Kaminey Page #3

I don't want to marry

that builder's wretched son.

At least you should've

supported me.

- I'll speak to chief...

- Back off!

You...

Get the car keys. Move it!

To hell with the polictics...

that builder's son...

To hell with brother!

I'll talk to him...

Douse the fire!

They're getting away!

Awesome! Killer stuff!

Where did you get it from?

How much do I get?

How much do you want?

Ten!

You got it!

Lakhs!

For one packet?

A hundred packets!

A hundred!

You created a ruckus at

the hotel, didn't you?

I told you to leave immediately.

Leaving wouldn't have helped.

Opportunity came

knocking and I grabbed it!

Lady luck smiled on me!

A hundred packets of...

cocaine!

- And they belong to?

Us!

What will you do with ten lakhs?

I'll become a bookie.

You bloody scoundrel!

Open your mouth

- ha ha ha!

No...

- With a hundred

packets we'll make enough...

- to own the entire racecourse!

And then!

Spain... France...

Miami... Copacabana...

Psychedelic Trance! Dude!

Come on!

Let's rock!

Shake the booty!

Come, let's wring our hearts

Smash the pot of the night

Come, let's pry out some good luck

Let's break into the vault

Tiny sprouts of leafy cress,

and oil from oilman's press

Life is nothing but money's play

Let's have a face-off

on the roads tonight

Step out Life is a one way

All you get is one chance

Nothing ahead but thin air

And the romance lasts

till the breath does

This is what they say

This is what we hear

Whosoever surges ahead

Never does come back

Come, let's wring tomorrow

Smash the pot of the night

Come, let's pry out some good luck

Tonight, let's break into the vault

Tiny sprouts of leafy cress,

and oil from oilman's press

Life is nothing but money's play

Let's have a face-off

on the roads tonight

Looks like an amateur crook.

The revolver, money,

everything is still here.

Is anything missing?

This time lets play such a game

That the ocean walks

over the bridge

Then whether you

walk on the bridge or l

The city will stay under our feet

Somewhere the news are grave

Somewhere there are just graves

Hush! Let's not wake up the dead

Come, let's wring our hearts

Smash the pot of the night

Come, let's pry out some good luck

Let's break into the vault

Dhan te nan...!

I've got the tickets and passports.

Go and freshen up soon!

I'll get the first-aid box.

Hurry up!

- We will miss the flight!

What is wrong with you?

What's wrong?

I almost flunked

in the sixth grade.

What?

We sat on the same bench.

Both of us.

Who both?

Sabiha and l.

Sabiha Laeek Ahmed.

I was in love with her.

She loved hearing s...

stories from me.

Champak, Nandan...

Bela Bahadur... comics.

Then one day I realised...

it wasn't the stories she loved.

It was my fumbling

that made her laugh.

Once I caught her...

imitating me.

Gh... gh... gh.

That's when I realised that...

not only do I stammer...

but I'm a duffer too.

Listen...

you can narrate the rest

at the a... a... aiirp...

Just remembered, didn't you?

The stammer?

What happened back

there at the war zone?

Forgot your cues?

Why pull this farce on me?

How many more lies?

- Every lie had an honest intention...

- Another lie!

- We'll miss our flight...

- What's the hurry?

Let's get to know

each other better.

I'm your wife.

That's a lie!

You are Bhope's sister!

- I'm carrying your child. - Really?

Are you sure it's mine?

I'll kill you!

- Cheater!

You'll die soon!

As if you'll live forever!

- How about I slit your throat?

Do you know the stuff's worth?

Ten crores!

Crores?

The stuff is worth ten crores!?

Yeah man! Ten crores!

At least.

Go on darling...

get the stuff, quick!

I'll set up some deals till then.

Now get going!

Ten!!! Arsehole!

- I'll be back in five.

- Make it quick!

Hello... big bro...

Staying alive...

Staying alive...

- Stop behaving like the

bride and lend me a hand!

Please come in Mr Sharma.

- Sorry... we barged in unannounced!

We waited outside for a while...

but we were hungry...

so we came in, hoping to

find something to eat.

Nothing beats fresh

burgers on a rainy day!

Please have a seat.

- To tell you the truth...

we are looking for the groom.

Excuse me?

- Guddu.

How many brothers are you?

Two.

If you were three...

would you parade me naked?

What do you do?

- Builder, chief... Body builder!

Wow Mr Sharma...

I'm impressed!

Do you have a sister?

I have one.

Your brother screwed her.

And now they're getting married.

Weren't you invited?

Doesn't matter now...

neither was l.

Where can we find him?

It's been three years since...

I saw his shitty face.

I swear!

Right now...

I need to take care of

something important.

- I'll call you once

I hear from him.

- Can I have your fell number?

What's he saying?

Which number?

Fell.

Mobile.

Do you lisp?

Not really... I pronounce S as F...

If not as F, will

you pronounce it as L?

- What about your brother?

Does he lisp as well?

He stammers.

- One lisps and...

- the other stammers!

- Where is he?

- He is inside. But

there is some confusion.

This way.

I'm tired of repeating myself.

You can't keep me here,

without a warrant.

- This is against the law.

- Against the law?

- We'll take it from here.

Thank you. - Sir?

Didn't you hear him?

Get moving. Now!

The law does not p... p...

permit this?

So you're the lawmaker now?

There has been a misunders...

s... s...

Here... have a seat.

Sit down!

I... I...

I'm not who you th... th...

think I am.

And who is that?

I'm not Ch... Ch... Ch...

Chimpanzee!

That's what we are!

- Where's the guitar?

What gui... gui...

This is going to take all night!

Why don't you sing something?

Sing?

- What? - A song!

Can't get it started.

- Water might have

seeped in. - Take your time!

Have you ever met him?

- No. - Good for you.

You've been lucky!

He brings misfortune!

There could be no worse omen...

than to see his shitty face.

You mentioned him and

my phone conked out!

What's going on here?

I'm out in the rain cracking deals...

and you're chilling in here!

Mikhail, I'll be out

with you in a bit!

Hold on...

- Something smells fishy!

Hey you...

- Are you giving my

brother a hard time?

Chief, hold on to your pants!

The third brother is here!

You don't get it,

Mikhail. He is Chief Bhope.

- Chief... who? - Chief Bhope!

- You should leave. - So?

I'm Chief Tope!

Chief Tope, Chief Bhope,

Chief Chief Bhope Tope...

Chief Bhope Chief Tope...

Bhope Tope Chief Tope Bhope Chief...

Bhope Tope Boom!

- The stuff has been sold.

- So kindly leave.

Or I'll pluck out your

chilli and two nuts...

and pawn them at the

traffic signal. Got it!?

- You still don't get it!

- No, no... hold it!

- He gets everything!

- Chief Tope, this way...

- Watch it!

You're a great man.

I bow down to...

the dude of this century!

Why don't you have a seat,

please...

A burger... quick!

We are two brothers...

Identical twins...

thus we look the same.

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