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...and swan-dived|into the Chicago River.

Hahahaha!

Thibault!

Thibault!

Everybody, everybody!

This is my great,|great, great, great...

...great-granddaughter.

Actually, grand, grand, grand,|grand, grandpa and I must go.

No!

You have to sing first!

No, I don't...

Yes. You must sing first.

Oui, oui, oui.

Have to go,|now, now, now.

Why?

Yeah. You have to|give us a good reason.

I found a wizard.

Well, bring him along!

No, we have to go.

I knew it!

I must leave you now.

Oh, no, no, no.

So long, Lancelot.

I am not Lancelot.

I am Thibault,|Count of Malfete.

Of course it is that|bloody English wizard.

He has followed me|through time.

Great. Great.|I mean, he probably...

...just whipped up some|eye of new potion thingie...

...and he waved his hands|over it a few times...

...and said some words in Latin,|and voila!

Thibault?

I'm starting to believe you.

I'm starting to|believe everything...

...and that is a really, really|big leap for a 21st century girl.

I just want you|to appreciate that.

Ok?

Mm-hmm.

There it is.

Oh, my God.

All right. What now?

Ohh.|Treacherous old fool!

What is this?

I thought you smote her dead.

She's not my Rosalind.

I'm Julia Malfete. Hi.

Oh. Malfete!

She's a descendant!

Ah! All is not lost, my lord.

How long until|your magic is ready...

...to return me|to my rightful time?

Before the sun is set.

Then let us go now|and fetch my faithful servant.

Eww.

Never smelled|like this before.

Ohh.

Bloody English wizards.

They cannot do anything right.

Woo woo.

Ah, here we go.

Woo woo.

I like your chariot.|Thank you.

That's my lipstick.

Ohh, no, Andre.|That's so gross.

Hurry up.|Spit it out the window.

To business|give them down and pay.

One ruby.

That should do it.

Hmm.

Woo-hoo!

What is all|this horrible noise?

We would|love to go shopping.

Oh, big swans!

Oh! Very small chariots!

Like little Matchbox cars.

Aaagh!|Hey!

Say cheese.

Oh, ohh!

I love these wheel cakes.

Ha! We call them doughnuts.

Andre, you can have as many|doughnuts as you want now.

Mmm. Yes.

You can have|all of this, Andre.

You could go out and get|a really big house.

And you can|have a swimming pool.

You can have everything, Andre.

I can only have|what my master allows.

That is not true!

This is a democracy.|This is America.

You are a free man.

Thank you.

There are a lot of good things|about living in this time.

You'll be Ok here.

I'll make sure of it.

You are lionhearted, Julia...

...like the women|of your lineage.

You have courage.

Lionhearted. No.

No, I don't think so.

Bunnyhearted maybe, but no.

Come outside.

You will learn|to protect yourself.

What are you doing?

Look at me.

Take it like this.

Power in your arm.

Very impressive.|Take it.

Power in my arm.

My arm!

I can't do it.|It's too heavy.

Try again.

I am getting|so tired of this.

Sneaking around|and lying all the time.

Hey...

Hang in there with me, babe.|We are so close.

Take me dancing.

Baby.

Hey, watch it! Ah!

I'm sorry.

Look what you've done.|Let's go, Kelly.

Come on.

Sorry about that.|I'm sorry.

Don't panic.

Sorry, ma'am.

Don't help me.|My boss will kill me.

You're a free woman.

Tonight... we dance!

Mambo, mambo, eh, eh.

Till the break of dawn.

Hey.

I dance the rumba.

The salsa,|the cha-cha, the limbo.

The fox trot|and even the tango.

With ladies and girlies.

With mommies and babies.

And DJ's gonna play this

'Cause it's|on their play list.

Mambo, mambo, eh, eh.

The babes|are all around me.

Mambo, mambo, eh, eh.

Till the break of dawn.

Mambo, mambo, eh, eh.

The babes|are all around me.

Oh, Hunter!

Angelique.|Where's Julia?

Hunter!|Get your groovin'!

Yaah!

Who are you?

Who is she?

She's my sister.|I am not!

She's very tired now,|and she's gotta go home!

Sire Hunter!

Tonight was so great.

Greatest night ever|in the world.

You make me feel like a lady.

But you are.|A great lady.

And you are a great man.

Really?

And if you got|a decent haircut...

...and learned not to put|everything you see...

...in your mouth...

I think|you'd be a terrific man.

Milady, thank you.

Andre...

...what do you say that|we quit our lousy jobs...

...and go travel|around the world?

Quit?|We could be so happy.

Tonight, just tell your boss|that you quit, Ok?

Ok.

Be free.|Free!

Because I am a free man!

You've got that right, baby!

Master. You are worried.

What is wrong?

The wizard... he exploded.

Yes. It wasn't|a very pretty sight.

The wizard exploded?

Well, I don't know|about you guys...

...but good night.

But first...

Andre has something|to say to Thibault.

What is it, peasant?

Well, speak.

Nothing.|I guess I was wrong.

Thibault,|he was standing by the river.

The saddest, most beautiful|thing I'd ever seen.

Hmm. Well...

...that Thibault|really is a special guy.

Yes. Yes, he is.

That's why I've decided to give|the entire estate back to him.

You what?

Honey, did you know|that the women of my lineage...

...are all lionhearted?

They still haven't|brought the stiff down?

I heard somebody say|the old geezer's body parts...

...are sticking to the ground.

Best I pull myself together.

Come on,|my little ones.

Well, that feels better.

Can I come in?

What do you got?

Finger prints don't match.

Whoever your friend is, he's|not this Thibault Malfete...

...that died in that sailing|accident three years ago.

I knew it.

Ok. This is how|we're gonna sell it to the cops.

Ok, Ok.

Ah, hello.|Oh, my...

Well, don't|look so astonished.

It's magic.

All I did|was cast a little...

Oh. Good day, my lord.

I do apologize...

Damn wizard.|This way.

The trick with pork penis...

...is to chop it very fine.

Oh.

Mmm.

Ohh.

Be careful.

If you get that on you...

...you'll grow fur.

Peasant!

Peasant!

Get our things ready to go.

Soon, we will be|back in our beloved homes.

Master, my father|is a drunkard.

My mother is a hunch back.

My brother is a dwarf,|and my sister is a whore.

I do not have|any beloved home.

I don't want|to go back with you.

I don't want any more|to run behind your horse.

I want to eat wheel cakes|and doughnuts.

And I want to have|a chariot in iron.

And exciting men's fashions...

...direct from Europe|at rock-bottom prices.

And I want to...

...and...and I want...

...and I want to stay here|with Lady Angelique.

There you go.

And I want to be free!

I want to be cool and Ok!

You are my property.

You will go back|with me dead or alive.

Choose quickly.

Thibault...

He only wants what we all want.

He belongs to me.

I decide his fate.

No, master.

I mean, no way, Jose.

Please, Thibault.|It's the noble thing to do.

Thank you, Thibault.

Long life to your family.

Yes. Lady Julia...

If you'll allow me...

Sire Hunter's sister|left this last night...

...in the house|of the troubadour.

Sister? He d...

Hunter doesn't have a sister.

Thank you, Andre.

Angelique!

I'm coming!

Hey!|Who are you?

Stay here.|I will go kill him for you.

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