Jui kuen 2 (Drunken Master 2)

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Declare all valuables to Customs.

ltems undeclared will be...

Fei-hung, delcare the ginseng to Customs.

Dad, we've to pay at least...

...a duty of 50 yuan.

Right.

Let's pass by hiding it...

...inside our pants.

They won't search him,

taking it for hernia only.

The idea...

Outrageous, outrageous!

lt won't work.

You've got nothing but lousy ideas.

The Northern Army has imposed...

...heavy duties.

Right.

That's most unfair.

Nothing in this world is fair.

One travelling must avoid as much as possible.

Declare it.

Who's he? Why's he so snobbish?

Who's he?

Don't you know British Consul is privileged?

You don't pay duties...

...if you become a Consul.

Exempt from duties?

Right.

Watch out!

What's wrong with you?

Get up, get up!

What the hell are you up to?

He was knocked down.

Sorry.

Why have you given away...

...such a big ginseng?

To avoid tax!

l'll get it back in a minutes.

Let me have another fall then.

What?

By putting everything in,

l don't have to pay tax.

Coming.

What's wrong with him.

An epilepsy.

Tso, get up!

Set him free!

Dad, l'll pay tax in front.

Take care.

Don't jostle.

Follow the queue!

Catch it, master.

Come quick!

These kids really are OK.

Put it aside.

A pickpocket!

Stolen my dad's purse.

Fei-hung.

Stay where you are!

Fei-hung, don't chase him!

Come up.

Fei-hung, remember what l've taught you.

You can't win over a local boy.

Don't chase a desperate thief, understand?

But he's stole your money.

Forget it, as there's no loss.

Remember, the important thing in life is...

Forgive while you can.

Remember it.

l forgot.

Checkmate!

Again.

A man shouldn't renege.

How should l move now?

Think, think it over.

Dad, look, many trees.

That tree's big!

Already gone.

Come on.

Can l concede the loss?

Use your brains.

What? Can't move now.

Are you okay?

How did you catch?

Sorry, old gentleman.

Young man, be careful in playing ball.

Thank you.

Have you thought it over?

Come on.

How come it's ''go'' chess?

l can't beat you.

Don't go away, vendor.

Dad, you don't like this.

Let me go down to buy toast chicken for you.

Just wait. A vendor will come in a minute.

No, we must go down to get a nice roast chicken.

Right, right.

You yearn for a chance to move around.

Why make an excuse? go then.

Go, go.

Don't arouse trouble.

Yes.

Be sure to come back early!

Master, what class is the compartment?

Why are the cattle here too?

lt stinks like hell!

lt's just another world.

The weather in the northest is OK.

l like it.

This is first class.

The number of foreigners speaks for it.

What are you doing?

Looking for a friend.

Could you possible have friends here?

Right, right.

Yes.

You mustn't go in anyway.

Can't we just have a look?

No. Get away!

Get away, or l'll get hold of you!

Master, what now?

Let's try something.

Really?

Of course.

Master, the next step?

See how l do it.

What are you doing?

What's wrong?

The ducks have fled!

Chase them!

Throw away the poultry quick!

Get back the poultry quick!

Sorry.

Hitting me?

A thief.

Sorry, l'll clear it up right away!

Stop!

What are you doing?

Halt!

A thief beating people!

Henchman!

What?

Have a bowl of tea.

Keep closer, and l'll shoot you dead!

Henchman!

Don't run

First, l'm not a henchman.

Second...

l've already conceded to you.

Who cares? l won lose.

You mule, what do you want?

Simple, just apologise to me.

Apologise to you?

Of course, you've misunderstand me.

OK, sorry.

And let me box you on the ear.

Ducking? Again.

Hit me if you can!

Don't say l'm bullying you!

Ok, l'll play along.

Come on.

Come on.

Drunken boxing.

Sure, you think l'm getting dizzy?

OK, come on.

Come over.

Come over.

Come over.

Well, wait till you get sober first.

Uncle Tsao, God Serving Wine.

Cripple Li, Elbows Whirl and Knees Hit.

Any such blow is drunken boxing?

lt's Holding a Jar. New to you?

Fairies Littering Petals.

Grasping Wrist and Hitting Chest.

Han Blowing a Flute.

What's this?

lt's Drunken in Battlefield.

Don't worry, stand up.

This hero's kung fu is OK.

Young man, your skills are not bad either.

But your drunken boxing...

faultless?

No, not powerful enough

and can't kill.

What?

My drunken boxing can't kill?

Let's go on.

You're running out of time.

What?

l'm young and strong. l've lots of time.

The train's leaving.

Who cares?

Stay!

The train!

Wait for me. l can't keep up.

Your hand, come on, quick!

Thank you.

Have you got back your stuff?

Ginseng?

Get up, all of you!

Get down the luggugae for inspection!

Hurry up!

Morning.

What's up, please?

The British Council has lost something,

so everyone has to be searched.

Have a check.

Yes.

Closely!

Open your luggage, be quick!

What's this!

Lingtzu.

And that?

Bear gall.

What's that? Show me.

Ginseng.

And that?

Deer foot ribs.

And that?

Deer tail.

Checked. And that box?

That box...

Lingtzu.

That box, not this.

That box?

That box behind you.

Ginseng, and you've already seen it!

Open it.

Show him.

All medicine.

Open it.

Open it!

Sir, he's my friend...

...in bona fide business.

He's never been away. No need to search.

Who are you?

What have you got to say that?

Sorry.

His dad is a General in Northeast.

His dad's a general,

and this is his territory.

Check the next compartment.

Go forward.

Let's go.

This young man's quite capable.

Fei-hung, follow his example.

Fei-hung, put aside the ginseng.

You said the jade seal's missing?

The Emperor's jade seal...

...is like the crown of England.

Understand?

Everything combined here...

...is not as valuable.

The British Empire's premier is my friend.

l promised to put...

the jade seal symbolsing...

the power of Chinese Emperor...

into the London Museum of Art.

l don't care how you're going to do it.

l want it back.

Yes, sir.

Sir, l know who's taken it.

go and find it!

Yes, sir.

Right.

The workers at the steel factory...

...refuse to work at night.

Anything you can do about it?

Don't worry.

l'll get someone to convince them.

They'll nicely return to work at night for sure

Go then.

Yes.

The ancestor be blessed.

All of a kind!

Thank you, Patriarch.

Come on, pay up.

Cut off the nonsense and pay.

For treatment tell him to see Luk-Ah-choi.

Pay.

My luck's beat you all.

Pay, pay.

One make leads to a series of others.

Madam, Master's back.

Good, why fuss?

Master's back!

Master.

What's taken you so long?

l didn't hear it inside.

Let me.

Master, you're back.

Any hardship on the journey?

No, no.

Mother.

No mahjong game?

Nonsense!

l told you repeatedly...

...not to treat when l am out.

Master, you preached a doctor's...

...parental love too.

l couldn't stand...

...by doing nothing about a dying person.

lf l did, you'd blame me.

Have they lost much?

Yes, yes.

Need my help?

Gynaecology only.

l alone can cope.

Fei-hung, you've been away long.

Now serve incense to mom's shrine.

Wash your hands before you do it.

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