Kalakalappu 2 Page #4

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What is the doctor saying?

He thought it was a monkey bite

and said you will need 10 shots.

But when I told him that it was me,

he says you will need 20 shots.

Why did you do this to me?

Not my fault, sir.Right from my childhood,

I get possessed during no moon days.

Even I don't know what crazy thing

I end up doing for five minutes.

I thrash the person

who is next to me.

That is why I requested you to book

separate rooms but you refused.

You! But you never explained

me these details.

Sir, call for you.

Call for me? Give it to me...

Hello?

Coming Wednesday

morning 10 O clock...

He will come to the banks

across Manikarnika.

You too reach there

with the money.

Ok sir.

Finish the work in

a smooth manner.

Ok sir.

- Why do you sound different?

- Its nothing, sir.

I'll call you once

the work is done.

- All the best ji.

- Thank you ji.

Have a nice day. We'll

meet in the evening.

Seenu! Seenu!

Hey Ice!

He went in looking for you, to collect

the document. Let me call him.

Instead you could

dig your own grave.

What?

Based on the details he gave

me, I dug out the documents.

He is the rightful

owner of your mansion.

- Are you serious?

- Yes. The records are pretty clear.

I must hand him the documents.

I leave it to you guys.

Hey Ice...Just a minute.

Please don't do that.

My sister's marriage is on

the verge of getting fixed.

If we lose the mansion

at this hour...

- everything will be over.

- So what?

Just tell him that it'll take

some time to get the documents.

By then I'll get done with

my sister's marriage.

- Yeah right!

- Well, Ice...

The groom sent romantic texts.

At this pace, everything should be

finalized and done in one week.

Look here, he can't order

you to vacate immediately.

You file a case in the court. A civil

case and you can drag it for years.

No way. No matter what,

he is the rightful owner.

Honestly, I am the

one who must vacate.

But its my situation that's

forcing me to do so.

All I'm requesting you is to delay it

till my sister's marriage is over.

Post that, I shall

myself go tell him.

Until then please manage him.

Please.

Excuse me.

- There you are. I was looking for you all over.

- Please. Don't tell him.

What's the update on my documents?

- Well, that...

- Please don't!

Its quite an old record. We

gotta search it manually.

It'll take some time.

Excuse me, some time? How long?

I can't give you

the exact details.

How can she say like that?

Well, her decision is the final.

You do one thing. Leave

back to Chennai.

I'll give you a call once

the documents are found.

You can come collect

it at your leisure.

Ji, I know how to get the

documents within three days.

How is that, ji?

What else could it be?

Obviously by wooing her.

What?

Indeed ji. I fell for

her at the first sight.

I thought I shall propose her

after I get the documents.

Now it looks like I must propose

her to get those documents.

Why did you stop? Drive. Let's go.

Guess, I'm the one who must go.

What was that, ji?

Nothing. I said I'm starting.

The auditor will be here in 1/2 an hour.

Everything is ready?

Sir, the bag is full of paper.

Someone stole the money.

Its me, who took it all.

Sir!

I earned only a name for

being an honest officer.

But I never made any big money.

And in two months

I'm gonna retire.

I'm not a fool to let

go of this opportunity.

What will you answer

to the minister?

All he requires is the

laptop and not the auditor.

We'll finish him off as

soon as he arrives and...

handover the laptop

to the minister.

Yet, I am scared.

I have set my eyes on

an estate in Kerala.

If you follow my orders...

then right next to

that guest house...

I shall build you an outhouse.

Oe else you will face the

same plight as the auditor.

Sir, as your wish.

I'm your trustworthy slave.

Hello.

I have boarded the boat.

Where are you?

I'm waiting at the

banks across.

The boat is about to start.

I'll be there soon.

- Pacha.

- Yes sir?

- Ask the driver to start the boat.

- Ok sir.

Oh Lord!

Look how cute he has

turned up to propose you.

Now, go.

Ask the driver to

follow that boat.

I said right, why is

he moving to the left?

Oh my god!

Where is the boat driver?

Since we are here to murder, I didn't let

him join. We don't want any witness.

Do you know how to ride a boat?

Its simple. Just gotta pull this cable

and adjust the lever accordingly.

Will it work?

Watch me!

Stop it!

I'm feeling dizzy!

Stop the boat!

You! You! Take your

hands of the lever!

Sir, its stuck! I am

unable to move it.

Oh my god! I don't

even know how to swim!

- Hi railway officer, welcome to my boat.

- What?

Welcome to my boat.

Welcome to my boat...

You? You are not

welcome to my boat.

Who do you think you are? Does

she appear a fool to you?

- You texted her last night to come here and now you do this!

- What?

I texted her? Are you sure

it was my handwriting?

Handwriting? Duh!

Do I look like a joker to you?

Seenu! Sorry. Sorry. Please.

How dare he talk like that?

- Come with me.

- He is doing too much.

- I'm really sorry.

- I didn't text you at all.

I don't even have his number.

I drink my milk and go to bed by

8 pm and wake up the next day.

Its not his fault.

He dozed off and I was the one

who replied instead of him.

You?

Your sister would have been

excited to message him.

Poor girl.

No way. Nothing like that.

She went to bed by 6 pm itself.

It was me texting

instead of her.

- Made for each other!

- Whoa! Indeed!

Both of them are sleepy heads!

Oh, you meant them.

Take your hands off the lever!

Can't you just obey my orders?

I am BP patient! A BP patient.

What are they doing?

There!

I don't get it.

Sorry. The boat was shaking.

Saw that? Now, do it.

It's a quality tea with

cardamom and foam.

All you need is a bubbly person and both

you and your brother will try wooing them!

Even my kudelenis feel my anger!

Uh-oh! Oh my god!

My pressure is high!

A murderer's life seems to be more thrilling

than a policeman's life. Isn't it sir?

I feel dizzy. Give me some water.

Why worry when the whole

Ganga river is around us?

Here, drink.

You are incurring too

much damage on me.

Its a pleasure to have you

around (sarcastic tone)

Well, my mom used to

say the same thing.

When ever she cooks my favorite fritters,

I steal them and eat them all.

But she never scolded me for it.

She always praised me.

You didn't understand the concept

of sarcasm then and now!

There goes the boat. Now, drive!

Yes sir!

Slow down!

Believe me! I have

no control over it.

Apply the brake!

This ain't a bike

to apply brakes!

Kindly adjust and shoot him sir.

Hey guys! Look at that boat!

Everyone's looking at us.

Act normal!

Whoa! Looks like they are

applauding my driving skills!

Even the guy we are suppose to

murder is applauding at us!

You embarrass me you fool!

Fool! Now, turn the boat.

Here you go!

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