Kate and Leopold Page #10
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Charlie and Leopold continue through the park, Leopold lost
in thought. Charlie watches him in surprise. They walk on.
INT. DINING ROOM - NIGHT
Leopold talks animatedly. On the table -- Pumpkin pies, pizza
pies, and pot pies.
LEOPOLD:
I understand pumpkin pies, pizza
pies, and pot pies. But I wish someone
would explain Eskimo pies.
He eats a large spoonful of pudding. Kate and Charlie exchange
a worried look.
LEOPOLD:
You smoke Camel's, you wear Old
Spices, and you drink Mountains Dew.
It's revolting.
(to Kate)
The pudding tonight is excellent.
Another thing I've noticed, everyone
is in a great rush today. Instant
Oatmeal, Instant Coffee, Speed Stick,
Minute Maid. You'll find there's
much to be said for moderation and
languor.
He eats another spoonful.
LEOPOLD:
Mmmm. Is it tapioca?
KATE:
It's margarine.
LEOPOLD:
(taking the spoon out
of his mouth)
It's marvelous.
CHARLIE:
Well, I'm off.
KATE:
Me too. Work to do. Where are you
going?
CHARLIE:
I'm meeting everyone over at Caffeine.
It's this coffee house we go to.
KATE:
Say hello to Dennis for me.
LEOPOLD:
Who is that?
CHARLIE:
Dennis is this really good looking
friend of mine who doesn't know Kate's
alive because SHE doesn't know how
to flirt.
KATE:
As a rule I don't like to associate
with really good looking people. It
makes me feel really... I don't
know... Smart. But Dennis is a nice
guy.
CHARLIE:
And he always picks up the check.
LEOPOLD:
Sounds enjoyable. I shall join you.
CHARLIE:
What?
KATE:
That's a wonderful idea! Leopold
mentioned how he wanted to meet...
People of quality was it?
CHARLIE:
Ahhhhh?
LEOPOLD:
If you'd rather I didn't go...
KATE:
Nonsense! Charlie, you don't want to
hurt Leopold's feelings. He's going
to think you don't want him to go.
CHARLIE:
Oh it's not that. It's just that
it's sort of a vulgar crowd, is all.
I'm not sure you'd have such a good
time.
LEOPOLD:
A little ribald humor? I'm not as
big a stick in the mud as you might
think! I'd enjoy a gay night out,
kicking up my heels.
There is an awkward pause. Leopold is so enthusiastic and
sincere that despite a feeling of disaster Charlie relents.
CHARLIE:
Finish off your Parquet and we'll
go.
Charlie gives Kate a look of death as we:
CUT TO:
EXT. CAFFEINE - NIGHT
Charlie and Leopold approach Caffeine, a trendy coffee house.
Charlie looks in the window.
CHARLIE:
There they all are. Now one more
thing. Throw the words "like" and
"you know" into a sentence whenever
possible. It's how people talk today.
LEOPOLD:
Proper speech does not cease to exist
simply because it is ignored.
CHARLIE:
Please?
LEOPOLD:
Charles, you needn't fret. I have
the walk down pat. I will not give
myself away. Like.
CHARLIE:
(looking in the window)
Oh sh*t!
(correcting himself)
Shoot.
LEOPOLD:
What is it?
CHARLIE:
Patrice. See that girl? The blonde
one? She's so inconceivably hot.
INT. CAFFEINE - NIGHT
Patrice, a tall blonde sits at a large round table, talking.
She is very beautiful.
EXT. CAFFEINE - NIGHT
LEOPOLD:
She's very pretty.
CHARLIE:
She's mine.
LEOPOLD:
Congratulations.
CHARLIE:
Ok not exactly mine. But I saw her
first.
LEOPOLD:
I understand.
CHARLIE:
Okay. I guess we should go in. I
don't suppose we could tell everyone
you don't speak English?
LEOPOLD:
Of course not. Let's go inside.
Leopold walks his casual walk inside, followed by a very
reluctant Charlie.
INT. CAFFEINE - NIGHT
Charlie's friends are sitting at a table talking. They are a
relaxed and friendly group. Charlie and Leopold approach.
ALL:
(ad lib greetings)
Charlie! Where've you been? etc.
CHARLIE:
Hi. Uh everyone, this is my friend,
Leo.
BILL:
Hey.
LEOPOLD:
Hey.
DENNIS:
Waz up?
LEOPOLD:
Waz up?
PATRICE:
How are ya?
LEOPOLD:
How are ya?
CHARLIE:
(after a beat)
Leo's staying with us for a while.
Charlie pulls out a chair for Leopold but Leopold sits next
to Patrice instead. Patrice takes out her cigarettes.
LEOPOLD:
May I?
PATRICE:
Help yourself.
Leopold takes a cigarette, lights one for Patrice, then his
own.
LEOPOLD:
Thank you, my dear.
CHARLIE:
(at a loss)
Um?...
(all look at Charlie)
...I have nothing to say.
LEOPOLD:
You did not tell the truth about
Patrice, Charles.
DENNIS AND BILL:
CHARLES??
CHARLIE:
What did I tell you, LEO?
LEOPOLD:
He informed me you were inconceivably
HOT, but I think you're lovely.
Exceptionally lovely.
PATRICE:
Thank you, Leo.
CHARLIE:
(to the waitress)
Check please.
INT. SUBWAY - NIGHT
The subway car is inhabited solely by Leopold, Charlie, and
the oldest Ukrainian woman in New York City. Despite the
fact that the train is empty, they are all seated on the
same bench.
Charlie stares straight ahead refusing to even look at
Leopold. The Ukrainian woman hangs on every word.
CHARLIE:
Just drop it Leopold.
LEOPOLD:
But Charles, it is so ridiculous. I
am not interested in her.
CHARLIE:
Hah!
LEOPOLD:
In any case the problem is not with
me but with you.
(quietly)
You have no idea what it takes to go
about courting a woman. From what
I've witnessed tonight, it is
symptomatic of your entire generation.
CHARLIE:
(almost speechless)
You are some piece of work, Leopold.
LEOPOLD:
Now I do not wish to get personal...
Charlie bursts into ironic laughter and looks at the old
woman. She rolls her eyes.
LEOPOLD:
But you have been of great assistance
to me and I feel this is one area
where I can be of some real help.
CHARLIE:
I'm fascinated. Go on.
LEOPOLD:
Now, why was I successful with this
young lady and why did you so
miserably fail?
CHARLIE:
What makes you think she likes you?
LEOPOLD:
Well she gave me the number of her
telephone and I assumed it meant...
CHARLIE:
Go on.
LEOPOLD:
As I see it, the girl hasn't an
inkling of your intentions. And it's
no wonder. You, Charles, are a Merry
Andrew.
CHARLIE:
A what?
LEOPOLD:
A Merry Andrew.
CHARLIE:
I am not!!
LEOPOLD:
Everything plays like a farce to
you. The more wit, the less courage.
I believe the modern woman desires
passion, protection, sensitivity. No
woman wants to be romanced by a
buffoon.
(the old woman shakes
her head)
Banter and repartee are fine but you
must add to that a different sort of
playfulness.
CHARLIE:
LEOPOLD:
I'm saying you must treat her with
respect. Any oaf can attempt a crude
pass. A woman of Kate's stature would
never respond to an artificial tactic.
CHARLIE:
Kate?
LEOPOLD:
What?
CHARLIE:
You said Kate.
LEOPOLD:
I did not.
CHARLIE:
Yes you did. Didn't he say Kate?
The old woman nods.
LEOPOLD:
We are discussing your problem.
CHARLIE:
Not anymore. You like my sister.
LEOPOLD:
Charles...
CHARLIE:
She has trouble with men, you know.
LEOPOLD:
Perhaps she has not met the right
one.
CHARLIE:
She has met the right one. HUNDREDS
of times. But she pulls back. She
cuts herself off. You turn around
and suddenly you're dating a Sphinx.
LEOPOLD:
One never can tell.
CHARLIE:
Does Kate know how you feel?
LEOPOLD:
No...
CHARLIE:
Have you made your intentions known
to her?
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