Jurassic Shark Page #3

I'm sorry about Mike.

He had a thing for you, you know.

He what?

Why do you think he

gave up his vacation?

To carry around equipment for you?

I thought he was coming because of you.

Me, no.

Aren't you missing something?

You seriously can't be this clueless.

You're crazy.

How long have you known?

Since the second grade.

How much farther?

It should be just over that rise.

Listen, if anything was to happen to me.

Don't start with that.

We're gonna be fine.

Tell that to Mike.

I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

No, you're right.

I guess I knew.

I just sort of tune you out.

I don't have time for

a boyfriend right now.

If not now, then when?

If anything was to happen.

Nothing is gonna happen.

But if it does

promise me you'll look after Tia, okay?

She's the only sister I have.

Okay.

Oh, thank God.

Hello, we need help!

Oh Tia, wait for us.

She's like a two year old.

What is this place?

Hello, hello!

Hello, is anybody here?

I knew this place

was here up to no good.

Now is not the time to piss off

the only people who can

get us off this island.

Fair enough.

Now what?

See if anybody's here.

Try and find a radio.

What if they recognize us from the news?

We kept our masks on, so there's no way.

We just stick to the plan.

We should split up.

You and Rich, try and find a radio.

Got it, come on.

Look!

Tia, like I said, a two year old.

Tia!

Oh my God!

No no, no no, no no, no.

Jill?

Wait, that man's still alive.

What?

We've got you, we've got you now.

Help me, help me.

It's okay.

I need water.

I'll go get you some water.

No no, no no.

Stay away from the water.

What is that thing?

Too deep, we, we drilled too deep.

Unleashed a predator we haven't seen

in two hundred million years.

How's that possible?

This is getting tiresome, who cares.

Excuse me, but rude much.

What the hell.

Oh my God.

I knew something seemed

off about your story.

Whatever, help him up.

Here, come here.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

We need a boat or a plane.

Something to get off this island with.

There's nothing.

The shark destroyed them all.

What do you mean it destroyed them all?

It cut off any means of escape.

It's not gonna let us leave the island.

Bullshit, it's just a fish.

No, it's not.

That's enough.

You two, help him, come with us.

Where are we going?

Fishing.

When your shark tipped us into the water

we lost something very valuable.

Now you're gonna help us get it back.

Wait, we're not going in the water.

I wasn't thinking of you.

Since this is all your

fault, I hope you can swim.

No, no, you can't.

Well?

Then you might as well shoot me.

I go in that water, I'm dead anyway.

Hmm, how about to save a life?

No, no.

No.

No.

She's just a kid.

And now you get to decide

if she sees her next birthday.

Okay, okay, okay, I'll do it.

Wise choice.

Hey Doc, you might wanna

lose the bloody lab coat.

It would be like barbecue

sauce to the critter.

It's about 300 feet out.

Can't miss it.

Cool.

All right, now that he's feasting,

we'll send somebody else out.

Who's next?

Idiots, they've gone into the woods.

After them!

Where to?

Over to the building.

Maybe we can find a radio or

something and call for help.

Oh my God, they're shooting at us!

Run, run!

Do not shoot them.

We need them alive.

That wasn't me.

What, Rich, can you hear me?

Do not shoot them.

We need them alive.

Forget it, we need to sacrifice

the girls for the shark.

Dead or alive.

Rich, what the hell man.

No!

I'm sorry.

A good swing.

Geez, wait long enough?

Sorry, can we go?

Yeah, wait the gun.

Go, go, go, go!

Are you crazy?

We need them alive.

They're gonna feed the shark

while we get the goods.

It's never gonna let us off the island.

Get a grip.

I'm sorry about your brother,

but it's just a fish.

Doug, Doug, are you there?

What's happening?

Get it together or she's

gonna skin you alive.

Yeah, I'm here.

They ran off, but I think

I know where they're going.

We're gonna cut them off.

Are you with me?

I'm with you.

Are you with me?

I'm with you.

Good, I don't wanna have to kill you.

I don't wanna be left

alone with the ice queen.

No, no, no, I can't guys.

No, come on.

We can still find a

radio or a boat, come on.

What's that?

No, no, no, no!

Don't do that again.

Here are the lovely ladies.

All ready to be helpful.

We'll have to wait until morning.

We can't see anything out on the water.

What about the rendezvous?

There'll be another,

but it won't matter if we

don't get the package back.

Now, are you ladies gonna

give anymore trouble?

You're chum, b*tch.

Tie them up and then

let's all get some sleep.

Tomorrow's gonna be a busy day.

It's my turn now.

You get some sleep.

Yes, ma'am.

I know you're awake.

I heard the change in your breathing.

From one girl to another, thank you.

I wouldn't be too quick with the thanks.

You know what I mean.

You're welcome.

So, what did you steal?

A painting.

Anything I would know?

No.

What's so funny?

It's a Copley.

Art's never really been my strong suit.

To me painting means with a roller.

John Singleton Copley.

He was an American painter from Boston.

He died about 200 years ago.

So it must be worth a lot of money.

Maybe not to you, but

to the right collector.

So how did you steal it?

Slight of hand really.

That and a distraction.

Keep a cop busy at the

bank next to a museum.

While they evacuated for safety

we were posing as security

helping to secure the museum.

So when the cops made

their move on the bank

we were already securing

the priceless artwork.

Hmm, whoa, but then it didn't turn out

the way you'd hoped.

No, we got pulled over

by a f***in' traffic cop

for running a stop sign.

By then, our timetable was blown.

We barely made it to our

getaway boat and now this.

You never did say what was so funny.

The painting, it's Copley's

Watson and the Shark.

A depiction of the first

recorded shark attack.

I know how to get your painting.

How?

No.

I don't think you have

a lot to bargain with.

See, that's where you're wrong.

I know something you don't.

And what might that be?

I know you're more worried

about missing your rendezvous

than you're letting on,

and sooner or later

someone's gonna realize

that they haven't heard

from research center

and come looking,

and I know how to scare off sharks.

Even big ass ugly ones like that.

And what might that be?

Dynamite will keep it away.

Yeah, that'd be great if we had any.

I'll tell you where you can find some.

On the condition that you let us go.

If you can keep that

shark away you have a deal.

I'd shake your hand, but I'm

a little tied up right now.

First light's in three hours.

You really need to work on

your negotiating skills.

Once you told me that there

was dynamite on this island,

how hard did you think it was

for me to figure out where?

I told you there was dynamite

so you'll let us go, right?

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