Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna Page #6

If you have to ask forforgiveness, ask 'now'...

If you want to hold hands, hold it 'now'...

Or else years lateryou will find

yourself at a party like me...

... asking forforgiveness from your beloved...

So...

All you wonderful married couples out there...

Look to your partner and tell them 'I love you'...

And all of you that are single...

Turn this way... Girls only...

And tell me that... Alright... Ok...

This speech is getting really boring...

Let's party... Come on guys...

Hit it... Eh Chandigarh...

Last night I encountered

the real Samarjit hidden...

...behind 'Sexy Sam'...

I liked him...

Really? And what was the difference

between Sam and Samarjit?

Sam runs after girls and Samarjit,

after memories...

You really miss your wife very much...

Don't you? I can understand...

Tell me...

How do you cope with your loneliness?

I spend time with friends...

I have very few friends...

Not from today...

Oh... so you will be my friend?

Absolutely...

So... friendship means no touching?

All you are going to get is this...

Thank you... It's good for a start...

Mummy!

What... What are your intentions?

The intentions are very noble my son...

Just that I won't take dowry...

I'm anti dowry...

Mom... What is he saying?

Sam... What are you saying?

- Kamal... What is he saying?

What are all of you saying?

I'm scared to come out of the station...

You never know what you'll get to see...

Not only the station...

you should not get out of the house at all...

The world is evil...

Sam... Just a minute... Both of us...

Wow! So now it's 'us', huh?

Samarjit and I, are both alone...

We lost our love years ago...

And when two people are going

through the same phase..

...they understand each other better...

They become close...

What they can't say to others...

they can say to each other...

Precisely...

Two strangers... Same situation...

Then friendship...

and the problem is solved...

That's it... Simple... right, Maya? Cheers!

My marriage is failing, Dev...

And from what I can see, so is yours...

I can't save my marriage on my own...

I need a friend...

Afriend who will understand me...

who will make me understand...

Who is familiar with my circumstance...

And who can do this betterthan you?

That's why I'm here to extend

a hand in friendship...

Will you accept it?

I'm hurting, Maya...

I want to sit down...

And that's how two strangers came together...

...to save their relationships, and

gave birth to a new one...

On that rainy day, neither of us

saw the storm that awaited us...

Afterthat we met everyday...

I don't know why, but when I was

with Maya, I was different...

I had found my lost smile...

We had considerably increased the business...

...of the New York cafes quite a lot...

We spoke a lot about Rhea and Rishi...

How wrong they were...

How right we were... then how right

they were and how wrong we were...

But in relationships, no matter

who's right and who's wrong...

...someone has to make the first move...

And we decided it should be ours...

This is a very interesting book...

It says don't look foryour spouse's

faults in your marriage...

Improve your own flaws...

And what if someone's perfect?

Ya... Right... Anyway let's start with me...

...tell me all the things that are wrong with me...

And listen tell me the truth... be frank...

be honest... orthere's no point...

Alright... here goes... You are that teachertype...

Boring... with no personality...

You are a compulsive cleaner

to the point of illness...

...basically, you are a loyal maidservant...

What?

You don't have anything womanly in you...

You are not sexy...

Not from any angle...

Maybe from behind...

But no man will get excited looking at you...

I know your husband gets excited...

...but that's probably because

he is visually impaired ...

because you don't have...

Dev... You are so rude... So mean...

What mean? Rude?

Didn't you just ask me to speak the truth?

But you could have said something nice...

But did you ask me to say something nice?

And what would you say if I had?

That your eyes are the most

beautiful eyes in the world...

But you didn't ask, so I didn't say...

You know what your problem is?

You don't know how to speak to a lady...

And you know how?

Yes... I know what to say to a woman and how...

Oh... So you are a lesbian?

Shut up...

I know because my husband says...

... the most romantic things to me everyday...

Any woman would go crazy listening to them...

Right... Except you of course...

- Listen...Do you want to learn or no?

Wow... This place has so many beds...

Maya, if you were so desperate, we

could have booked a hotel room...

Why have we come here?

Listen, Dev...

I have no time foryour sense of humour...

You have to learn a lot on this bed...

On this bed? What are the new things

you are going to teach me here?

Just so you know only my leg is broken...

All the other parts are absolutely perfect...

OK... This is not going to work...

No... Dev, serious... Serious...

Serious? -Yeah... serious...

Ok... the situation is that Rhea

has come back tired from work...

Now I will tell you what you need to do...

I'm Dev and you are Rhea... understand?

No... I don't but whatever...

Let's start... - Let's start...

Ok... Bouncy bouncy bed...

Start... -What? - Rhea...

Oh yeah... I'm Rhea...

Rhea would say...

As soon as she came home...

It's been a long tiring day!

I think you need a massage... - I do?

Here?

It feels good, huh?

Actually, it does... really...

You can't do this...

Oh, Rhea... You are so beautiful!

Rhea... Your eyes... Your lips...

..Your everything...

Oh! Your arms... I want to die in them...

Don't stop! No... no... Go...

Come here... come here...

I'm taking this bed...

Please do...

Maya... Rishi... says and

does all these things to you...

And yet you don't... you... don't...

Actually, you are quite sexy... really...

You just need to show it to Rishi...

That's all...

What's this?

- This is my sister... -What?

We were separated as children... Maya...

You need to wear clothes like

these foryour husband...

No... Dev... If I wear clothes like these...

...I will look like 'that' type of a woman...

Yeah... That's the type that men like...

Dev... But that looks cheap...

Yeah... Cheap... Cheap is nice...

I like cheap! Maya...

You taught me how to talk to women...

how to massage them...

how to romance them...

If you want to learn how to be sexy...

then ask me... I'm the man...

Dev...

Don't worry... This will protect you...

But this...

But not that... 'Butt' this! That's the whip...

Hit me baby... hit me...

So dude... tell me...

Did you tell Maya about this last

minute football party?

You think she'd allow if I told her?

You are so dead, man!

Hey, Rhea... The head office is still

waiting foryour answer...

What have you decided?

I know, Jai, but please understand...

I know it will be the biggest move

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