Kal Ho Naa Ho Page #4

I'm sorry my son is

really mad.

I'm really sorry child.

- It's okay.

What is this?

When will you change your

childhood habits?

One slap... in the childhood

should have helped

Tell me.

Lajjoji... this pink

really suits you

Your blue is not so bad either!

Mr. Blue... Ms. Pink...

the dinner is ready

I can see that...

Indian Food! I'm sure Jenny hasn't made it

Aman helped a lot!

Congratulations on getting

a new servant!

Congratulations on getting

a new son-in-law!

Keep the change.

Your father must be a waiter!

Waiter, where's the party?

Excuse me, I'm looking

for No.29 - 2&.

Oh my darling son...

you must eat all the lndian food

that's cooked today...

you have become white eating

that silly bread everyday

Have rice.

He looks so good my son.

Just like Rakesh Roshan

Hrithik Roshan, stop it dadi.

Stop it sister...stop it.

I'm seeing it for the first time

in Newk...

had seen it once in Bombay...

- What?

BEST bus. There comes your blind date

I'll get it.

It's Rohit...- I'll get it...

Dadi...- I said I'll get it

O hello.- Hello!

You?

Yes... me

Have you come from the bureau?- Yes

But I asked for a

Sardar on the phone

And I'd said 'young' on the form

It's not me...It's my granddaughter

Sweetu...he is here

Oh! You call her Sweetu at home?

Come on...

No no... My name's Guru

- Come... my son

Mrs Kapoor....- Miss Kapoor.

Come into my arms...

Music.- "come into my arms..."

You look like you are

Sweetu's sister

I am Sweetu's sister,

silly boy.- What?

What's the matter? Our guest

is our God... Just sit down

You naughty, you never told us that

Rohit is so handsome

You are Rohit.

Who did you call Rohit?

Who's Rohit?

What is this Rohit business...?

His name is...

Guru Guru Guru...

C'mon, get started

Who is Guru?- You 'Guru'...

Forget it...Tell me where

do you live...?

I live in Jackson heights

First I had my den in Mumbai...

I left Mumbai and took an

entry into US... What say?

Absolutely fit bhai! Wanna have

chicken? Naina's made it.

Who's Naina?- That one...

Specsy

Who else lives in your

house?- Where?- Home?

At home... there's mummy,

I and Master...

You mean your father...?

- Master is a dog!

Never say such things

about your father!

Long nose.

What do you do?

Video Pirate!- Pilot?

Piracy... Long live video piracy

You mean crime...theft

E... Specsy... Don't call me a thief...

Who did you call a thief?

Don't you get scared, my son?

What's to get scared? Big brothers...

they handle everything

Brothers? How many

brothers do you have?

Brothers... Four but one

has been sent up there

Up there? You mean even

he's a pilot?

Up there meaning...- Oh! I'm so sorry...

How sad!- It is okay.

What happened?

Mummy, Papa...Iive in Connecticut

...- Connecticut.

...and I'm alone in Manhattan...- Manhattan.

You speak too much

Just look into my eyes...

what do you see?

Bathroom.

The bathroom is over there.- Where?

There!- It is okay.

It's okay...Everything will

be alright...

The mother's slightly mad but

everything will be alright

Why are you guys shouting?

E... Mummy...

You old hag! I'm running out of here...

This doesn't work for me.

And this specsy...

She's like cactus...thorny...

What Sweetu is she man?

You are Sweetu?

- Who are you?

You are mine!

Look, I have come

to the wrong house...

I came to meet Naina...

I will take leave...- Please

Please don't go...

I'm going...

if you need any DVDs or video tapes

You must come to my shop...

You'll come, won't you?- Yes!

Please don't go... Please...

Let me go... For God's sake,

let me go!

You!- Are you alright?

Are you alright... I'm fine

Those guys are lunatics!

I will call you later.

- I will also call you later.

Run... run...

We don't want to go there.

You are laughing?

I don't believe this.

Normal people find

such situations funny

Are you trying to say

I'm not normal?

If you are normal...

then I'm Sridevi

Well. According to me.

You are not normal

Since morning, you have been behaving

like you have known us for years

Not years, darling...

For eons

In fact, I feel our bond is

from several past lifetimes

Listen... You are our neighbor

so please behave like one

Open the door... May I please

borrow half a cup of milk?

What are you doing?

Didn't you just say that I should

behave like a neighbour?

So may I have half a cup of milk?

So funny.

See... please take this

happy-go-lucky nature...

and knock on someone else's door

And we're genuinely

not interested.

What happened?

- What's your problem?

Problem?- Yes... why do you feel...

that the entire weight of the world

is on your delicate shoulders?

Who are you?

Don't...

What's the point of

praying to God...

when you don't know how to value

the life he has given?

What do you know

about my life anyway?

Not much, but enough to say..

that in your eyes perhaps

you don't have much

But look at your life

through someone else's eyes...

and you'll know you have a lot!

- Now I have to hear a lecture

Listen... Live... be happy..

Smile... Who knows?

Tomorrow may not be...

What a thought.

Tomorrow may not be...

Oh, It is too good.

Anyway, I will teach you to smile

It is a simple 3 parts process.

Try...

Try...- Don't touch me.

God... the poor thing has

forgotten how to smile

Just keep practicing

and it will come back

Your problem is that you think..

I know! I am very sexy.

But you are not my type

For now, just practise

Forget it. I am sorry.

I kept thinking the whole night...

was that idiotic Aman right?

Had I really forgotten to smile?

Of course she smile

The last time she smiled when.... Uh

Now she will smile

only during her wedding!

Uh...uh...

Whenever she was with her

father, she smiled...

Uh...uh...

When the big brother threatens her...

that's when she will smile

What a beautiful smile!

Whose?- Priya...Who else?

The photograph was taken

at the wedding...

where did you find it?

It was lying in this file

I spoke to Priya this morning

She said you are meeting her today?

I was just leaving to go there...

Should I come with you?

- What will you do there?

In any case, I want to speak

to Priya in private...

Aren't you scared?- I'm not scared

You keep worrying unnecessarily.

There's nothing to worry

Everything will be alright...

everything will be alright...

Nothing will be alright...

till you lose weight

you are going to get no boy

But I'm trying Naina...

- I can see that

Wow! He is so cute, Naina.

He looks cute to you?

- You don't find any guy cute!

That is not true.

- I can't hear anything...

You were listening

to our conversation?

I wasn't listening...

I was trying to listen

If you speak so softly

how do you expect me to listen?

Excuse me, move...move....

We didn't meet that day...

I'm Ms. Square's new neighbour

... Aman

I'm Ms. Square's old

neighbour, Sweetu

Shut up. We were talking.

- Now we are talking

Look Sweetu... Any guy who looks

at your figure and loves you...

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