K-9 Page #3

All right. Listen up, here!

san Diego PD, Narcotics division.

I want everyone

to stay right where you are.

Listen! Hold it right...

stop! You, stop. Right here.

san Diego Police Department, Narcotics.

Lift me up. I wanna talk to these people.

Come on!

san Diego PD, Narcotics division.

Now, there are drugs in this warehouse.

I know it, and you know it.

This dog's gonna find them,

unless you cheeseballs wanna save me

some time and tell me where it is.

No? All right. suit yourself.

Bring me down.

All right. I want you all to pay attention.

This is a highly trained,

vicious K-9 police dog.

so don't get in his way. This dog is

programmed to viciously attack

anyone who may pose a threat

or an obstacle to this detaiI.

Jerry Lee, come.

Jerry Lee. Come!

All right. Go.

search.

sniff! sniff.

Just find the damn dope.

"Find the damn dope"?

That's the command?

Just stay there!

Detective Dooley!

- Lyman.

- Who's the b*tch?

Watch your profanity around my dog.

Is that the way you talk to those

high-society friends of yours, Lyman?

Hey, nice ride you got there.

Black is hard to keep clean.

I didn't expect to see you today.

But you know what? It works out great.

Know why? Now I don't have to drive all

the way across town to hauI your ass in.

- Hey, is that a CD player?

- Dooley.

What is it about me

that gets you so passionate?

Not your looks. I think it's your job.

Knowing your frontier approach

to law enforcement,

I don't assume

that you have a search warrant.

The dog ate it.

- Hang round his taiI and wait for an hour.

- Get outta here, before I call a reaI cop.

Why don't you call your lawyer, Lyman?

There are drugs in this warehouse.

He went right for this door. That'll give me

a warrant that'll hold up in any court.

Agh! Ay, me va a morder tu perro.

Quitame el pinche perro.

It was just one joint, man!

- Just one joint.

- One joint?

Are you gonna hauI this drug lord in

or do we just execute him on the spot?

- This thing isn't over.

- I'm afraid it is.

I'll get a restraining order and you won't

be able to come within five miles of me.

You get whatever you want.

It's not gonna stop me.

Jerry Lee, come.

Jerry Lee!

Come on!

Buenos nachos.

One joint! You found one lousy joint!

You're small-time, you know that? I need

a reaI dog, is what I need. Benji!

I'm taking... I got one more stop,

and then I'm taking you back. One joint!

Police dog

You just stay put.

This is a job for a reaI cop.

Yeah? What for ya?

Me?

Health inspector.

Looks pretty good. I like it.

Yep. Looks pretty good.

Well, I guess it's that time of day, huh?

Feels like happy hour to me. Know what?

I'm gonna buy all the boys a drink here.

- Uh-huh.

- And give me, uh...

whatever you got that's,

uh, you know, diet.

- shooters?

- shooters for the boys?

Give 'em some shooters!

Afternoon shooters, boy, I like those.

Ah, you got that, uh, pickled pigs' feet.

That looks pretty good.

so how you guys doin' today?

Have a good day?

Lookin' good.

Thank you. Hey! Cheers, huh?

Mm! I'll tell ya, on a hot day,

there's nothing like a... warm diet pop.

Give 'em another round here!

Ah!

You know, maybe you guys

can help me out here.

I'm lookin' for a buddy I used to play

chequers with. We were tight.

We used to come in here, a long time ago,

before you guys were here.

I miss that crazy

son of a b*tch, you know?

I was thinkin' about him the other day.

Oh, what was his name?

He had a funny nickname,

kinda like, uh...

Like Kermit the Frog, but not. You know?

It was like... Benny... Benny the Mule.

- Why do you wanna know about him?

- Cos he's a cop.

I usually don't get a second shot

at somebody like you.

Agh!

You know, you made a big mistake.

This ain't a good place to be a cop.

If I caught you at a bad time,

I can always come back later.

Yeah, you know, Dooley,

I could shoot you.

That'd be too easy on you

and it wouldn't be any fun for me.

No, I think I'll just

beat the sh*t outta you!

What the hell is that?

That's... Officer Lewis.

san Diego K-9. You're all under arrest.

so line up against the wall,

hands above your head, and spread 'em.

Hey, we give up.

I'm not kiddin'. Hey, listen, I'm tellin' ya.

One command outta me,

he'll rip your throats out.

- Line up against that wall!

- I'm scared shitless. Aren't you, guys?

Get outta here!

You're a hard guy, huh?

Could you call off your dog?

- I'm sorry. What?

- Could you call off your dog?

Hm. Well, I don't know, Benny.

That depends on you.

Listen, that hit was nothin' personaI.

It was just a job.

- Who contracted the hit, Benny?

- I don't know. I nev... I never saw the guy.

No? Come on,

don't get cute with me, Benny.

- This dog hasn't eaten since yesterday.

- It's the truth.

I don't know any names.

He never gave me any.

Did he mention anything about, like,

a shipment of drugs comin' in?

- He say anything about that?

- I don't know nothin'.

- Bite his dick off.

- No! No! Wait! No! Whoa!

I know, OK? There is a shipment. I forgot.

But it ain't goin' near the streets. It's all

goin' to one buyer. I don't know who it is.

- Lunchtime!

- No, I know! All right, I know!

I know who it is. I know who it is.

It's... it's a dude named Gilliam.

Big-timer. He's comin' in tomorrow.

HoteI deI Coronado.

He's lookin' to score large. That's it.

- You sure?

- I boost a couple of cars now and then.

And before I became a shooter,

I was in a couple of gay biker snuff films.

- What do you want from me?!

- You should be disgusted with yourself.

OK, Jerry. Come!

Arrest this guy for attempted murder,

and the rest of them

for cruelty to animals.

You did all right. It was OK.

That wasn't too bad.

But I want you to know that

I am the officer in charge here.

MichaeI Dooley, not Jerry Lee.

Don't you ever,

ever pull anything like that again

without talkin' to me first!

You lost it in there. You lost controI!

We coulda gotten killed!

I needed you back here.

What if they ran out?

You coulda got 'em here.

You understand?

Get in the back seat!

You stink.

This car stinks, do you know that?

If we're gonna spend time together,

I've gotta deodorise your mangy little ass.

Tracy's gonna kick you and me both out.

she's kind of a neat person.

You'II like her.

OK. It's time you joined

the civilised world, buddy.

Now, what we have here is dry shampoo.

We can do it right here on the spot.

We got some doggy deodorant here.

"Your dog will smell like cedar chips

all day long, just like the champions. "

Come on, get out of the car. We'll do it.

Come on. I'm doin' you a favour.

You smell like sh*t.

You lack personaI hygiene.

You understand that?

Here. Come on,

this is uptown stuff. smell this.

Now, listen.

Hey! Gimme that!

All right. If that's the way you want it,

that's the way you're gonna have it.

You might not ever get rich

But let me tell ya,

it's better than diggin' a ditch

There ain't no tellin' who you might meet

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