Jurassic Shark Page #4

You're a funny girl.

I like that.

Now, get her up.

What, what's going on?

Frying pan, fire.

Okay ladies, so here's the plan,

and if you don't follow

my plan as I describe,

Mr. Doug here will take out his gun

and blow your brains out.

Any questions?

No, good.

Our friend is out there, see him?

Rich, you're up.

He's coming in!

Good job kid, now keep a lookout.

Ladies, your turn.

What, no no, no no, no.

We're not going in that water.

Tia, I'm going in with you.

They need us alive.

They'll keep the shark at bay.

Jill, Jill, I'm not, I can't.

Tia, nothing's gonna happen to you.

I'm gonna be with you the whole time.

Oh my God.

The explosions will keep it away.

We'll go in, we'll get the painting,

and then we'll come out of the water,

and then you'll leave us alone, right?

That's right.

Nothing's going to happen to you.

I promised Kristen.

Kristen?

This is all cute and such,

but can we get a move on ladies?

Let's go.

Throw another one in.

Here it is.

On three.

Okay.

One, two three.

Shark!

Dynamite!

Shark!

Dynamite!

Oh no you don't.

What're you doing?

Oh.

There's no way.

It's stuck to the bottom.

I can't lift it.

Try harder.

Try harder?

Get rid of the shark first.

Shark's off again.

Back to work.

My God, they're gonna

kill us, aren't they?

Not if the shark kills us first.

What're we gonna do?

I'm thinking.

Rich, he's got the gun and the dynamite.

We take him out we got a chance.

Time's a wasting ladies.

You don't play with a shark.

Rich, throw in another stick.

You two get back out there.

Just give us a second.

We just need to catch our breath.

Where are you going?

We just need to catch our breath.

Rich, any sign of that shark?

I don't think so.

Shark, there it is!

Drop the gun.

Jill!

I'm fine, hurts like hell though.

Drop the gun!

Put the gun down girlie.

You first.

Doug, Doug!

What?

Focus.

Oh Rich.

Doug!

Huh?

I need you to go over there,

and grab that gun from that girl.

What, what if she shoots me?

Then I'll shoot her.

Right.

All right Missie,

I'm gonna come over there

and relieve you of that gun.

All right Missie.

We don't want anyone else

to get hurt now, do we?

Look out!

What?

Tia, Tia, the gun.

It doesn't matter.

You silly girls.

You wasted all your bullets

on a God damned fish?

Now, you're gonna get your

ass back in that water,

and get me my painting.

No.

Wrong answer.

You, little bird,

are gonna get your skinny

ass back in that water,

and bring me my painting.

Or what, you'll kill us?

Lady, between you and it

you're no threat.

How dare you!

Oh my...

God, we have to kill it.

What?

We have to kill it.

Why, if we stay on shore

that thing can't get us.

Help will come.

It may only be an animal,

but it's a smart animal,

and sooner or later

it's gonna realize it

doesn't have any more food,

and it's gonna go looking for some.

We're so close to the shorelines, oh no.

What would happen

if that thing found a

populated beach elsewhere?

How do we kill it?

The hillbilly way.

This isn't working.

I know, we need bait.

I'll go.

No, I'll go.

Jill.

I promised Kristen I'd look after you.

I'm bleeding.

Even if that thing is

a hundred miles away

it'll still sniff me out.

Besides, I throw like a girl.

I throw like a girl too.

Hey you ugly fish

enough with the junk food.

You want gourmet?

Tia!

I see it!

When I yell duck!

Tia!

Be ready!

Tia!

Now!

Tia, Tia!

Is it?

It's dead, you got it.

Oh my God!

Oh my gosh, what do we do now?

I don't know.

I'm sure help will come soon, I hope.

I can't even think about that now.

Fair enough.

What do you wanna do?

Here you go.

Thanks Lisa.

You're welcome.

I don't get it.

I swear, I don't.

What don't you get?

You're telling me that

that is your stepdaughter?

Yeah.

That beautiful specimen

standing right over there

is your stepdaughter.

Careful, don't make me knock you out.

Well, what I mean is

I've seen your wife.

Didn't I just say I'll knock you out?

Look, you and I both know that your wife

is a large, burly, Rubenesque woman.

Now, that does not look like

she shares any genes with that,

with your wife.

Well, it's like they say,

even big, ugly things

can have offspring.

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