Let's dust him off and give him

a big round of applause.

Oh!

- Here's one of your grown-up friends now.

- I gotta go.

Go. Go and have some fun.

[Man On P.A. System

Continues, Indistinct]

Maybe you'll stop walkin' around

with that look on your face.

... schmoozing it up with one

of the great-great-grandchildren...

of the original Chippendale's

dancing squad!

Say good-bye.

I have no regrets, okay?

Whatever you say.

## [Horn]

Bye, gorgeous.

Daddy's gotta go.

[Baby Gurgling]

I love you.

[Man On P.A. System]

Uh, excuse me.

I love you too.

We've got some family values

exhibitions here.

I'll be home early, okay?

That's actually his baby.

Yeah, Linda.

Say, around, uh, 8:00 a.m.

- Let's dust off the toddler

and take him with us.

- Oh.

Thanks. I'm on the couch

tonight for sure.

That's simple, Frank;

she hates me.

She does not hate you.

I've been married

to that woman for two years.

Ah, remember your birthday?

## [Humming]

[Laughing]

She hates you.

[Laughing]

Hey!

Hey!

- Let me get rid of these bums,

I'll be back to get on you.

- Promise?

Check it out inside, man.

It's bigger than your house.

Whoo!

Prepare to have your

pleasure glands carpet-bombed.

Watch out for the floors,

'cause they're marble.

Ohh.

You guys.

Wow.

Whoo!

Cool system, man.

Thanks.

## [Stereo Blaring]

Don't, uh, touch anything, okay?

## [Volume Lowers]

That's not right for you.

And don't put your dirty dogs

on my clean upholstery either.

Ray, where the hell

did you get this thing?

I promoted it.

You what?

I conned the dealer into letting me

take it out for the evening.

Well, how did you do that?

Well, I was driving

past the dealership...

and I was thinking about this

evening, so I go inside and say...

"This baby is perfect for

entertaining clients and I

was thinking about using it...

to buy a few

for my sales force,"

at which time he got

on his hands and knees,

begging me to take it out.

Wait, wait.

Your "sales force," Ray?

Mm-hmm.

I may have some.

And I will.

[Laughing]

Tomorrow I'll return it and say,

"Thank you, but under

very careful consideration...

"I would have to say,

it's not big enough.

"I need a driver's side

air bag in the bathroom.

[Laughing]

And I'll see ya."

Naaah!

Ray Cochran,

the man, the myth.

[Laughing Continues]

Yes, indeed. We're running late.

Where's Eddie?

Eddie canceled at the last minute,

so I invited someone else.

- Who'd you invite?

- [Tires Screeching]

- Hey, no!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Hey, hey, hey!

[Ray]

Who's the crash test dummy?

[Tires Screeching]

[Frank]

Hmph!

That's your little brother.

[Laughing]

Ray, don't start. Linda's

been bustin' my balls

since I got home, okay?

Ray, give him

a break, man.

John's a good guy, bro.

He's a g...

He's a pain in the ass!

Every time you guys

get together, man,

it's like a slugfest.

[Frank]

That's not true.

[Ray]

It's not true.

- So he doesn't piss you off

every time you get together.

- He's my brother, I invited him.

[Man]

Hey, Razorman!

That's cool.

It's nice.

What the hell is this thing?

Just get in.

Looks like

Barbie's Playhouse.

[Ray] You should know,: You're

the one who plays with dolls!

Mike, where you been, buddy?

Jesus, look at this thing.

Yo, bro.

My big brother

actually invites me

to go somewhere, huh?

- You sick or somethin', Frank?

- You're late, as usual.

What do ya say,

fight fans?

Crack open some libations,

let's get on the road.

- Beers are in the fridge, John.

- Ooh! Beer!

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

[Ray] Okay, all aboard!

[Frank]

Ray, that's a conductor,

not a bus driver.

Sit down and shut up!

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