Kaminey Page #4

Synopsis: Guddu and Charlie are identical twins born and raised in the slums of Mumbai. They dream of leaving the squalor behind and moving into a life of prosperity and dignity. Though they look alike, the two are as different as chalk and cheese: one lisps while the other stammers; one is an honest, diligent social worker while the other hedges bets at a racecourse. The brothers want nothing to do with each other, but when Charlie gets mixed up in a deadly get-rich-quick scheme and Guddu realizes that the love of his life has unwittingly put a price on his head, their lives begin to collide. Faced with rogue politicians, drug dealers and crooked cops, they uncover a sinister plot laid out by the 'political-police-underworld' nexus. Their stories finally converge to a point when they realize they only have each other.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Vishal Bhardwaj
Production: UTV Communications
  2 wins & 18 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Year:
2009
130 min
366 Views


Brother...

you are great!

- Doesn't stammer while singing.

- Go on...

Listen, he...

Keep singing.

He's an arsehole...

A bloody scoundrel...

He does the deed...

And I pay the price...

Always been so.

If each of your fingers...

is worth a crore...

Then five fingers...

would be worth how much more?

- How much?

Five...

Ten...

With your ten excuses

you stole my heart away...

Arsehole!

Kiddo!!

There is powder worth

ten crores in the guitar.

If we don't get it back,

we are dead.

And so are you!

That's my br... br... brother...

Cha... Charlie's ph... ph... photo.

I'm Gu... Guddu.

- Here's your burger!

What deal were you talking about?

- None of your business!

- Alright...

- at least tell me its worth.

I haven't plucked your stuff yet.

How can I sell it?

Will this chilli do?

Or should I pluck the real one out?

- The phone is working now.

Mikhail... wait outside...

I'll join you.

Why are you winking at me?

Why should I leave?

They should be the ones leaving.

It's time you and

your circus troupe left.

Circus troupe?

Or I may have to stuff the chilli.

- As in? - You know what we do...

when a horse refuses to run?

We stuff the chilli up the horse!

How it takes off then...

Tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok.

Later on...

to catch up with it...

- the jockey sticks

two up his own! - Two?

Zip zap zip zap zip zap.

- Our way of dealing with...

Iaggards is a little different.

We don't try to make them run.

We just blow them off.

Mikhail...

Call him! Your cell...

Call now!

I know he's inside,

please let me meet him.

- It's not allowed. The

interrogation is still on.

Why not? What's his crime?

We'll drop him home

after the interrogation.

I'll report this to the media!

- Remember the

Rehman-ur-Rehman case? - Very well.

- The Police Commissioner

got transferred! - Like I care!

I'll make sure you lose your job!

Go and do as you wish!

I'm not going anywhere!

Arrest me as well.

- Patil! Send

lnspector Manju over here.

- Fine, we'll arrest you as well.

My husband is in there, let me go...

- Stop her! - Guddu... Guddu...

- I swear I don't have it.

- Where is it?

- Don't you understand?

- Please listen...

- What is this ruckus?

Prateek, what's going on?

She forced her way in.

I beg you to let him go.

- She is his wife... - Whose wife?

- Please leave my foot.

Calm her down!

- He is innocent. - Okay...

- Sir, please... - Alright!

- Yes, Charlie is with me.

- She's my sister.

Treat her with respect!

Put Shinde on the line...

Shinde...

Prateek...

Go and prepare the Nagpal

Case report.

- But Sir... - Get going!

We are in a war like situation.

That too, it's a biological war.

And your brother is

on the enemies' side.

The cocaine belongs to the

government, belongs to us...

and he has stolen that.

So sad, isn't it?

Mr Sharma, by this time

tomorrow you'll be in Barabanki.

- Mumbai police! Everyone out!

- This way please.

Please alight the train.

Ma'am, you too... soon.

- Out... everyone.

- Please cooperate with us.

- Relax...

This is for you.

Now you'll be free

of Bhope's clutches.

Please have a seat.

Finally!

Please eat something!

You haven't eaten a thing.

Don't vent your anger

on this poor burger.

You wouldn't even look at me.

Do you remember?

- If I didn't pretend to stammer...

- you wouldn't have spoken to me.

- Stuck in your own shell...

- aloof from the rest of the world.

I left everything behind for you.

And all those things you said to me!

Please forgive me.

If it weren't for you...

I wouldn't have gone

for the speech therapy.

See...

I don't get stuck on S anymore.

I agree I'm a psy... psy...

Psycho!

No, a psycho's husband!

Move it... clear it...

Damn it! Answer the phone!

- Where are you?

- We talked about five people,

I can see six.

So shoot one down...

but where are you?

- Behind you.

The exchange will

happen in our compartment...

- at the next stop.

- Where's Charlie? - Charlie...

Don't do this.

- Killing me won't help you.

- And keeping you alive will?

- I'll give you one

crore rupees. - That's it?

One and half.

Two... two and half...

You lisping jerk!

Had you told me

about your deal then...

I could've let you go.

Now you can screw yourself.

If you ever talk to

me like that again...

I'll kill myself. I swear!

Never again!

I swear on our little girl.

Not a girl, a boy!

- Girl... - Boy...

- A girl! - No, a boy!

Rise and shine...

- Are we there already? - Yes,

this is your last stop.

- Come on. - What's the problem?

- Five crores... five!

Brother...

- Six crores!

I'll be damned!

It's Thomson and Thompson!!

- If anybody tries to

act smart, I'll shoot her!

- Put the gun down.

- Don't shoot her.

- Save me. - Leave my sister!

- I'll kill you!

- Stop the train.

- Pull the chain! Now!

- Do as I say. - I won't spare you!

Pull the bloody chain!

- Where is it?

- Where have you hidden the guitar?

- Spit it out!

- We are stuck at Panvel

for the last two hours.

- It's been pouring here.

- I'm not lying, Afghanibhai.

- All the roads are blocked!

- Tell me when!

- It's not possible!

It could take hours.

- We haven't slept at all.

Shall I sing a lullaby?

Tell me, should l?

Tell him to call on

reaching the jetty.

- Listen carefully...

- call as soon as you reach Mumbai.

- One...

- two...

Three... four... five... six...

seven... eight... nine... ten!

Shoot! Go on shoot!!

Can't do it, can you?

Our lives are trapped

in that guitar case.

Once you lay your hands on it...

you'll shoot me without blinking!

Lower your gun and...

call your boss.

Now!

- You want to talk to

the boss, huh?

The car is stuck,

can you take a look?

"Call the boss!"

It's a bloody movie or what!

- Come back now... Iittle more.

Move forward now.

- Accelerate... - Tell me when.

Put it in reverse now.

- Keep going.

- What happened?

You're shot! How did this happen?

- The car skidded...

I didn't see...

- I'm sorry...

Let's get you up... please...

try getting up...

No!

- Take grandma inside...

- and Sweety as well.

No, I won't.

I'll sit right here...

with my husband.

- Shameless fool!

Putting me through this hell.

- What are you staring at?

Lower your eyes.

Is this your culture?

- To lure innocent

girls and screw them!

- When did you arrive here?

- Here in Bombay? - Mumbai!

I was born here.

But father arrived in B...

Bombay in 1984.

Mumbai!

It was called Bombay back then.

- Bastard! It was Mumbai

then and it is Mumbai now!

- You bloody migrants...

are chewing the city

hollow like termites!

The city is bursting

at it's seams...

and you people swarm

in like flies!

To rob our share of the pie.

My father used to say that...

we are like sugar added to milk.

- If we leave,

the milk won't lessen but...

will turn bland.

- How thoughtful!

The chief has diabetes.

What do we do with him?

Listen...

- I understand your

love for each other.

I got a vibe in the train.

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