Kappal Page #5

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Ill-nurtured, useless idiots, Let me make your head hurt,

You got no dignity, poise or pride? Your loincloth is flying up in the sky,

Well pop in some lemons Then shake and make lemonade.

Impoverished guys, its an uncouth fight,

Its kickass to curse and cuss!

Look, the buffalo shrieks in pain, and the ass shut its ears in agony.

Why blood-u same blood-u

Family total damage-u, dude.

Im hot and spicy; youre slimy and slippery.

Watch him assault the rogues, Sieving them black and blue.

Damned stunt for a dull dame, Ears are left bleeding to the abuses.

Why blood-u same blood-u

Family total damage-u, dude.

How can he demean us so badly?

He insulted my entire generation.

- Boss, your ears are bleeding. - What are you saying?

Okay, dont talk about this to anyone else.

We will lose our respect otherwise Start the car. Lets go.

Brother, greetings!

What are we going to do, Kanaga? Theres only 15 minutes left.

We need to stop this wedding by then

Im No. 1 in saving our friendship. Youre No. 2.

- What about me? - Youre No. 10.

How is that possible? After 2, it must be 3 right?

You know it right? Shut up and sit. I have a plan.

We are mixing dysentery tablets in the food.

No way. I wont agree.

- Hey, why did you break it? - If we mix this, how will we eat?

Dont worry, buddy. I have Plan B.

Look here, Venkys father is repeatedly standing up and sitting down.

Im going to pull the chair away when he sits.

Hes a heart patient so when he falls on the floor, hell die

The wedding will automatically stop.

Greetings! How are you? Please sit down.

- Sir, greetings! - Hope youre doing good.

Sir, greetings! Hope youre doing good.

Sit down, please.

Hey, Periasamy! Youve come

- Greetings, sir - Greetings

Either take the chair or leave it. What are you up to?

You deserve it

Shut up, guys. We have only five minutes.

Whats the next plan?

I have Plan C!

Oh no! Thali is missing

Check everywhere.

Dont get worried and tensed, people.

I have a spare 'Thali'.

The groom had some milk and got cleverer!

Proceed!

- Hello! - Hello, its me.

What happened? Have you completed the work?

- Hello? - Hello? Am I audible?

Hereafter, he wont come behind me right?

Hey, whats this? Looks like the speaker is not working.

Boss, I think its your speaker thats not working.

Sweetheart! Its me.

Its okay. Sit down. Let the respect be in the heart

- Order, mam? - One...

Two coffee, please.

- Hi - Tell me

- So You are in love with me? - Yes, hundred percent!

You wont leave me until I say okay?

Absolutely not. How is that possible?

Shall I hook you up with some other girl?

Will you leave me?

Im unable to tolerate, please.

Its my mistake.

Hereafter, I wont say, I love you even to my dad.

Forgive me, please.

I didnt fall in love because you said so.

I fell for you the moment you stepped out of your car

Just because Im coming behind you

Dont think that my love for you is time-pass.

Im in love with you very sincerely.

But Im not in love with you. What else is the solution?

You tell me.

Without knowing me, it's too early to refuse my proposal.

Spend some time with me for two to three days

Even then if you dont like me then I won't come behind you.

You are decently asking me for a date!

No no no. Im just asking for your company.

Hmmm Its working out

Hmmm.. You want only this petromax light?

After that if I dont like you, then you must leave.

Sure sure.

But how can I trust you?

Look at my eyes. Look at the truth in it.

Okay, fine.

Be ready tomorrow. Ill pick you up in the morning.

- Sir, your bill. - money money

- There you go.. - Sir, bill is Rs. 200.

Oh, this is your tip. Madam will pay your bill.

Idiot. How long Im waiting.

How long should I wait?

Whats the time? Be on time, else Ill just leave.

Hello hello, Im not coming!

What?

Yes, Ive found another girl so if you want to go, leave.

What?

Yes, Ive found someone better. Sorry. Dont mistake me!

Well remain as friends. Okay, take care. Bye.

Idiot!

Let me play now.

Sir, I left a nice chance by listening to you.

If she doesnt call me back, then you are in trouble.

Hey, you dont seem to know ladies psychology

Trust me, Im Ph.D. in that. Definitely, shell call you.

If she doesnt, would you give me one of your girlfriends?

Are you ready to get slippered in public?

Its her, sir!

Look how telepathy works! Talk, talk.

- Hello - Hello

Beyond measure, You took my breath away

Out loud in my ears, You expressed love.

Here and there, Dont push me away.

Dont shy away, Pinching my heart...

I slipped in your dimple

You swayed your arms And I rose

Like a bamboo forest I was set on fire

And with your kiss You pacified the fire

Beyond measure, You took my breath away

Out loud in my ears, You expressed love.

I crooned like a love-struck little crow

I entered your love nest,

Lets float in the sky, come,

Who did I ask to take this plunge?

Did I see you through my eyes?

Beyond measure, You took my breath away

Out loud in my ears, You expressed love.

Here and there, Dont push me away.

Dont shy away, Pinching my heart...

My love horoscope, I lost it,

A new figure, you unveiled,

My dominating sign, thats you,

A white paper, thats you, Let me add colour,

My wishes, let it rise.

- Whos this? - My mom.

She doesnt even know when I began adolescence.

Here and there, Dont push me away.

Dont shy away, Pinching my heart...

Hey, Vasu. Where are you, man?.

Why are you not answering the phone?

Whats the urgency, sir?

Hey, your friends have come looking for you.

Which friends, sir?

Those guys! Pancha Pandavas

Buddies!

When did you guys come?

Who is that girl?

Who? Which girl?

- For how long is this going on? - What? What is going on?

We know everything, dude.

I dont understand what you are saying.

You can never hide anything from us.

We saw you roaming with a girl.

Come on. Tell us the girls name.

Deepi

You got scared?

You got fooled. April fool!

Dude, look how hes sweating.

We were testing whether you are going behind giris again.

But you passed.

,Wheres Venky?

He died.

- What are you saying? - Yes. Three days back

What? Venky got married?

Why are you so excited about it?

Dude, he may not be very excited if we tell him the other news.

You know who Venkys wife is? Your ex-girlfriend Gayathri.

This expressin is perfect. What say?

Superb, dude!

Damn, stop it guys.

You know how many times we called you?

I didnt keep track, buddy.

Why didnt you answer the calls?

Sorry, dude. A project got approved on that day.

So, I couldnt answer phone calls.

If you had come, we couldve stopped the wedding.

Project is more important to you than friendship right?

Dude, your phone is ringing.

Hey, give it to me. Give it to me.

We are talking about such an important matter...

...and you are fidgeting with your phone.

Vasu, I love you.

Vasu, I love you.

Vasu, are you there?

Oh, you want some more?

Hey, you understand?

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