Kal Ho Naa Ho Page #5

Synopsis: The film's female lead, Naina (Preity Zinta) narrates the story. Her father had committed suicide years ago which left a deep impact on her heart. Her family is dysfunctional since her mother and grandmother just cannot stop arguing. But when Aman (Shahrukh Khan) arrives next door, the whole gloomy conditions change. Aman infuses life in skeptical and overtly serious Naina, and she falls in love with him. But Aman knows that he cannot marry Naina because of a secret which he cannot divulge to her. So he intends upon setting her up with her best pal Rohit (Saif Ali Khan).
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Nikkhil Advani
Production: Yash Raj Films
  32 wins & 39 nominations.
 
IMDB:
8.0
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
NOT RATED
Year:
2003
186 min
$1,787,378
Website
6,574 Views


...will be blind!

-...will be wrong. Ignore her.

He should look into your

heart deeply...- You're right.

I am always right.

Tell me something...Is there a guy

here whom you like?

That one.

His name is Ramdayal?

You know him?

No... but he looks the Ramdayal type

Yeah. Calling me?

- I am talking to you, Ramdayal.

Name's Frankie

Frankie Ramdayal

This girlfriend of mine

wants to leave me for you...

she says you are cool, sexy...

she says your hairstyle is wow!

What do I do Sweetu,

If I've not seen 'Dil Chahta Hai'?

So what if I don't know

much about hairstyles?

Are you going to leave me for this...

this shriveled mango?

What?- Sorry, Ramdayal.

How would you feel if I left you

for this... specsy?

You are a lucky dog, Ramdayal.

Go Sweetu...Go live your life...

be happy... be prosperous...

be happy with Ramu...

Is he coming?

Come on... come on...

Hi! Franky here.

- Hi! I'm Jaspreet.

Jas...what?

Sweetu. - Sweetu, sweet name.

I DJ at Club Nirvana.

Tonight's the retro night

Why don't you guys come along?

And get your mummy along

You take care, man.

Everything will be alright

How did you like my performance?

You are jealous because

now Sweetu has a boyfriend...

and you don't, Mummy!

- I do... I have a boyfriend!

You do?

- You do? Who's he?

Rohit!

But you said Rohit

was just a friend

I said that because I don't talk

about my personal life to everyone

But you should have told me

Oh! Sweetu, don't mind.

We'll go to the disco... and there

you won't have Ms. Square, Mummy!

Of course Rohit and I will come!

Of course we won't go!

But why?- I said no!

Rohit!

Gita is coming home for dinner

You can do all this but you

can't come for dinner with me?

Naina, try to understand.

Gita says she likes me...

- Why won't she say that?

After all she's found

a father for her kids...

Liar!- So she's a liar...

and you?

I spoke lies because that

stupid Aman irritates me a lot

He just met you yesterday...

How can he irritate you so much?

Do you know what he was saying?- What?

You won't believe it.

That I don't laugh...

I don't know how to smile...

that I don't have a life...

That I don't know how to live...

Naina... all that is true

I know, But why should

I hear it from him?

2 cream bagels....- Low fat.

I want to show him that even

I can have a boyfriend...

who's cool, handsome and sexy...

- What did you say?

How much?- 3 dollars.

Before that...- Before what?

Before how much?- Just a second lady.

- Oh that....

That you are handsome,

cool and sexy...

You mean that? Do you really

think I'm sexy?

You are right! Just for that

stupid Aman we don't have to...

No... No... Let's do it.

- Let's do what?

Me boy friend.

You girl friend.

What about Gita?

- Who's Gita?

So we'll meet this evening at Nirvana

Yeah! What do you guys say?

- Having fun.

Sweetu!- I'm going to the DJ cabin.

You want to come here?

Yeah sure.

Aman, he called me Babe.

I love you Aman.

Now, go & love him.

By the way, where did you two meet?

In the park...- Park?

In the park?

But I thought you two studied

together in the MBA classes?

So what? Can't we meet in the park?

Of course you can meet... but what

were you doing in the park?

Very good question.

I had taken my doggy for a walk...

and she had taken her doggy for a walk...

That's strange.

But Naina doesn't have a doggy

Yes.- No.

I had taken my neighbour's doggy

for a walk

That's stranger.

I'm your neighbour.

And I don't have a doggy

Naina, you silly silly girl

you're forgetting.

... you took my doggy for a walk that day...

Rohit, you silly silly boy.

If she took your doggy for a walk

Then whose doggy did you

take for a walk?

I have two doggies

In fact, I have a lot

of doggies in my house

In fact, at times even

I look like a doggie

And then we met

at a friend's house

What's your friend's name?

Gita!- Gita?

That same Gita with

two filthy children

Hello Gita, hi.

Rohit... what are you doing here?

Didn't you say that you were

going out with your family?- Yes, yes.

Meet my mummy and papa.

He's a funny man.

Gita, my child!

I just got to know that their

Iove story was born in your house

- My house?

Oh, I'm sorry. Aren't you the same Gita

who has two filthy children?

Filthy children?

How dare you?

- Are you mad? Little Angel.

Stop...

You didn't even tell me

you had a girl friend.

I didn't know it myself...

She's not my girl friend.

Rohit, I'm confused...

what's going on?

Ask her!

Naina... What's going on?

I'm very confused ya.

You just shut up.

you knew all along that

Rohit and I are not boyfriend-girlfriend

Then why did you act?- Was I acting

or were you?- It's you.

It's all because of you...

Didn't you say ' laugh, sing, smile...?

I didn't say he he he...

I said EEEEEEEEEEE

Oh, please just keep quiet.

What do you think?

Coming here, dancing, singing

and drinking...means living life?

Well... anyone can do it

But I don't want to do it...

That's because you can't do it.

You're a bloody bore.

You're a cute boy.

Tell me about Gita, she's very hot ah?

- She's very hot man.

She has two children.

- Hey, you mad...

Nice, come on.

Yeah, come on, go ahead.

Come on...

Hey you nude... get down...

Hey babie, I'm talking to you.

Come on get down...

Get down you scum...

Hey, stop this music.

She's taking her clothes off, man...

That doesn't matter.

Everyone here is nude anyway

Come on, Naina...

Mine is a crazy heart...

what has it to fear...?

When I sway to the beat...

what have I to feel

shy or hesitate about?

Let's dance, let's sing...

Iet's say together...

it's the time to disco

There's no saying

whom you might find

Mine is a crazy heart...

what has it to fear...?

When I sway to the beat...

what have I to feel

shy or hesitate about?

Let's dance, let's sing...

and let's say together...

it's the time to disco

Whom might you come up against...?

Bodies gyrate to the pulsating beat...

hearts being carried away

in the storm...

that's our state....

we're drowned in merriment

Lose yourself,

make merry...

say to the one

who provokes you...

it's the time to disco

Say it to everyone you meet...

it's the time to disco

This colourful evening,

dancing to the spirits...

there's intoxication in the air

What has sobriety to do...?

it's all about young hearts

This is the way to be...

and say it openly...

it's the time to disco

Try and get the word...

it's the time to disco

Mine is a crazy heart...

what has it to fear...?

When I sway to the beat...

what have I to feel shy or hesitate about?

Let's dance, let's sing...

and let's say together...

it's the time to disco

Whom might you come up against...?

It's the time to disco

Listen, I'm telling you.

- What?

I think she's drunk.

- Rohit, one minute.

Naina fell down.

Rohit. he too.

Okay, then.

Leave me....

Hey, you Mohamed Ali.

Naina, What's going on here?

- How dare he? Let's leave...

Who are you?

I'm Aman and you are Naina

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Karan Johar

Karan Johar, often informally referred to as KJo, is an Indian film director, producer, screenwriter, costume designer, actor and television personality who is primarily known for his work in Hindi films. He is the son of Hiroo Johar and the acclaimed producer Yash Johar. Johar made his directorial debut with the blockbuster romance Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (1998), which earned him the Filmfare Awards for Best Director and Best Screenplay. His next two films were the ensemble dramas Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham... (2001) and Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna (2006), which were both very successful in the overseas market. His counter-terrorism drama My Name Is Khan (2010) earned him his second Filmfare Award for Best Director. These, along with the several successful films he has produced under the Dharma Productions banner, have established him as one of the leading director-producers in Hindi cinema. more…

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