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- I don't know, I swear to you.

Benny the Mule. He was the trigger man.

Jesus, Dooley, what are you doin'?

Oh, you got those slim Italian shoes, huh?

I think we qualify for a carpooI.

Dooley, you're gonna kill me!

What are you doin'?

All right! You busted

a big shipment of their coke.

Now I wanna know,

are they movin' some more stuff in?

- They're movin' a lot more in, aren't they?

- What?

Huh? Come on,

give it to me straight, Freddie.

- Come on. I want it straight.

- All right. All right.

We had a meeting at a warehouse.

Fifth and Presidio.

Transworld shipping, something like that.

Better be right, buddy,

because I'm gonna tell you,

I don't wanna waste

my afternoon searchin'.

- You'll waste a lifetime searching it.

- Yeah?

It's huge. You could hide

the Goodyear Blimp in there.

- Better have a hell of a nose.

- Yeah, yeah, right.

- I guess I'll have to.

- Hey, what am I supposed to do?

Drive slow, don't pass.

San Diego Police Department.

Put your weapons down,

put your hands behind your head,

and come out of the building

through the front door.

This is Sergeant Young

of the San Diego Police Department.

.. weapons down,

hands behind your head,

and come out of the building

through the front door.

- What's the deaI?

- We busted a buy down the block.

They took off, we grabbed one of 'em,

the other two - in there.

- Brannigan up there?

- Yeah.

Hey, Brannigan. Brannigan!

- Brannigan. Come here. I need a favour.

- I'm busy, Dooley.

- I need one of your land sharks here.

- Hey, they got a gig.

Hey, I only need it for a couple of hours.

Come on, gimme the dog.

- I can't spare a handler.

- No handler? I'll do it myself.

- These dogs won't listen to you.

- That's just because they don't know me.

They don't have to know you. You're

a maniac. They don't trust maniacs.

- Forget it.

- I got this sweet bust goin' down.

But I need to jump on it right now.

I need the dog.

You think you have problems?

I gotta take my wife and kids on vacation.

- I got a plane to catch in three hours.

- Plane?

Yeah. But I won't catch it

cos I gotta wait for the sWAT.

- If I get you on the plane, I get the dog?

- My wife's gonna...

Can I have the dog if I get you

on the plane? You're airborne.

- I'll get you on. Get me the dog.

- If you do, you can marry the damn dog.

- You got it.

- Goddamn lunatic.

Who's this guy? Who've we got here?

Ow!

Nice hairnet. steaI that from your mom?

- Pinche, cabron.

- Now, now, now. Be nice.

Gold card! Haven't we had a good year!

- Hey, we're closed.

- I don't care. I need a car.

Fine. Take the convertible. $79.95 a day.

- The sign says $19.95.

- sorry. We're all out of those.

- You got 20 of 'em out there!

- Reserved.

- For who?

- Not you.

- All right. Gimme the next cheapest one.

- $79.95.

- OK, fine. Come on.

- Doesn't include tax and mileage.

That's all right. Put them on the bill.

I don't care. And I want some insurance.

- Insurance?

- Oh, yeah, I want the whole ball.

I want collision, liability, medicaI, flood,

fire, theft. You got earthquake insurance?

- Whole life.

- Whole life is fine. Put that on there.

- OK. What's that come to?

- $267.90.

Round it to $300. Put it on the gold card.

Yes, sir!

- Hey, this is a beautifuI car.

- Yes, sir. Top of the line.

I'm a top-of-the-line kinda guy!

I'll put you on our preferred-customer list.

Yes, definitely!

- Great!

- I think you're a Golden Key man.

- Love it.

- Absolutely.

so you can rent one

of these suckers anywhere by phone!

And they come with

discount tickets to seaWorld!

- Thanks.

- A pleasure doing business! Need a map?

Hit the floor! Now!

What do you think this is?

Look what you did!

Narcotics? Party of 12.

sure you wanna do this?

Do you know what you're gettin' into?

I watched you work for years.

You don't have to be a Harvard graduate.

- They're just dogs.

- Right.

- Where the hell is this dog? Mexico?

- They wouldn't take him.

- What's wrong with him?

- Nothing.

- Come on, Brannigan.

- He's got a few personality quirks.

- You should relate to that.

- Wait a minute.

- He's not a retard, is he?

- This dog's seen more action

than me and you put together.

In fact, he's a little stressed out.

- What do you mean by that?

- Just that he's peculiar from time to time.

Peculiar?

- How come he's back here?

- He's not reaI sociable.

- Put this on.

- What's with the stuff?

- It ain't a fashion statement.

- Hey, I don't need this stuff.

It's procedure.

Everybody wears it. Put it on.

You know, this is a waste of time.

Just let the dog sniff me, I'll give him

some yummies, and we're outta here.

Put it on. Tell me,

do you know anything about animals?

- What's there to know?

- Did you have a pet?

- Yeah, plenty of pets.

- What kind?

- Plenty.

- Like what?

- You know. Pets.

- Like what?

- Fish. I had fish.

- Aw, come on. Fish? Come on. Let's go.

It's a pet. It's a companion.

- The most loyaI animaI I ever knew.

- Hey. You ready?

- siamese fighting fish.

- All right. Let's go.

- I feeI like the Michelin Man.

- I don't know. It's kinda... you.

Get over here.

- "Jerry Lee"?

- The killer.

Wait a minute. What is this?

You think I'm gonna fence the dog?

Tell me, Brannigan. How come,

if everyone has to wear one of these suits,

you're not wearing one?

Cos I ain't goin' in there.

- Where the hell is he?

- He's in there.

- I'm gettin' a full-sized dog, aren't I?

- Oh, yeah.

Jerry Lee, you got company.

Up and at 'em.

Jerry Lee, you got a visitor. Come on.

Up and at 'em, Jerry Lee. Come on.

Are you sure this dog

can track down drugs?

- Yeah.

- I don't know, Brannigan.

- Looks like he's on 'em.

- Just give him a command.

- He'll jump to it.

- Ah, come on.

sure.

Hey, pup. Kill!

- "Here, boy" might have worked better.

- I'm hip!

- He's always cranky when he wakes up.

- I know!

- What do we do now?

- Breakfast.

Yeah, breakfast. Great idea.

Yeah, there he is. Best nose on the force.

He could stick that snout in the wind now

and lead you to a stash in Tijuana.

- I gotta be upfront. I got a bad feelin'.

- Hey, tough sh*t. That's all I got.

No, you got a lot of dogs.

I want one of those.

Do things outside the rules,

you take what you can get.

- Now, take reaI good care of him.

- Don't worry about your dog.

- It ain't him I'm worried about.

- Is he eatin' chilli?

- What kinda animaI eats chilli?

- Hey, different strokes!

- Do I have to wear this suit all day?

- Yeah.

- Come on. I can't drive in this thing.

- Just hang it up on your way out.

Come on, Jerry Lee.

Come on! Come on!

- Hey, Dooley. Good luck.

- Thanks.

All right, come on.

Let's go. In the car. Hup! Come on.

All right. Get in the back.

Jump in the back seat. Now.

Move.

Don't test me, because I'm gonna win.

All right.

It's OK. Fine. OK.

You better do exactly what I tell you to do.

Otherwise I'm gonna kick your butt.

Brannigan's doing

a number on me. I can smell it.

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