Kalakalappu 2 Page #2

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the money and run?

Well, he is crazy. Here,

have the welcome drink.

Whoa!! The hospitality seems

to be really awesome!

Ji, we take utmost care of our guest.

Stay here for a day and you

won't feel like leaving.

Excuse me, my purse's missing.

I kept it here.

Sugar!

He didn't even enter his room

and you already stole it?

Give that here.

He is a cheeky little thief.

Keeps doing this often.

It's ok ji.

See, they are leaving with a heavy

heart after staying here for a week.

Poor fellow. Doesn't know

he has fallen in a trap.

- Wonder what his plight will be in this crap hotel.

- Ji, he just said something about me.

Its nothing. You look like south

India star, actor Vijay...

he was mentioning that.

People watch south Indian

dubbed movies here.

Ji, I didn't hear him

use the name Vijay.

They said it in Hindi. You

wouldn't have understood.

- Come in.

- The name Vijay is same in all languages. Isn't it?

Ji, is this the room?

Yes.

You said the rooms are air conditioned

and what about swimming pool?

Ji, open the window and you

can enjoy the cool breeze.

That beats the AC. Isn't it?

There is the ever flowing Ganga

river, right behind the mansion.

That beats the swimming pool. Isn't it?

- Does the fan work at least?

- A phase current is off.

Drats!

- The money he snatched away from you

was for paying the electricity bill. - What?

Current will be back as

soon as the bill is paid.

Will be back as soon

as the bill is paid?

Come on! This is not fair....

Lift me up!

I didn't expect this!

- Come, I shall nail...

- Nail whom?

I meant nail and fix the cot.

I cannot stay here

even a minute longer.

Return me my money. I'm leaving at once.

Its working.

My stomach feeling kinda upset.

Where is the toilet?

Sorry, toilet can be used

only if you stay here.

- Stop torturing!

- It is rules ji.

Fine, I'll stay.

Where's the toilet?

- Take a left and then take a right.

- So far?

Sir...

come have your food. Quick.

Yes ji. Its complimentary

breakfast.

Oh! Now this!

Yes, today's special...

Pumpkin gravy, Pumpkin side

dishes and Pumpkin chutney.

Is that why you were collecting

all the scattered pumpkin?

Tomorrow is Friday and all the

food will have coconut base.

We'll make Coconut rice.

A big no to your food!

Even the sound of it is

making my stomach upset.

Granny, why is there in a delay in

the welcome drink to take effect?

- How many pills did you use?

- Two.

- From tomorrow add one more. Ok?

- Ok.

- Seenu! Where are you? Come out!

- Uh-oh! The rusty throat Sait is here!

I'm not leaving from here

today without a closure!

I have warned you not to create a

ruckus in here during business hours!

I'll lose my prestige if

the customer hears you!

You can't return the debt you owe me.

Don't you dare talk about prestige!

It's not my fault. A

fraudster cheated me.

Does that give you the liberty

of not paying me the interest?

Isn't that why I arranged a place

here for your daughter's dance class?

I'm scared that her dance is someday going

to bring down the roof of the weak palace.

Don't you insult the mansion

that is my bread and butter.

Stop boasting about

your mansion.

Only look royal from the outside.

Inside everything is damp and stinks!

Sait, quiet down!

Two years ago the pillar here fell on

a guy who was sleeping and he died.

Did anyone come here to

stay post that incident?

- Again, not my fault. His bad luck.

- Seenu!

If I don't get my money back then

you are gonna have bad luck!

Sait, how can I run away

leaving such a huge mansion?

Stop it!

Stop talking like you own this.

A 100 years ago someone

leased it for rent.

Lease is over and the owner hasn't turned

up. Hence you are taking advantage of it.

Do you think, I don't

know all this?

Seenu, let me be clear! I need the

interest and principle in a week's time.

Or else I'm gonna

unleash hell here!

Does he think that I'm a dummy?

- What was that chief?

- Forget him. This is not new.

The groom's family is coming today evening to

meet my sister. Lots of work pending. Come on!

Finally, at least this...

Phew! Thank god! I might

have just fallen off.

- Thank you and namaste teacher.

- We are done for today. See you all tomorrow.

Damn! I keep missing her face.

Hi.

Your behavior seems fishy.

Vacate at once!

Return my advance and

I'll be on my way.

You may stay but the

damage charges are you.

Get lost you pothead!

How dare he ask me to

return the advance?

Only one room is available.

Please forgive me. No more rooms.

- No! No! I need an extra room.

- Told you. No more rooms.

Why are you shouting at him?

Sir, since its the auspicious no moon

day, there are no more rooms available.

He was asking us both to adjust in one

room. Hence, I was asking for extra room.

We are gonna finish our work and leave

in the morning. One room is fine.

- Sir but today is no moon day.

- Who cares its no moon day or yes moon day! Idiot!

No moon day!

Chief, the groom and

family are here.

- Looks like a good place.

- Indeed.

Welcome. Welcome.

Chief,

everyone from the groom's

family looks graceful but...

that guy alone looks like owl

who is making a dog face.

Who's that?

He is the groom!

- Greetings.

- Greetings, welcome!

- Hello.

- Bhavani, where is Hema?

She said, she'll park

the car and come.

Let me go and check.

You guys get in. I'll go check.

- Come on.

- Please go inside.

Hit it!

Mom!

Hello.

I'm very very very happy!

- Thank you.

- Its ok.

I'm the bride's elder brother.

Seenu. Seenivasan.

Hi. I'm the groom's younger sister

I know. You are Hema.

Indeed. Please come in.

What a beautiful sister

that frog face has!

Excuse me hotel boy!

- What?

- The tap's gone dry. No water.

The Ganga river is right behind.

Go take bath there.

- I regret coming here!

- Go bath!

Who cares if he

takes bath or not?

We own 20 boats.

My son and daughter work as guides

and take good care of the visitors.

I see.

So do you own this

mansion business alone?

Well, my grandson doesn't find

time to manage this one itself.

You guys have maintained it well.

Doesn't look old at all.

Hear that? We never

maintained it at all!

Ever since it was taken on lease,

this place was never cleaned.

Stand in a place for more that 1/2 an hour

and one might get affected with asthma.

Its that dirty.

You! Just forget it!

Oh come on! Don't feel so shy.

Chief, why are you looking at your sister

like you are seeing her for the first time?

Puli, I'm not looking

at my sister.

I'm looking the groom's sister.

Chief!

Looking at my sister?

Boss, sit down. You are blocking my view.

No, I'm staring at you?

Sorry groom. Have a seat.

How about some masala coffee?

Attaboy! Go get the

masala coffee.

Whoa!

My daughter saw you clearing off the

pumpkins on the road to prevent accidents.

Our whole family was impressed

with this character of yours.

Well you can see this character

on every no moon day.

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