Julien Donkey-Boy
- R
- Year:
- 1999
- 94 min
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Hey, buddy,
whatcha got?
A turtle.
Oh, man.
What're you gonna do
with it?
Keep it.
Do you want to play
turtle with me?
If you can find another one.
I think there's
another one in there.
Is there 12 turtles
in that pond?
Yeah.
There's 11 turtles
in that pond,
two turtles on the rock.
Yeah, I got a turtle.
Where are the turtles?
- I want a turtle for Daddy.
- Hey, wait.
Can't I get a turtle
for Daddy?
No, you can't get one.
Almighty God,
see now your faithful servant...
as he lies in great weakness...
and bless him
with everlasting life...
in the name
of your Son,
have mercy on him.
Lamb of God,
you take away our sins.
Have mercy on him.
Lamb of God,
you take away our sins.
Lamb of God,
you take away our sins.
Lamb of God,
you take away our sins...
Have mercy on us.
Stop wrestling.
Kiss, kiss.
Kiss Mommy.
Kiss, kiss Mommy.
I love Punky.
Nice baby.
I love Punky.
Mommy says Punky nice baby.
Yes.
You love Mommy?
It's the end of wrestling.
Back together.
Back together again.
No--!
That's right.
That's right...
Hail, Lord Julien!
Hail, Lord Julien!
He made all the people
bow down before him...
Julien, Lord!
Julien, Lord!
Frere Jacques,
Frere Jacques,
Mommy too,
Mommy too,
Ding-a-long-a-lula,
ding-a-long-a-lula,
I'll have you,
I'll be you.
Frere Jacques,
Frere Jacques,
Mommy too, Mommy too,
Where are all the monkeys?
Where are all the monkeys?
In the zoo.
That's what I want to know.
That's what I want to know.
That's what I want to know.
That's what I want to know.
That's what I want to know.
That's what I want to know.
That's what I want to know.
That's what I want to know.
Take your teeth out.
Sorry, Chris.
You don't want 'em to rust
or something.
- I'm sorry.
- That's how you rot your teeth.
Chris got me my, uh--
Chris got me fronts
for my birthday.
- They're nice, right?
- Excellent.
I'm gonna let 'em rinse.
You should rinse them
in fresh water.
I only rinse them
in this juice.
This looks like
a state dinner.
When the queen was in Russia,
and there was this president
and his name was Brezhnev,
and he had these false teeth.
And during the state dinner,
he would take out his false teeth
and clean it with a fork.
After he ate?
I gotta do that as well.
- Tell her to sit straight.
- Yeah.
No, she should sit straight.
Is that right?
I see.
Tell her.
You eat good?
You like it?
Yes.
- She should sit straight.
- Yeah.
- Make her sit straight.
- Sit straight, Pearl.
She listens to you.
- Papa?
- Yes.
Am I sitting straight?
Yes, you are.
But look at your brother.
He thinks he's a wrestler.
Look at the guy.
It doesn't make sense to me.
"Warning...
do not take product
if you are hypersensitive."
Hypersensitive...
Am I hypersensitive?
Oh, my God.
I didn't hit right.
Am I hypersensitive?
Am I persistent?
Damn it.
Natural high...
like in the mountains,
high up.
Where are you,
Mount Everest?
Give me some Everest.
I started something like this
in the aftermath
of the Spanish conquest
of Peru.
There was a lot of infighting.
They formed parties,
and there was this unbelievable
amount of greed
among the Spanish.
And there was on one side,
Pizzaro and his brothers...
And on the other side,
there was Almagro...
And he was one
of the principal leaders,
and boy, the guy
really looked so ugly,
they sent a delegation
to the Spanish king
and Almagro looked
so gross and ugly,
they couldn't even
send him out there.
And there's this wonderful story
about this old
Spanish nobleman
who was well into his 70s,
who's been involved in campaigns
back in Europe, and then
the conquest of Mexico,
conquest of Peru.
He was white-haired,
and in all this fighting,
he was on one side,
I think sticking
to Pizzaro's side,
and all of a sudden he rides
into an ambush of his enemies,
and he rides on his horse and
they point their muskets at him
and they were just about
to shoot him...
and he knows he's gonna be dead
in a minute...
and he just defiantly
sings a song against them.
And what he sings is,
"Little mother, two by two,
wafts the wind on my hair."
I truly like that.
- What are they doing?
- I don't know.
Come here. Come here.
See, from here
I can see all the way across
the whole New York City,
almost across to Los Angeles.
It's a big town, baby!
I can see practically from here
to the other side of America.
I can see right over
to the west coast.
I can see right over from
the east coast to the west coast.
Oh, man! Thanks, man,
for telling me.
There's no paper
in this thing.
No, you've got paper.
It's in the plastic bottom.
It's full.
It's full.
- That sounded like it's moving.
- I'm trying to make it move.
I think we need that guy
from the office.
You'd better wash your hands.
You'd better be
wearing shoes.
I'm wearing shoes,
let me tell you.
You can't wear these
in here.
- What size?
- Huh?
- What size?
- Uh, seven.
It's a heavy one.
Can you hold it?
You've got a heavy one.
This one's lighter.
You got it!
You got it!
Get back from the line.
Back from the line, man.
You cheated.
You cheated already!
Behind the line.
- Go for it.
- Can I have some respect, my man?
Yeah! Yeah!
That's it.
Good boy.
Don't scream.
I don't want you to scream.
This is it.
Come on, keep still.
Don't shift around.
Come on.
Be a man.
Be a man and quit that
moody brooding.
- Quit that.
- It's too cold.
- Come over here.
- Stop!
Stop it.
Dad!
Come on, be a man.
It might even
seep through your skin,
and you'll put on
some weight.
Shut up.
Come on, you don't
talk like this.
- Shut up.
- You don't talk like this.
Just be a man.
Go down-- squat down.
Here.
Okay, come here.
Come here.
I don't want this escaping.
Just-- all this moody brooding,
I just don't like that.
Down, down.
Raise your arm.
Come closer to me,
and don't be a coward.
I don't want a coward
in the family.
Come here.
- You want me to win?
- Yes, I want you to win.
And don't be a coward.
Don't be a--
My son is not
gonna be a coward.
Stop it!
Stop!
That is gonna put
some weight on you.
Stop that shivering.
I don't want you
to shiver like that.
Don't shiver.
You're a man.
Okay?
Don't shiver like that.
You're gonna be a winner.
Just don't shiver.
A winner doesn't shiver.
F***!
I can't ever f***ing win!
I'm gonna be a winner!
I'm gonna f***ing be a winner!
I'm tired of f***ing losing.
Lamb of God...
You take away
the sins of the world,
Have mercy on us.
Lamb of God...
You take away
the sins of the world,
Have mercy on us.
Lamb of God...
You take away
the sins of the world,
Grant us peace.
Lean on Jesus,
Lean on Jesus,
Leaning on
the everlasting love.
Leaning on
the everlasting love.
That's cute.
That's too dirty.
How much are the onesies?
- Two for a dollar.
- Two for a dollar.
I'm looking for
more newborn stuff.
- Did you look on the table?
- There's bigger--
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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