Kate and Leopold Page #12
- Year:
- 2001
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KATE:
That's simplicity in it's purest
form. It speaks volumes in it's
nothingness. Whiteness representing
emptiness. Hopelessness. It's bleak.
Bleak!
Leopold eyes the painting skeptically. They move to the next
object d'art. A toilet.
LEOPOLD:
Aaand this represents...?
They burst into giddy laughter.
KATE:
Absolutely nothing.
They round the corner, moving to the next room. Leopold's
smile fades.
CLOSE UP:
A painting of privileged Victorian society.Shaken, he gazes at a painting in a dream-like state.
LEOPOLD:
(very quietly)
I'd almost forgotten how beautiful
it was. Truly. Beautiful.
Kate smiles sadly at Leopold. They slowly walk out.
We hear keys in the lock and laughter outside as Kate and
Leopold enter.
LEOPOLD:
(laughing)
M & M's, CBS, FBI.
KATE:
VIP, VHS, VCR.
They collapse on the couch.
LEOPOLD:
Ah, JFK, PDQ, XYZ.
KATE:
I don't know. K.D. Lang.
LEOPOLD:
I don't know how you keep up with
it. I'm exhausted.
KATE:
So am I.
LEOPOLD:
I'll tell you what. Why don't I
prepare dinner tomorrow night? I
never have before. I mean even before
I hit town. "Hit town" How's that? I
can't imagine what it'll taste like,
but I don't think it will be any
worse than your cooking.
KATE:
Leopold, I have a date tomorrow night.
LEOPOLD:
I see.
KATE:
A blind date.
LEOPOLD:
Oh, I'm so sorry.
KATE:
No, that just means I haven't met
him before. It was set up through
friends.
LEOPOLD:
Ah!
KATE:
A hazard of single life... I'm turning
in.
Kate gets up. Leopold automatically stands.
LEOPOLD:
Another time then.
KATE:
I'm sorry.
LEOPOLD:
It's quite all right.
As she gets to the door, she stops.
KATE:
Leopold? I had a wonderful time today.
I can't remember the last time I
took the day off and just played.
I'd forgotten how beautiful this
city can be... I want to thank you
for that.
LEOPOLD:
The pleasure was mine.
Kate smiles at Leopold and goes out.
Charlie, in a tie, is standing with Leopold at the dining
room table. Kate wearing too much makeup for her date, runs
into the bathroom in a BRIGHT RED DRESS.
CHARLIE:
It's a very fancy restaurant, Leopold.
Are you sure you can teach me
everything there is to know?
KATE:
(from the bathroom)
Just don't swipe the silverware and
give yourself away.
CHARLIE:
Nobody's talking to you.
LEOPOLD:
It is very simple. I will be your
date. Just behave as you normally
would and I'll correct you along the
way. Now, escort me in.
Charlie and Leopold move across the room. After a beat,
Charlie magnanimously gestures for Leopold to go first.
Leopold gives his approval. Kate rushes out of the bathroom
Leopold and Charlie elegantly walk to the table. Charlie
sits down, pleased. Leopold remains standing, incensed.
CHARLIE:
Now what?
Leopold takes a cloth napkin, hits Charlie upside the head.
Hard.
LEOPOLD:
Pull the chair for a lady! Clod.
KATE (V.O.)
No name calling.
LEOPOLD:
(to Kate)
Well, really!
Charlie stands up and pulls out the chair. As Leopold sits,
Charlie pushes the chair in to hard.
LEOPOLD:
You're not shoveling coal into a
furnace, Charles. Glide the chair in
gently. Gently. Try it again.
Charlie gently glides Leopold to the table. He remains
standing, not sure what to do next.
LEOPOLD:
Well, sit down!
CHARLIE:
Now don't burst a vein or anything,
but there are quite a few knives and
forks here. How do I know what each
one's for?
LEOPOLD:
Merely start from the outside and
work your way in.
CHARLIE:
What kind of beer should I order?
LEOPOLD:
Beer!
CHARLIE:
I WAS KIDDING!
KATE:
How do I look?
Leopold and Charlie stand. Kate poses in the gown picked out
by Leopold. Leopold smiles brightly.
LEOPOLD:
You look exquisite, Katherine.
KATE:
(almost sadly)
Thank you, Leopold.
She looks at Leopold not knowing what to say. Finally
CHARLIE:
This is a tie I'm wearing.
KATE:
You look very nice, Charlie.
CHARLIE:
Yes. I know.
The doorbell rings.
KATE:
That must be him.
LEOPOLD:
Your bland date?
KATE:
Blind date.
CHARLIE:
Remember to breathe, Kate. And don't
use to many big words. You'll scare
the poor slob away.
KATE:
(moving to the door)
This is always the scary part.
(she sings)
"Open the door to my, Mystery Date."
She opens the door and looks straight up. Leopold and Charlie
peer in closer to get a better look. In the doorway stands
LARRY, great looking, very tall, a winner.
LARRY:
Hi. Kate?
KATE:
Larry?
Kate turns back to the others with a frozen smile.
KATE:
Well, I'm off.
LEOPOLD:
(giving Larry the
once over)
Kate, may I have a word with you?
KATE:
Now?
LEOPOLD:
Yes.
(as they cross the
room)
I DON'T like the look of him.
KATE:
What are you talking about?
LEOPOLD:
Cad. I can spot one a mile away.
(he helps her with
her coat)
I shall escort you out myself. I
will act as your chaperone.
KATE:
That isn't necessary. I'll be fine.
LEOPOLD:
It is no trouble.
KATE:
Goodnight, Leopold.
LEOPOLD:
But...
KATE:
Goodnight.
She is gone. Leopold stares after her, dejected.
Kate and Larry are led to their table. Larry sits down. Kate
remains standing.
LARRY:
(friendly)
Sit down.
KATE:
(sighs)
Thank you.
(she sits)
LARRY:
So. How am I doing?
KATE:
I beg your pardon?
LARRY:
How am I doing? First date. You
pleased? You disappointed?
KATE:
Undecided.
LARRY:
I see.
He snaps his fingers to get the waiters attention startling
Kate. She laughs nervously.
LARRY:
So. What did Jeannie say about me?
KATE:
About you? Ah, she said you were
tall.
LARRY:
6'3.
KATE:
And nice looking.
LARRY:
Thank you.
KATE:
Thank her. And that you persevere
ardently on Wall Street.
LARRY:
Well, I work there...
KATE:
(after a beat)
That must be very interesting.
LARRY:
(laughing)
You've obviously never worked on
Wall Street.
KATE:
(laughing along for
the hell of it)
No.
Their laughter subsides. After a beat:
LARRY:
What else did Jeannie say about me?
The Maitre d' of this very fancy restaurant shows Charlie
and Patrice to their seats. Charlie motions Patrice to go
first just as Leopold has instructed.
The Maitre de pulls out Patrice's chair. Charlie gives him a
look to back off. Charlie effortlessly glides Patrice to the
table and takes his seat.
PATRICE:
Have I told you how much I liked
your painting?
CHARLIE:
(beaming)
Twice.
PATRICE:
If you get tired of hearing about
it, let me know. I have to admit I
was sort of surprised when you called.
I didn't think you liked me, Charlie.
CHARLIE:
When I first saw you, I thought...
(he makes his jaw
drop down to the
floor)
PATRICE:
What do you think now?
Charlie smiles and places her hand over his heart. Then he
makes his jaw drop again. Patrice laughs happily.
Kate and Larry are eating their dinner.
KATE:
Aaand that's about all Jeannie said.
What did Jeannie say about me?
LARRY:
(smiling)
She said you were enormously sexy,
had a great body, but you don't put
out.
KATE:
Quite a compelling portrait.
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