Kappal Page #4

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Oops, its gone

You could join a tribal group and get trained.

Not a single right shot!

Are you going to get ready or not?

No, I wont.

Ill tear you apart if you dont, rascal.

Dont keep yelling at our son always.

You drink this milk, dear.

I dont want to get married now.

You wont listen to me this way.

Youll hit me? You need to hit my friends as well.

We took this decisin together.

Ill slipper you all. Call them.

What Venky? Attending a wedding?

No, Im going to see a girl.

- For who? - For me.

What? For you?

You forgot about our policy?

We wont agree.

I refused but my dad is trying to hit me.

You guys come and tell him.

No, we cant come.

All of you get inside the car.

Where to, uncle?

We are all going to see a match for Venky.

No, uncle we are not coming. You go.

Hey Kalyanam, theyll give a good meal with vada and payasam.

Then okay!

No uncle, we are not dressed appropriately.

Thats okay. Come

- I want to use the bathroom. - Its okay. Come.

Lets start.

Let's go!

Theyll ask if you like the girl. Say you dont like her.

- Shall I say it now? - Idiot. Not now.

Tell after the girl comes.

We are all frustrated and you are eating savouries?

Frustration is with the girl, not with the savoury!

This is my daughter.

She looks very polite.

Give to the groom.

Please have some coffee.

Say you dont like her.

I dont like this.

The groom doesnt like coffee it seems.

He drinks only milk.

You want some milk? Certainly! All yours!

Look at his hurry.

Hey, the girl has gone inside. How will you tell now?

What, my son-in-law? Do you like the girl?

I dont like her.

What did you say? You dont like the girl?

What happened, dear groom? You arent saying anything

I want to talk separately to the girl.

Go and talk! All yours!

Dont keep dragging, okay?

Just tell her that you like her sister instead.

But she doesnt have a sister.

Then say you like her mother!

What is he doing inside?

So long to say that he doesnt like her?

Wait, let me peep through the window.

Dont touch my savoury, okay?

Oh my god! What have you done?

Is this why we came here for?

He cheated and went away from us!

What are you saying? Hey Venky, open the door.

Look what he is doing.

- What are you doing? Leave her. - No, I wont leave her.

- Leave her. - No, I wont.

Groom is in a hurry!

Lets have the wedding on the next auspicious day.

The half-crazy guy. Oh god.

Hey, darling!

Oh, here comes the completely crazy one.

Hey, wait. Where are you running? Stop.

- Sorry! - Hey, Deepika.

- Shopping? - Yeah, what about you?

Im planning to go for a movie. Coming?

- Yeah, Ill come. - Really? Yes!

Excuse me, please.

- Which movie? - The same show that girl going.

Sorry, sir. They have purchased all the tickets.

Do you know Mayiladudurai Mani Shankar Iyer?

Mani Shankar Iyer? You can see the manager, sir.

- So you dont know Mani Shankar Iyer? - I know only Director Shankar.

Boss, you have any extra ticket?

Sorry, boss. We purchased only black tickets.

What does he have that I dont?

Should close his chapter today.

Sorry, boss. Sorry! Can I buy you another one?

Take some time and wash. Dont hurry.

Popcorn?

I have seen a lot of movies of this hero.

Why is he doing the same thing again?

True or false Fill in the blanks

Hey, nobody can do this in real life. Why do they show it in movies?

Same feelings.

- Whats the name of this guy? - This is the Rambo guy.

Tamil actor Surya.

Hey, what is he actually saying?

Actually

What? You? Wheres Abhay?

Hey, darling!

Deepika! Somebody spoiled my shirt.

- Okay, see you later. - What about the movie?

I dont like it.

Thats a winner. Thank you!

- How was my game? - Not bad.

Super, uncle!

Dad, ask him.

Wait.

Whats Deepika doing?

She finished MIB. Not sure about her future plans.

Abhay is taking care of our business.

Why dont you pull in Deepika into our business?

I dont know if she is interested in business now. Lets see.

Any marriage proposals?

Any idea about that?

- What is it? - Nothing, just asked.

Its okay. Tell me.

Abhay is interested in Deepika it seems.

Why dont we marry them away? Im also interested

Ill be very happy if your daughter becomes my daughter-in-law.

She appears to be very uninterested in these things now.

Give me some time. Let me talk to her.

If she agrees, then let them marry.

Who is Vasu here?

Why are you dumbstruck?

Vasu? Come in He is inside.

Please come.

- Sit down. Sir is taking bath. - Ask him to come soon.

Ill get some tea/coffee, sir.

Full of weird stuff... so...

Full of weird stuff... so...

Sir, who are you?

Can you come to the station?

You mean railway station? Radio station?

Play station or space station?

You think youre a 'Chitti' robo?

- Hello? - Hello, madam.

I've thrashed him but he says he doesn't know any Deepika.

Please come and see for yourself.

Sir, here it is

Madam! Come here

Ask for yourself, madam.

Sir, this is not the person I told about.

What are you saying, madam?

Only he was there at the address you gave.

Sorry sir, looks like some mistake.

Ive unfairly trashed an innocent person.

Hey #401, get a biryani and send him.

Sorry, sir.

vasu, they mistook me for you and trashed me severely.

Why did you do this, sir? You could have told the truth.

This is a sacrifice Im doing for your love!

You are a great person, sir.

Dont cry, son. Dont cry.

Let me tell you one thing, Vasu.

That girls eyes are filled with love. Dont leave her.

I wont leave her, sir.

Who is Vasu here?

Oh no, Vasu. My body wont bear any more.

That look doesnt help. Tell them that you are Vasu.

Its me.

Hey, hes here. Come.

Brother brother!

I know why you are all here.

This is a residential area. Can we move our stunt to a deserted place?

That would be very comfortable.

Hey, take this darling in our vehicle.

Get down and come.

Wait wait.

Its very usual to hit with a log pierce with a knife

slaughter with a sickle lets not have all that

Then how do we fight?

Lets use our mouth.

Do you want to bite each other?

- No. - Or spit at each other?

Lets fight by swearing at each other.

Lets see who wins!

Swear?

You are the one who swears at others.

But WE create offensive language! We are a university!

Are you ready or not?

Were ready!

There are only two rules!

1. You should not repeat the words.

2. You should not get angry.

Ready. Start music

Impoverished guys, its an uncouth fight,

Its kickass to curse and cuss!

Look, the buffalo shrieks in pain, and the ass shut its ears in agony.

Why blood-u same blood-u

Family total damage-u, dude.

Got tired? Now, let me start.

Im a bitter gourd and youre just a bottle gourd.

Im hot and spicy; youre slimy and slippery.

Impoverished guys, its an uncouth fight,

Its kickass to curse and cuss!

Look, the buffalo shrieks in pain, and the ass shut its ears in agony.

- Hey hey hey - You are disqualified. Get out.

Go!

Im swearing at you so badly. Arent you ashamed?

Heres a fierce, vicious, loner lion, And heres a crowd of piteous pigs,

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