Kalakalappu 2 Page #3

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Dear sister in law,

why are you so quiet?

Do something and

impress my brother.

What do you think I should do?

Anything. Sing

a song or dance.

I hope you can.

I learnt all that during childhood.

I have lost touch.

Oh! Starting trouble?

Fine, I'll start and you join me.

Krishna...

Mukundha...

Murari...

Krishna...Mukundha...Murari...

Oh Lord Krishna...Mukundha...Murari...

The hero of the masses

and the most merciful...

Admirer of the flowers... Gopala.

For the first time in my life, I'm

awestruck by the beauty of a girl.

For the first time ever,

I feel my heart melting.

I feel like I'm on

cloud 9, yet here I am.

I hope this crush ain't

just a passing cloud.

Like the mirror, I just can't lie

but open my heart and show my love.

And what do I do to get a

response from you, oh my love!

Krishna...Mukundha...Murari...

Oh Lord Krishna...Mukundha...Murari...

I'm the groom! Serve me first.

You!

Hello!

Seenu! I asked you to serve me!

Oh my dear, oh darling my heart beats

for you, so don't make me so desperate.

Stop moving here and there. I want

your love because I just can't wait.

I just can't get enough

of you, oh my love.

So give me your love,

I need it right now!

Can't you see that I

am yearning for you?

Can't you see that I love you? Give me your

love and I promise I'll always be true.

Excuse me. Can I talk

to you in person?

Krishna...Mukundha...Murari...

Krishna...Mukundha...Murari...

Krishna...Mukundha...Murari...

Oh Lord Krishna...Mukundha...Murari...

The hero of the masses

and the most merciful...

Admirer of the flowers... Gopala.

I don't like this groom.

What do you mean, Janu?

I said, I don't like this groom.

We arranged everything only after you

confirmed that you liked the groom. Isn't it?

Then why did you

change your mind?

It wasn't my decision.

Then?

You appear quite smart to me.

Also cute.

And when you laugh, you

look very beautiful.

Thanks.

But you got no brains at all!

How did you ever

agree to marry me?

This family life

will never suit me.

What do you mean?

Do you know what's a Kudeleni?

Who is that? Your girlfriend?

Oh! Pardon me Oh Lord Shiva!

Kudeleni is a kind of power.

My aim to master it

and become a sage.

Then why did you come

here to meet me?

Not my decision. My

family members forced me.

I came here on a condition that if this

doesn't work out then I'll become a sage.

Now, if I tell them that I don't like

you, they won't accept thinking I'm lying.

So, please you tell everyone

that you don't like me.

Why don't you quit the lovey dovey stuff

and join me in attaining spirituality?

Both of us shall try

mastering Kudeleni together.

Why do you feel bad for all this?

Well, missed the sister.

What?

I mean, my sister

missed a good alliance.

Forget it. We'll find

someone else for me.

Are there no other grooms out there?

Start looking for a new groom.

Its not that easy!

You'll never know!

You!

Whoa!

What is he up to?

Stop hitting me!

Save me!

Save me!

Help!

My hand! My hand!

You! My fingers! My fingers!

Look here, try to buy the cheapest vegetables

from the market and learn to cook them.

I can't become the scapegoat

for you too learn cooking.

Excuse me. I need to talk to you.

Are you in your senses?

Why? What's wrong?

My brother wants to become a sage

to prove a point and nothing else.

He actually likes your sister a lot.

So what?

So, if your sister tries

to mingle with him...

we shall change his mind.

Do you think my

family is so cheap?

I run a lodge and nothing else.

Stop showing off or

else she'll leave.

- Let her. I don't care.

- I know you have a crush on her.

So you better accept.

And both our lives

will be settled.

- On whose team are you?

- Come on!

How long will I keep

pumpkins off the road?

Do you have any idea, how hard it is find a

husband who would fall at his wife's feet.

Please. Talk to her and seal the deal.

I came with this request because

everyone at home likes your sister.

Sorry, if you aren't

interested then lets chuck it.

Well no, no. I mean its a no.

Yet since you are compelling so much,

I shall talk to her and convince her.

- We are fine with it.

- Super!

Lets get into action right away.

Ok.

- Tasildar?

- That way.

Where are the FR files?

Its on the table.

Hello!

What are you doing here?

Didn't expect to see you here.

Nice Saree. Super!

Whoa! Why are you sitting

on the tasildar's chair?

Get up before he comes

and scolds you.

I am the tasildar!

You are the tasildar?

I thought you were a dance teacher.

Job is for my career and

Dance is my passion.

What do you want?

Well, I came to Kasi in search

of my ancestral property.

There are no documents

to support it.

The name of the place and

family details are in this.

- Here. Take it.

- Leave it there and leave.

- I shall search and find out.

- Should I leave right away?

Guess, you might stay

here if allowed to.

Whoa! Never seen such a hot tasildar!

- What?

- No what...I said hot!

Its so hot in here, is that why

you get furious too quickly?

- Do you want the documents or not?

- I want.

Up! Out!

Uh-oh!

Ji, thank you for taking me

around Kasi at this night hour.

Why do you sound so upset

while telling that?

Oh come on. I'm not so lucky

for anything to happen.

A jobless dad and weak mom.

Amidst all these I took a loan

from bank to start my business...

a doofus stole it

from and ran away.

Ji, life has ups and downs.

Not advising. Take

me for example.

I have a sister who is at the

brim of marriage and my grandma.

Then I have got an

very old mansion.

I borrowed some money from Sait to fix the

mansion and a fraud stole that money from me.

Yet, I didn't give up.

Life is all about moving on

and on to the next stage.

- Well, that reminds me of something.

- What is it?

Nothing ji. I have

to send a love text.

So, this is what they call

making love during war?

Ji, in order to impress my sister's groom,

I'm messaging from her mobile to his.

But your excitement doesn't look like you

are doing this to impress the groom.

Oh, come on ji.

Hi.

Uh-oh! A text from

sister-in-law.

And this useless fellow

is already asleep.

Let me manage it.

Hi.

Wow!

Ji, he has replied

back with a 'Hi'

Super ji.

What are you doing?

Are you upset with me?

Whoa! Look at that. He creates all the

ruckus and now asks 'Are you upset with me?'

Ji...

reply him saying "How can I get

upset on you, you Bubbly face!'

Bubbly face? This fellow?

Are you serious?

He asks "Are you serious?"

Now watch me reply

with a big fat lie.

The first time I ever

lied in my life was...

when I said that I didn't like you.

Do you wanna meet this

Bubbly face again?

- Will I get a chance?

- Awesome ji!

I'll be in my boat tomorrow, out

for a trip with some foreigners.

Please do join me.

My trip has already begun.

Whoa! Superb ji!

Well, its all set for you.

I bit him. I bit him.

You?

Oh my god!

He will need 20 more shots.

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