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Yes, I know.|Could you try going 21?

Hey,|what's the matter with you?

You don't know how to drive?

Go.

What?

It's gonna be fine.

Oh, dear.

Get in and open the door.

Let's go inside.

Hi, sweetie.|Hello, Churchill.

Hello. Come here.|Give Mom a high-five.

All right. That's my boy.

Let's go.

Like the hat.

Angelique!

I need you now!

Come here, peasant.

Come now!|Ok, I'm coming.

Hurry up.

Ahh.

How did you do that?

Night.

Day.

Night. Day!

I do not have this invention|in my castle.

You don't have power?

I have the power to judge|and condemn to death...

...any villain on my land.

Oh. Really?

Hunter will be so jealous.

I'm gonna get you two|something to drink.

Make Hunter one of|his power-dude smoothie things.

I'd offer you one...

...but nobody seems|to like them but him.

Andre,|could you please stop that?

I'm just starting to feel|like I'm in a disco.

My dear lady...

...you said you would|offer me your assistance.

Oh, yes. Anything.|What do you need?

I need to find a wizard.

Aah!|Sorry, master. Sorry!

Sorry!|Idiot!

Apologize to the lady!

Oops.

Sorry, master.|I ask for mercy.

Forgive him, milady.

It's Ok. The floor|needed to be cleaned anyway.

So, you were saying|something about what...

...should we say a wizard?

I need to go back|into the tunnels of Time.

Of course.

I need to just understand|what has happened to you.

Now, your yacht went down|in a storm?

No. You must listen.

I am from the time|of Thibault VI...

...and I have come to the future.

Ok. Tunnels of Time.|Wizards. Thibault VI.

Oops!

Are you Ok?

Yes, lady.

Lovely flower,|I see doubt, you do not believe me.

It is a pity,|but please... try.

Oh.

Yes. Of course I'll try.

She's green.

I never really did|like the taste of this.

Oh, my God.|What happened?

Nothing.

I'm eating|this very good meat...

...with vegetables|in a fine sauce.

I will sh*t easy tomorrow.

It's jet lag.

All right, I'm sure you would|like to wash your hands...

...and whatever else.

Why don't you come with me?

All right.|Here you go.

Just gonna take this.

Julia! Can I talk to you|for a moment, please?

Don't be bashful|with the soap.

What is it, master?|A throne?

It could be.

They're crazy!

They have been through|a terrible ordeal. Ok?

They have amnesia.

Amnesia?|They're wacked!

They're completely retarded.

They're... Woo!|You know?

Clean water.|Ha ha!

The long towel|has a good fragrance.

Thibault is my cousin, Hunter.|He's my family.

Yeah? I'm not so sure.

He doesn't strike me|as being particularly noble.

Julia, come down here!|It's kind of an emergency.

Very good fountain.|Yes.

Your French relatives|are bathing in the toilet.

Oh, my God.

Toothbrushes.

I'll just leave them right here.

I'll be right back.

I'm going to take a shower...

...then go tackle that kitchen.

Hurry. Our dinner|reservation's at 8:00.

Oh!|Where are we going?

Latour.

Isn't that just a little formal|for our guests?

First you tell me|your cousin's nobility...

...then you get mad at me|when I suggest...

...that just maybe,|just maybe, he's not.

Now you're upset because I pick|the best restaurant in town.

You make it impossible for me|to do the right thing.

No. You're right.|Latour's gonna be great.

Thank you, big bear.

I'll be in the shower.|All right.

Ah. Very good flavor.

This is not wine,|ignorant peasant.

It is oil for the bath.

Mmm. Very good perfume.

Very creamy.

Bathe, servant.

No, my sire. I have|taken a bath at Christmas.

Bathe!|No, no!

I'm afraid! I don't want|to catch cold and die!

Be silent, peasant!

Ahh.

Do you have another bottle|of this bathing oil for Andre?

Do you realize|the bath you just took...

...cost over $2,000?

That's American dollars.

Is that a lot?

Yes, it is.

Then I will repay you|with one of my swans.

Oh, well.|That sounds fair.

My family tree.|So many descendants.

Hello?|Mr. Cassidy, please.

Yeah. Hold on one second.|Hunter?

Yeah, bunny?

Honey, it's your office.|Do you want to take it?

I'll take it upstairs.|Oh, Ok.

Hello? Hello?

Hello.

Hello?

Hello.

Who is this?

I'm Andre le Pate.|I have big balls...

...and my ass breathes fire.

Wow. That must hurt.

Hello.|Hello?

I told you|never to call me here.

Well, I forgot.

Hello! Enter!|Somebody there with you?

Aah!|Jesus!

Hangup the damn phone,|or I'll call the police!

I think he hung up the phone.

It was Thibauit's little|retarded homuncular assistant.

Look, this is dangerous.

I'll call you back|after Julia goes to bed, Ok?

Lady Julia.

You are more than a rose.

You are love's own flower.

Come on.|That's ridiculous.

No, I just... This old thing,|I threw it on.

I haven't worn it|in a couple of years...

...but I guess I should learn|how to take a compliment.

Thank you.

Almost.

Thank you.

Much better.

Kissing cousins.

Ooh la la.

I don't think|that I've ever seen anyone...

...eat a steak|in two bites before.

Ah.

Thank you, master!

Be blessed!

I can assure you...

Thank you!

Like some more|truffle sauce with that?

Excuse me,|but the gentleman...

...can't eat off the floor.

He's not a gentleman.|He's my servant...

...and he's not worthy|of our company.

Thank you.

I'm truly sorry, sir.|Andre, would you please...

No, no, milady.|It is not possible.

Please.

Thibault, please, will you|let him sit at the table?

For me?

I will please you,|lovely one.

Obey, foolish wart.

Thank you.

And you were worried|they wouldn't be comfortable.

Actually, the floor wasn't|such a bad place for him.

Easier to hose down.

Cheese!|Very good cheese!

Andre,|what are you doing?

What are you doing?|Andre? No, no!

Andre, no.|No. Bad!

Hey. Sit down. Eat this.

Hunter, could you...

No. This is for dessert.|All right?

Please, sir, please.

I'm sorry.|I'm terribly sorry.

Just add it to the check.|Ok, all right? Thank you.

You eat this after dinner.|Allright?

No, it's allright.|I'm terribly sorry.

Just add it to the bill.|Thank you.

All right.

Do I have something on my face?

You remind me of|the daughter of a king.

Thank you.

On the subject|of Julia's noble ancestry...

...you do understand why she was|granted control of the estate?

Julia is a Malfete.|Everything I have is hers.

So you have no objection|if she retains control?

No.|Wonderful.

I'm sure you'll be|very pleased with our plans.

They're going to make us...

I mean you and Julia...|very wealthy.

I am already wealthy.|I own hundreds of horses...

...ten chests of pepper,|four hundred bags of wool...

...and fifty barrels|of Spanish olives.

And you own me, sire.

Yes, but you have no value.

That is true.

Excuse you.

Leave nothing for the devil!

Did you hear that?|Yes, I did, sweetheart.

They're not in very good health,|all right?

So, just try to ignore it,|if you can.

Sire.|What?

I want to make pee-pee.

Ah! You want to pee?|Yes.

Outside!

Outside?|But, sire...

I could be|eaten by the wolves.

Find a torch! Idiot.

Find a torch.

Andre has such simple needs.|I think that's great.

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