Kabluey Page #5

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When are you leaving?

What do you mean?

Well, you must have enough money

for a bus ticket now.

But Noah doesn't get home

for another four months.

And?

Well, I thought you said

you couldn't afford the day care?

I think I can probably manage it now.

My boss gave me a raise.

Well, I don't mind staying.

It is up to you, I guess.

Her? That whore can piss off!

I don't know who she thinks she is.

Feeding me all that bullshit every day.

Oh yeah, she is going to sleep with him.

And then he won't call her.

And who is going to have to

hear about it every day?

That b*tch. I'm really tired of her

yakking all the time.

Why would I care? I don't know her.

She just yaps all the time

about how wonderful she is.

And about how great this guy is.

Anyway, what is going on with you?

Did you get that thing burnt off your head?

Oh, wow. What is this?

Hey.

Hi. Are you selling fireworks or something?

- Berries?

- I work for Blunexion.

We are renting out office space.

Oh. I see.

- Come on. Let us go.

- Hey, this guy works for your company.

Yeah. A sh*t-load of good he does us.

Come on, let us go.

Well, very nice to meet you.

What the hell is that?

Jesus, those flyers don't grow on trees.

Pull it together, huh?

So anyway, have a nice day.

Hey!

Hey, what is going on?

I will be right back.

Hi.

I'm ready.

Say cheese, a**holes!

Come here, you!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Ha! I didn't feel that at all!

Stop it!

Whoa! You! You get away from her!

You paged me?

Leslie, call the police.

We are being attacked.

By cheese! And that blue thing

is trying to kill us.

Look at these Polaroids.

He is sleeping with her.

They were about... Look at this photo.

He was about to have sex with her.

Right before we got here.

He is having an affair with her.

He is having an affair with both of you.

He is a bad guy.

You can't leave Noah for him.

What are you doing?

They have two kids at home.

He is sleeping with her too.

He is sleeping with both of you.

You can't leave Noah.

You stay the hell away from her!

What is going on here?

No.

- I love your brother.

- Okay.

- I wasn't in love with...

- Yeah. That is okay. It is okay.

- Okay. I wasn't going to leave Noah.

- Yeah. It is okay. I believe you.

I wasn't expecting this.

That Noah would just go away.

I mean, I knew it could happen.

Abstractly, I knew it could happen.

I didn't think it would actually happen.

That I would be this war bride.

I mean, and then he was just gone.

Just gone.

And Brad... And I just...

A year and a half is a really long time.

- Mommy.

- Yeah?

- The lizard is gone.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I love your brother. I do. I do.

- Yeah, I know.

- I do.

I believe you.

Cameron, what did we say

about the hammer?

- It is my fault. I gave it to him.

- Oh.

- Do you want me take it away?

- Probably not a great toy.

- Okay. Sorry.

- It is all right, thank you.

Is that too tight? Okay.

Okay. Go get your coats on.

Get your coats, we have to go.

Hey, guys cut it out!

Cameron, help your brother up

and apologize.

And?

Sorry, friends forever.

Let go. Stop hugging me.

I thought we were going to pick him up?

It is okay.

Okay, go on. It is okay. That is your dad.

It is okay. Go on.

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