Judgment Night Page #2

Now that's

a bus driver!

Let me see

your transfer, miss.

[Mike]

When has any of you

been on a bus?

Let me tell you,

I've seen a few...

[All Laughing]

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo #

#Doo doo doo-doo

Doo doo doo-doo ##

[Ray] Yeah, all right!

I got 600 on Davis. Yeah.

[Mike] What? You idiot!

Davis rhymes with "save us!"

[Laughing]

[Frank Laughing]

You should've given

the money to us!

[Frank]

We're gonna miss the prelim.

[Ray]

The Razorman will not

be letting you down.

I don't intend to miss

one single, solitary punch.

[Ray]

Where did this kid

come from?

Your boy's about to get beat!

What's he doing?

He needs to bob and weave!

Look at that!

Thank God this thing has

a satellite dish, right?

[John] Oh, sh*t!

Much better than sitting

ringside, Ray, much better!

Another day in front

of the boob tube!

[Ray]

We're gonna be so close,

we may get blood on us.

[Frank] Coming out

of our noses, the seats'll

be so high in the rafters!

[Mike Laughing]

[Ray]

Gimme a break!

[John]

Oh, sh*t! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[TV Announcer, Indistinct]

Look at him go!

Yeah!

Oh! Oh!

Yeah!

Hit him!

Hit him!

[Mike Yelling, Indistinct]

[Frank]

Yeah! Hit him!

- Hell, yeah, look at him go, man!

- [Frank] Hit him, hit him!

[All Yelling, Indistinct]

See his feet?

His legs are bucklin'.

[Mike] It's over.

[Frank] His manager's outside

bettin' on the other guy.

Hernandez

and that Martinez kid

won't last three rounds.

- We're gonna miss the main event.

- We should just settle in and...

Bullshit. We're not

gonna miss anything.

Just shut that TV off.

- Hey, Ray, take it easy.

- Do you want to make it

to the fight on time or not?

Hmm? All right.

[Announcer]

It's a battle between

the number two...

and number three

middleweights in the world.

Mickey "Mad Dog" Davis...

[Horn Honking]

Oh, sh*t.

- [Tires Screeching]

- [Mike] Whoa, what are you doin'?

He's not gonna let me in.

- Hey! How about it, huh? Can we get in?

- How about what?

- Can we get over?

- Why don't you wait your turn

like everyone else, a**hole?

- Forget it. Hey, stop!

- You gonna let us over?

- [John] No way, man, no way.

- Ray, this guy's not stoppin'.

Back off already.

I'm not gonna back off.

What are you doing?

[Frank] Hey, back off, man.

He's not stoppin'! Look out!

- [Crash]

- Oh, this guy hit me! He just hit me!

- [Indistinct Yelling]

- [Ray] I don't believe this guy hit me!

F*** you!

What are you doin'?

F*** you!

You want some, come on!

F*** you!

- [Mike] Ding, ding, ding! Round one!

- Kick this motherf***er's ass.

Yeah? Let's see something,

you little f***in' weasel!

Let's see what you got!

Get off me, Frank!

Get off me!

Not tonight, man.

I didn't think so.

I can take

this motherf***er!

[Frank]

Don't be a jerk!

What?

- F*** you!

- Come on, John Boy! I'll beat

the sh*t outta both of you!

Hey, buddy, back off.

Hey, what's this?

What do ya got...

Aaah! Aah!

Don't!

[Cracking]

Hey! It hurts, huh?

Huh?

[Woman]

Hey!

- Leave him alone.

- Yeah, relax...

Aaah! Aah!

And take

the pretty girl home...

- unless you want me to, huh?

- [Man Grunting]

Huh? I can't hear you.

I'm sorry. What?

[Grunting] Yeah, all right.

Come on, buddy.

You're not worth it.

Nice job, buddy.

Shut up, man!

[Man]

All right, already, let's go!

[Man] Way to go, tough guy!

I can't believe people

in this f***in' town!

Calm down, honey.

Married life

makin' you soft, Frank?

I remember when your brother

would've dumped that guy

on his ass.

Yeah.

What's the matter with you?

You can't get into it...

with every a**hole

that looks at you funny.

There's a lot of craziness

goin' on out there.

You never know what maniac

is gonna blow your goddamn

brains out!

It happens every day

in this city!

You listen to me!

What, Frank?

What are you gonna do?

You're not

my father, Frank.

Way to go, little man.

You showed some heart.

Hey.

What did I say, huh?

You remember what I said?

I know, I'm sorry.

Don't encourage him

with that macho sh*t.

I'm sorry, Frank.

But he's right, you know.

What are you

talkin' about?

You're not his father, bro.

- That was really smart, baby brother.

- Enough, Ray. All right?

- Stop acting like you're three.

- Why do you always have to

say sh*t like that?

Hey,

let's knock it off!

I wanna have a good

f***in' time tonight, all right?

Everybody hold on to somethin'.

We're gettin' outta here.

##[Rock]

What the hell

are you doin'?

I tell you something;

I'm not gonna miss this fight.

[Laughing,

Indistinct Talking]

I hate being late!

Wait! A cop!

I'm joking!

[Laughing]

Whoo-hoo!

#Here we go again

Second shot #

#Lookin' for a bang

with the nice hips #

# Gotta have a set

of them pink lips #

# When it comes to sex #

[Mike]

Ray's the man! Do it!

[Mike Imitating

Barking Seal]

##[Music Continues]

Whoo! Come on!

Whoo!

Yes! Yes!

Wha-hoo!

[Yelling,

Indistinct Talking]

[Tires Screech]

[Laughing]

Whoo! Whooooooo!

Oh, my God!

[Ray]

Give it up! Give it up!

[Laughing]

I tell you something.

Here's to me and those like me...

'cause very few of them

remain! [Chuckling]

[Frank] Thank God!

[Mike] An extraordinary piece

of navigation, my brother.

Thank you, my brother.

[Frank] Do you

have any idea how to

get there from here?

[Ray] We double-back

around the expressway.

How hard can it be?

## [Imitates Scary Music]

I bet there's some

tremendous real estate

bargains down here.

That's great, but where's

the damn expressway, huh?

Enough of this scenic route.

[Ray] The guys that built

the expressway did it logically.

We hit the next intersection

and cut over.

[Mike]

I don't see any signs

or anything, Ray.

[Ray] If I can cross over the

one-way street we exited off,

[John And Frank Muttering]

We'll be fine.

[John] We've been around

this block a thousand times.

[Frank] Wait a minute.

[Ray] I don't care. We just

gotta cross the one-way street.

[Indistinct Arguing]

[Frank] I know where

we are... we're lost!

Don't you worry about it.

A little faith, my friends.

We have never been here.

[Mike] Oh, look...

The Brothers Johnson.

[Laughing]

Ray, I'm just bein' logical.

When you're lost,

you ask for directions.

So let's ask those guys.

They look like they know

their way around.

Sure, we'll tell them we're

the Welcome Wagon and we

have baked goods for them.

[On P.A. System]

Excuse me, gentlemen.

We're the Welcome Wagon.

Can you come here for

a minute, please?

Mr. Welcome would like to ask

you something!

[Laughing]

Give me that!

- You know what? That's not funny.

- Ooh, here they come, Ray!

Ooh, here they come.

They're comin' to party!

There they go!

- How are ya?

- Show 'em, man.

Show 'em what you got.

Check it out.

All right. Watch this.

- Oh, sh*t!

- [Frank] Ray, what the hell are you doin'?

[Man]

Let him have it, Earl.

[Laughing]

- [Laughing]

- How is that funny? Tell me,

'cause I don't get it!

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