K-9: P.I. Page #6

Synopsis: Having spent many years in the police force, Detective Dooley, finally retiring. Although his colleagues organized an unforgettable farewell party, he was not particularly happy free time that awaits him. On the way home he and his partner Jerry dog will note robbery in the laboratory for assembling chips. In conflict with the burglars Jerry will swallow one of the stolen chips ...
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Richard J. Lewis
Production: Universal Studios Home Video
  4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
PG-13
Year:
2002
95 min
203 Views


- (growling)

Seek.

OK, boy. Come on.

Seek.

What the hell happened here, Jerry?

- Freeze!

- Oh, my God!

- Out! Out!

- It's... it's me!

- What are you doing here?

- Kevin was at my house.

- Who?

- Kevin! Or whoever he is!

Whatever his name is! He was there,

waiting for me after work.

And he knows that I've been looking for

him. He knows all about you, too.

I tried to confront him about all the lies,

but he just... He went...

The guy is out of his mind!

He started saying things to me.

Really... really horrible things.

And then he threatened...

He threatened to hurt me.

I didn't know what to do, so I got

in the car. I tried to call you, but...

- OK.

- There was no answer, and I got scared.

Just take it easy, OK?

Take it easy. Come here, sit down.

Sit down. There you go.

There you go. Just relax, OK?

Here, let me get something for ya.

Here. Here. Take this.

I'm sorry. Are you all right?

- No, I'm sorry.

- No, it's OK.

- Sorry. I keep doing this to your clothes.

- Oh, don't worry about the shirt.

Listen, uh...

does he have a key to your place?

- Yes, of course he does.

- Well, you can't go home.

You should find a hotel.

- I can't. I've got Lana.

- Who?

My dog. I can't keep her

in the car all night.

- Why don't you just stay here?

- I'm not sure that's such a good idea.

Oh, this mess?

I can clean up in a few minutes.

- What happened in here?

- I don't know.

- I don't think I can impose.

- Don't worry. It's not an imposition.

I'll just clean up all of it.

It'll take me a few minutes, that's all.

Then I'll make up the couch here,

and you can sleep here,

and in the morning

change the locks at your place.

- You sure you don't mind?

- Oh, no, no. Not at all. It'll be a pleasure.

- (growling)

- I'm not sure he thinks it's a good idea.

- He'll be fine.

- OK. I'll go get her.

- Go. You don't want her sitting in the car.

- I'll be right back.

OK.

Come here.

You see those legs?

Listen to me. I don't care

what kind of rat dog she's got,

I want you to be kind,

friendly, and share your toys.

- Otherwise I'll lock you in the bathroom.

- We're back!

Happy now? Come on in.

Well, thanks for helping clean the place.

Oh, it's the least I could do.

Why someone would do

something like this...!

Well, they were looking for something.

- Did they find it?

- It wasn't here.

(whining)

Well, well, well, well.

Will you look at those two? I think

we should give 'em a little privacy.

- You think?

- I don't know.

Yeah.

Be gentle.

This is the bathroom. Kitchen, of course.

This is my room.

The sheets are always clean in there.

You know the living room.

The door is locked,

so you should feel

very comfortable and safe, and...

You're all set here, so... breakfast

and coffee is served at eight.

- OK. Thank you.

- You're welcome.

I didn't plan on this, so I don't actually

have anything, you know, to sleep in.

That's fine.

- Can I borrow something?

- Oh, yeah. Sure. Um...

A shirt. I'll get a shirt.

I mean, Jerry Lee and I, we don't sleep

in pyjamas, so we don't have any.

It's pretty nice, huh?

- Perfect.

- Yeah. This one's clean.

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

You'd like to change, wouldn't you? Yes.

I'd like to step out while you do that.

- Well. It looks great on you. Huh! It fits.

- Yeah.

Is there anything else

I can get you before we... I mean, uh...

- You hit the sack.

- A glass of water would be nice.

Agua... mineral. Water on the way.

- Thank you.

- Is that enough?

Yeah.

Well, Laura, is there anything else

I can get you?

You know, a nightcap,

piece of fruit. Floss?

Uh, you wouldn't happen

to have any raisins, would you?

Yes. Yes, I have raisins. Hold on.

Raisins.

Yeah, I got raisins. I got raisins.

Raisins are really good.

- Mm. Here you go.

- Mm. Great. Thank you, I love raisins.

- I love raisins too.

- They're so good.

- Well, they're actually grapes, you know.

- Mm-hm.

Vineyards use grapes for wine,

and the grapes that they don't use

they turn into raisins.

So we're actually eating Merlot.

Or we're eating... shitty grapes.

- Or something. I don't know.

- Mm. They're very, uh...

- Moist.

- Mm-hm.

- And tender.

- And tender.

And low in cholesterol.

- Wait. I'm sorry.

- What?

- I have to ask you something.

- I got something, in the bedroom.

They're a little old, but

the expiration date says they're fine.

No, no, no. Is this...

the beginning of something special,

or is it just a one-night stand?

I think maybe we're getting

ahead of ourselves here.

- Moving along too fast.

- OK.

Maybe we should talk about it

in the morning?

- Yeah.

- OK.

- Good night.

- Night.

- Dooley?

- Yes?

- Are you OK?

- I'm fine.

Son of a b*tch.

- Looking for something?

- Oh, you scared me to death!

Yeah, I'm looking for a pen.

I wanted to leave you a note.

There's one right there on the desk

behind you.

- Duh!

- How about breakfast?

- I make a mean breakfast.

- Oh, Dooley, I would love to, but I can't.

I've got a crazy day at work,

and I still have to walk Lana.

I can do that. I'm gonna walk Jerry Lee

anyway. I'm taking him to the dog park.

- One of the benefits of retirement.

- It's not a good idea. She's really finicky.

Is this about last night?

Don't worry about last night.

Bye-bye.

All right. I'll call you soon.

Stop your bull.

You know, I made a choice.

You're a dog.

Hey! Hey!

Who jacked my place? You were meant

to be watching! Who jacked my house?

- What's going on?

- You were watching it!

I can't stand this any more.

I've had it up to here.

- This is an invasion of privacy!

- The captain wants to see you.

- As soon as I'm done with these feds.

- They can wait.

- The captain wants you in his office, now.

- Now?

(Jerry Lee barks)

- What's wrong? I do something wrong?

- Get in the car.

Come on, Jerry Lee.

We're going downtown.

Breathe.

- What's so important I need an escort?

- Sit down, Dooley, and shut up.

We found a body in the reservoir

this morning. Billy Cochran.

Is there anything you want to tell us about

your relationship to the deceased?

- What, am I a suspect again?

- You tell me.

Somebody with your description and

Jerry Lee's has a gunfight with him in his

loft.

And I know you were in my office

looking him up on my computer.

- Captain, I did not kill Billy Cochran.

- Then what the hell are you up to?

This came from the DOJ this morning.

It's the guy you asked about -

Charles Thyer.

This is Nicolas Burrows.

And this is Kevin Wingate.

(Thomas) Burrows and Wingate

are aliases for Charles Thyer.

According to the feds, he's an industrial

terrorist with a penchant for disguise.

They think he's the one

who jacked the lab.

There were four microchips stolen.

They were prototypes.

But one is an alpha chip. Without it,

the other microchips will not work.

I know that. Where's Thyer?

Uh, nobody knows. They almost got him

twice, but both times he got away.

- He might have someone on the inside.

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