K-9: P.I. Page #8

- Hey. Hey, Maurice.

- Well!

So there you are, finally.

Come on.

- How are you, Mr Studly?

- I'm just fine, thank you.

- OK, where are they?

- Keep your knickers on.

They're right over there. OK. Here we go.

- So, I heard you went on a little trip?

- Yeah. We went across country.

Right there and... the balance of payment.

- Oh, great.

- Mm-hm. Now skip along. She's waiting.

- Thank you, Maurice.

- You're welcome.

My God.

Jerry Lee, you're a dad.

Come on.

- Hi.

- Hi. How are you?

- I'm good. How are you?

- I'm... I'm great.

I promised you the pick of the litter.

So which one do you want?

- Can I have 'em all?

- No. I promised two to my sisters' kids.

Oh, my God. How do you pick?

Look how beautiful they are.

Jerry Lee, you are a stud.

Come on over here!

Well, look at... There's one! Oh, my God!

- Look at you!

- (farting)

Oh! Oh!

We'll take this one.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God, Jerry Lee, look at this one!

Look at this one. Yeah,

you can smell your own, can ya?

He's so beautiful.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

It's the puppy thing. I don't know.

So, what do we name him?

I don't know. Um...

- How about, uh... Nick?

- Nick's good.

- Nick.

- I like Nick.

- Or, you know, something like Mike, or...

- Mike, Nick, Peter.

- Paul.

- Peter. Paul. Mary!

- We clearly can't get a name out of this.

- We're pretty good at breeding...

How about we go into business?

You know, breeding dogs?

- I don't know. Um, it depends on the split.

- Well, 50-50 split.

- No, I don't think so, no. Wait a second.

- What do you mean, wait a second?

- Is this a negotiation ploy?

- Maybe.

- You got him?

- Yes, I got him.

- You're about to lose another one!

- Dooley, will you relax?

So, wait.

This negotiation thing's really important.

I don't wanna do... Oh, oh, oh, there goes

another one! Jerry Lee, go get him!

- I think he's after that terrier.

- Look how cute...

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