Kappal Page #3

---

No, no, no. Hereafter, you should target only rich giris.

Have you ever noticed giris who come in a BMW or an Audi?

You may not have noticed.

You would have left it thinking it is out of your league.

But only for those giris,expectation is very low.

Touch them, and they will fall for you!

Language and communication is very important.

Here, most people who speak in English dont know its grammar.

So, right or wrong, communicate in English.

Not one, but ten giris will follow you.

I shouldve met you 25 years ago, sir.

Its okay. Heres a pub entry coupon.

Youd find colourful chicks there.

Pick somebody of your taste. Enjoy your life.

Sorry, sir. Only couples allowed.

First you allow me in. I come with couples.

You can speak in Tamil.

You let me in first, and Ill come as a couple.

Rule is that you must come with a female.

You let me in, Ill come with a female.

No.

It's unfair, what if we dont have a girlfriend?

It doesnt matter if a guy who is single is alive or dead.

Give me some peanut fries..

Bro, didnt they let you in?

Um, no I came to buy some side dish.

Ill give you some peanuts, can you come inside with me?

- Hey, whos that - Funny guy

Hey, Vasanth. What happened?

Get up dude. Come on.

Wait, wait. Let me come.

Hes mixed multiple drinks together.

They say sticking to the same brand prevents headache.

Arent you coming inside?

Hes drunk. He cannot come inside.

- Thank you, Mr.? - Vasu, Vasu.

Yeah, Vasu, Vasu.

Shall we go inside?

Shall we go inside?

Me? You?

Come on, yeah!

Watch out.

Oh, it's him?

Mam, this guy?

Hey, dont touch him. Hes my guy.

You come, Vasu.

Careful. Hes dashing.

Watch out.

One screwdriver, please.

What happened? Is your car repaired?

No, man. Its cocktail; gin, vodka, rum, and music. Yay!

Savu

It's Vasu Vasu.

Ah, Vasu, Vasu What would you like to have?

Beer Kingfisher strong

Sorry, sir. We have only Corona, Budweiser and other hot drinks.

Any strong beer.

Whats your name?

Your name? Name?

- Deepika! - Nice name.

Thanks.

The guy who puked outside, is he your lover?

No, no. Hes just my friend.

Oh, okay.

Can we be friends?

Were already friends.

Then, can you give me your phone number?

Yeah, take it.

Yeah, take it 9965#####

Okay, your house address?

Okay!

Vasu, can you get me one more shot?

Okay.

Here

Oh, thank you, Vasu. I love you so much.

You love me?

Love me?

Hi, uncle.

Hello, Abhay.

- Is Deepika at home? - She hasnt woken up yet.

Heavy party last night is it?

No, uncle. I had milk rice and slept by 09:00 p.m.

Shes upstairs.

- Morning! - Hey, shut it.

Hes come this early to bug me.

Coffee?

Here, drink

- Sorry! - Its okay, its okay.

Deepika, Daddy has bought a new property in ECR.

Can we go and see it?

Huh, Im not coming.

Its okay. Can we go for a movie then?

Okay, then you tell me Shall we go elsewhere?

I have a small work at dads office. Why dont you go?

What about evening then?

Evening? Ah, I need to attend my friends wedding reception.

- Go away. Go away. - Hey, let me in.

Ill make you jobless, if you dont.

Security! Whats happening?

No idea madam, but hes quarreling to meet you.

Me? Ask him who he is.

I asked, madam. He says hes your boyfriend.

Deepika! Deepika!

Where did you go? You know what he did to me?

Who are you? What do you want?

Deepika! I, Vasu

Excuse me! Seriously, I dont know who you are.

I think youve come to the wrong address.

You dont remember? Im Vasu.

Get out!

You dont remember? You bought many drinks for me.

You hugged me and kissed me.

Im trapped.

She must be the 'Memento' man's sister. Shes forgotten everything

Ah, its him Hello!

Hi buddy, where are you?

Im at office, man.

Have you got settled in a job?

Its quite difficult. Ive started looking only from yesterday...

...it will set soon.

Dont stress, buddy. If it doesnt work, look for something else.

Hey, text me your address.

CEO is staring at me, Ill call you back.

Buddy, address?

Its okay.

I had tea and came back.

What the hell does he think of himself?

Hello, what do you want? Why are you sitting here?

Don't you remember who I am?

Look, you helped me at the pub so I was friendly to you.

Dont come home and disturb like this.

- What about our love? - What? Love?

You said, I love you.

- Are you new to the city? - Yeah, how did you find out?

Then what? Youve taken friendly comments on a serious note.

Friendly? But you told the pub guard that Im your guy.

That was again on a friendly note.

Friendly note, huh? Bro! This is my girl.

Is it? Perfect match! When is the wedding?

You saw? The word My guy indicates lover.

Huh! Okay. I told so by mistake. Sorry!

Hereafter, dont disturb me. Please leave.

Dear, we slept together last night.

What? When? How?

Got scared? I lied. You believed me right? April fool!

She slapped you?

Why are you laughing, sir?

Is that a big deal?

Theres a box under my bed. Go and bring it.

This is the one. Give.

Theyre all my assets.

You know who she is?

Poornima!

She did this to me in the middle of Nandanam area signal.

Idiot!

Theres another box under the computer table. Bring that.

Go, dude.

- You know who he is? - Sir?

Radhikas ex-boyfriend.

Hey, hes taken away my girl.

You can get slippered to finally get a nice girl.

You are a complete waste.

Shes our family friend and yet you cant win her heart?

What can I do, dad?

She keeps avoiding me if I get close to her.

Its not enough to get closer, you need to impress her.

Giris are not simple.

You need to find out what she likes and do some serious thinking.

You shouldnt bug her in the name of trying.

Ive tried a lot. She doesnt seem to budge.

Hes your friend right? You can directly ask him right?...

Why are you pestering me?

If I ask him, hell simply point to his daughter's opinion!

If she declines, everything will be wasted.

Then tell me about some other girl. She wont work out.

Fool! Its all business.

We need to look at improving our business.

Think. Think well about how to get her.

By the time you think, another guy will get her!

Hi, whats up? Are you going to hunt?

Hey, wont you understand?

Why are you following me now?

- Can I get some venison? - What?

Then what? That love matter

Are you mad or something?

That slap isnt enough?

Oh, that day you slapped me when I wasnt aware.

Try slapping me today!

"You can get slippered to finally get a nice girl."

I know such incidents will happen.

Thats why Ive come with a glucose packet.

Come on, hit me how much ever you want.

Here, this side Hit me

Why are you torturing me?

You didnt get any other girl in this city?

No, I didnt get!

Only you put your arms around me and said Im your guy.

Said I love you and got me drinks.

Who should I search for?

Oh, thats why you are behind me?

Now listen, I hate you.I dont like you.

Look for someone else!

Deepika, let me also come hunting with you.

Ive hunted some chameleons in my village.

Please consider.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes