Just Visiting Page #6

Synopsis: A knight and his valet are plagued by a witch, and to repair the damage, they make use of the services of a wizard. However, something goes wrong and they are transported from the twelfth century to the year 2000. There, the knight meets some of his family, and slowly learns what this new century is like. However, he still needs to get back to the twelfth century to deal with the witch, so he starts looking for a wizard.
Director(s): Jean-Marie Poiré
Production: Buena Vista Pictures
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
38
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
PG-13
Year:
2001
88 min
Website
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No. I want|to handle this myself.

What are you doing in here?

What's this?

A 12th century English wizard.

Can I talk to you|in the other room, please?

Don't touch anything.

What's this?

You offended the lady's honor.

Prepare to die.

Did you hear that?|He threatened me!

And you're a witness.

You see?|He's a violent criminal.

Thank God|I called the police.

You called the police?

Julia, this man's a fraud.

All he wants is the money.

No, Hunter,|all you want is the money.

It's over.

What?

You couldn't make it|through one day without me.

Ah, come on.

You're my little bunny.

Bunny?

Do I look like a bunny to you?

No.

Do I look like a bunny to you?

Nay.

You know what, Hunter?|I don't look like a bunny.

I don't act like a bunny.

I don't think like a bunny.

And if you loved me...

...you wouldn't have made me|try to feel like a bunny.

I am strong,|and I am smart...

...and I don't need you|to take care of me.

Oh, really?

Courage is my creed.

Are you insane?

No.

Put that thing away.

You're right. I should.

Ow!

Aah!

And stay out!

My lord.|Remind you of anyone?

All units,|be on the lookout...

...for a heavily-armed|dangerous male...

...with kidnap victim female.

Use extreme caution.

Go, gentlemen.

Don't be afraid|to use your guns.

We should check the kitchen.

Taxi?|Museum of Fine Arts, please.

And quickly,|or off with your head.

Hey! They're getting away!

Chief...

I'm going after'em!

Where are y'all from?

The lady's from here.

The wizard and I are|from the 12th century.

Don't lose'em, O' Malley.

We're right behind you!|You stay here.

If we get caught,|I will verify to the police...

...that you are a hostage, Ok?

All right.|Now we talkin'. Hold on.

Can we go|back in time from here?

We have to go through the same|chamber from whence we came.

Good going, O'Malley.

Unh!|Hey!

Damn.

Roadblocks established,|State and Michigan.

He's getting away!

I've never ridden the "L"|quite like this before.

A big guy in a metal hat|with a blonde?

Oh, man,|they're already out of here.

Aerial unit 2.

Suspects headed south|on Michigan.

Suspects entering museum.

Look,|the knight is in his home.

Welcome, knight.

Say hello to the knight.

Hello, knight.

Please, wait, one second.

I'm sorry, folks, but this|exhibit is closed for today...

...so you'll have to move on.

Thank you. Thank you.

Shh.

What am I gonna do|without you?

You're my knight|in shining armor.

Soon you will find|a wonderful man to marry.

You will make|a long life together.

I had the vision of this.

You are so charming.

I am so proud of you.

And...

...when your children are|big enough to understand...

I want you to tell them|about an old ancestor...

...because I am a part of you,|and one day...

I will be|a part of your children.

Here.

A present from your great,|great, great, great-grandmother.

Wait.

Here.

Will you give this|to her for me?

I will.

I promise|she'll be the only girl...

...with anything like this.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Your Grace...

Aah.

What are they doing?

They're drinking|vitamins, obviously.

Per Horus...

Invictus ducere!

Where is he?|The guy with all the armor?

He's gone.

Where?|Home.

One moment!

Please.

My dear Earl of Warwick...

...in celebration|of this happy occasion...

I want to dismiss forever|our disagreements.

Please, drink of our wine.

You shall accept|this peace offering, Warwick.

I command you.

Wait!

Aaah!

What in heaven's|wrong with Warwick?

He did not like the wine.

If he preferred white,|he should have said so.

It has been so long|since I saw you...

When have we been apart,|my lord?

When I was with the Lady Julia.

Lady Julia.

She bade me|to deliver you this...

...wedding gift.

Here.

It is an odd piece, isn't it?

It is before its time.

That's what I'm saying.

Literally, she threw me|out of the house...

...and took off with the idiots.

Animals.

Uggh.

They poisoned my shake!

Wait a minute.|Wait a minute.

They left some kind|of note here.

Some old French parchment.

Well, what does it say?

I don't know, Amber.|I don't speak French.

Per Horus et per Ra...

...invictus ducere.

Uhh!

Oh, my God. Hunter?

Are you Ok?

Ohhh!

Hunter?

Hunter, Hunter, Ok,|talk to me!

Hunter!

Stay away from me!|Aah!

Who are you people?|Don't touch me!

Ohh!

I am a close|and personal friend...

...of the chief of police.

I am the chief of police!

You'll make a great servant|for the count.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow!

I must tell you|that all of us at the firm...

...are delighted with your decision|to keep the estate intact.

I can't wait to get really|acquainted with this place.

We'll go over everything.

I can even|show you the dungeon.

Unless you're afraid.

She's not afraid.

Courage is her creed.

How do you know|my family's creed?

I know a lot|about your family.

Miss Malfete,|this is Francois le Combier.

He's the attorney|handling the French interest...

...in the estate.

He knows the history of the|castle even better than I do.

Francois,|perhaps you would like...

...to be Miss Malfete's|guide today?

It will be|my great pleasure.

Mademoiselle.

Merci.

I have one small worry.

What's that?

Who's going to protect me|from the devil?

You got me, don't ya?

Yes! I got you, babe.

You got me, babe.

Yeah. I got you, babe!

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Christian Clavier (French pronunciation: ​[kʁis.tjɑ̃.klavje]; born 6 May 1952 in Paris) is a French actor, screenwriter, film producer and film director. He is the brother of French film director Stéphane Clavier. more…

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