K-9 Page #5

- Most effective is to stare them down.

You look straight at them.

You make them look away first.

- I can do that.

- Even if it takes hours.

I can do that. I can do that.

- That's it, right?

- After that, you mount them.

- Excuse me?

- You mount them.

- You mount them?

- Uh-huh.

- You mean...?

- Yeah.

Mount them?

Mount them. Lucky dog.

Mount them?

Jesus!

- What are you doin' here?

- sir? Excuse me.

- No dogs in the hoteI.

- What about her?

- What about her?

- she has a dog. What do you call that?

The hoteI owner's daughter.

And the dog has to go.

- Well, this is my seeing Eye dog.

- You're blind?

- Yes.

- Were you blind when you walked in?

Yes, definitely.

I'm so sorry. Would you like me

to read you the menu?

No, I can handle it.

Thank you.

Is that my tea?

You just ripped the mirror off

of my classic 1965 Mustang.

I don't believe it. I just don't believe it.

If you don't get down -

I don't care where we are -

I'm gonna pull my revolver out

and shoot you.

I am the alpha leader.

I don't wanna have to mount you.

That'll do it.

Jerry Lee! Excuse me. I'm blind.

I'm blind. I'm blind. I'm blind.

Excuse me. I'm blind! I'm blind.

sh*t!

I don't know why you California people

insist on meeting outside.

If I wanted a tan,

I woulda gone to the Bahamas.

I like California. It's been good to me.

- Tonight is the night.

- sounds good, but so did the last time.

- Ten million bucks' worth of coke, gone.

- Never again. Nobody'll get this.

- If there's exposure...

- I don't like a nervous partner,

so calm down or I'm gonna blow this

whole deaI and sell to somebody else.

Oh...!

Don't threaten me, Mr Lyman.

I'm in the threat business.

Please don't take this the wrong way.

- We need to get details straight.

- Just make sure you hold up your end.

- You just make sure everything's on time.

- I'm not gonna wait for ever.

I'm really sorry. You don't know what's

goin' on here, but you just saved my life.

Agh!

I appreciate that.

Ughhh. Very kind of you. Thank you.

Come here!

What do you want? Get back.

Get back! Get away from me.

What are you talkin' about?

Get away from me.

What? There's nothin' in here for you.

This is police stuff here.

Go away. Get away from me.

This is mine!

Let me eat in peace, will you?

What? What? You can't have this!

All right. I'll split it.

I'll split it with you, OK?

What? I said I'd split it with you!

Here! Here! Here! Here!

Take the whole goddamn thing!

Jesus! There's all kinds of sugar in that.

Down!

Jesus!

You look like

you've been in a skiing accident!

You wanna drive, get a licence!

Yeah!

What?

What?

Wait! I've only got two legs!

Agh!

All right. I'm comin'. I'm comin'!

Don't let that dog psych you out.

I'm comin'! shut your yap!

I'm comin'. I just want a running start

before I hit the pavement.

Aaarghhh!

Christ! Jesus! I woulda cleared it

if you hadn't barked.

You threw me off!

I suppose you think you're

such a hotshot... because you made it.

You sure about this, huh?

Oh, yeah, he's up here!

Yes, sir! Got a smart puppy there!

What?!

Whaddaya want? There's no one up here!

There's nobody here. What?

I jumped over that damn thing

and no one's up here.

Hey! Get back here when

I'm yellin' at you! I want you to listen.

What are you barkin' at?

Oh no, I got it. You're not barkin'.

No, no. I can tell the difference

between a bark and a laugh!

This is a dog joke. Ha, ha, ha, ha

Oh, I'm laughin'. How many guys

have you brought up here, huh?

No, you pulled a good one.

I can see you down tonight, talking

to your chums, down at the pound.

Yeah, havin' a good one.

"I pulled one on old Dooley. "

You never give up, do you?

Arghhh!

Now there's a guy who definitely

has a right to remain silent.

What?

What do you want now? Want a medaI?

Huh?

All right, all right. You found him.

Good job.

Here you go. Halstead Motors.

Got it.

- Hi.

- Welcome to Halstead Motors. You are...?

- Detective Dooley.

- And he is...?

- With me.

- How can I help you?

I got this invoice on one of your autos.

Can you tell me if it's in dealer's stock

or if it's been sold?

I'll have Miss Hewitt

check it out right away.

Thank you.

You like this car?

That's only 100,000 bucks.

That's 700,000 in doggie dollars.

What are you doin'?

Huh? Whaddaya got?

Find something? Whaddaya got?

You got something in there?

Hey! Hey, hey, hey!

That's a $70,000 car there, sport.

Ah. sorry about that, but the dog

has his own mind. You know?

No problem. Name's Don. sales manager.

- MichaeI Dooley. Nice to meet ya.

- BeautifuI dog. How can I help you?

- Well, I'm interested in this car.

- Mercedes 560 sL. Nothing more to say.

- Nothing?

- Nothing. Car sells itself.

It says you've arrived, Mike. It speaks

of stability, class, family values.

- But I'm single, Don.

- It's a babemobile, Mike.

- I gotta have it. Let's test-drive it.

- Can do, Mike. I'll get the keys.

All right, buddy. Let's get this thing

outta here, then you can have it.

- Detective Dooley?

- Yes.

- I'm Jack Halstead, the owner.

- Oh, Jack, yeah.

I was gonna take this baby

out for a test-drive.

- Do you have 70,000 dollars?

- No, but I can do better than that.

I have a brand-new Mercedes,

low mileage.

It was used once,

in an attempted murder.

Oh yes. This one.

This car was reported stolen off the lot

at four o'clock this morning.

Aw, Jack, does that mean

we don't have a deaI?

Call your station and confirm it,

but not from my phone

and not from my lot.

All right. I know, I know. I know the car's

dirty. I just don't wanna do it now.

I wanna be there at the exchange.

I want Lyman. Let's go. Come on.

All right, buddy.

I'll be just a minute.

- Hi. Can I help you?

- What have we got here?

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

The moon

Beautiful

The sun

Even more beautiful

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah

Hey, buddy. she's hot, huh?

Yes, sir. Looks and money.

Love it when they shave

their beaks. Don't you?

You know what? This kind loves cops.

Loves 'em.

Boy, can you imagine

what she'd do to you?

Well, that's too bad. You're on duty now.

It's definitely an all-nighter.

You got ten minutes.

- What are you doing?

- Don't lean against my ride.

This is your car? I'm sorry.

Don't stand next to it.

stand next to yours.

That's nice, but this is beautifuI.

Where'd you get those glasses?

Did you get those glasses in the mall?

I'd like to get a pair of those.

I need some sunglasses. Is this your car?

- something's goin' on in there.

- In here?

some big dog is humpin' my Aretha!

No!

- Is that your dog?

- Technically? No.

Let's work something out.

They're almost done.

- Why don't I buy you a tank of gas?

- A tank of gas?

For my Aretha? Get reaI!

That's a $100 dog!

How about 25 bucks

and a full tank of gas?

I gotta get at least a bill for Lady Ree.

I'm a businessman. You dig?

- I'm a cop. You dig?

- A cop? You're a cop?

- You're kiddin' me.

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