Katt Williams Live Page #2

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that hurt my spirit as a nigga.

And I hope that the nigga

I'm gonna talk about

is in this motherf***er tonight

so I can talk about his ass personally.

Y'all not gonna believe this sh*t.

I'm in the limo,

and in my peripheral...

I see some niggas looking confused.

That means out of a nigga's side vision,

out his side vision.

Nigga in the back thought it was a car.

"That nigga got a Peripheral?

"F*** a Phantom,

that nigga got a Peripheral.

"That ain't even

supposed to come out till 2006."

In my peripheral today...

That nigga still think it's a car.

"I don't believe him. It's a car.

"He don't want nobody to have it. "

I saw a nigga today...

I know y'all want to know.

I'm going to tell you.

I saw a nigga with spinner hubcaps.

What part of the game is this?

Them motherfuckers

didn't even spin on they own.

That nigga had to get out of the car

and spin them b*tches manually.

This is bullshit.

So,

I come to Cincinnati and I hear

that the Cincinnati government

want to honor a nigga.

Now, automatically, I am caught off guard,

for I know this must be

some sort of a government type of setup.

I know a nigga must have a warrant

he overlooked or something.

I'm expecting, at any moment,

for this to be a setup, and I find out

they have declared it

Katt Williams Day.

Now, that sounds beautiful,

but niggas were very vague.

They were very vague.

They didn't tell me what the f*** that means.

That mean a nigga can jaywalk?

What that mean?

That mean that weed is legal in my vehicle?

Have the laws on prostitution

been slightly relaxed for poor nigga?

Could that be the case?

They gave me the proclamation,

and let me just tell you something.

I know, y'all, this is Cincinnati.

I wasn't even supposed to do it here

because I know

that there is a boycott in Cincinnati,

but let me tell you something.

There are several types of niggas.

There are niggas

that are concerned with politics

and then there is street niggas.

Street niggas don't know nothing

about boycotts.

They don't know nothing

about what the opposite of boycott is.

Niggas know "Don't f*** with me.

I won't f*** with you. "

Can I get a witness?

That's how we handle business.

So,

I'm just here to remind niggas that we stress

entirely too much, black people.

I'm just saying,

you got to make up your own rules.

Your own rules.

F*** trying to keep up

with other motherfuckers.

That's our problem,

we be wanting to keep up.

Niggas be working real hard

to get $5000 worth of spinning rims

and pull right on up in an apartment complex

with them spinning rims.

You gonna have to get

some priorities eventually, now.

I'm gonna tell you something

about spinning rims

you might not have known.

You not gonna believe this.

From inside your car,

you can't even see them b*tches spin.

Can you believe that?

All that motherfucking money

and you gotta look at niggas on the bus stop

to verify your motherfucking rims.

You're just at the light, just...

Better get your life together.

Life is too short to be worried

about other motherfuckers.

F*** 20-inch rims.

Put $20 in your gas tank

and get your goddamn grind on

one more time.

'Cause, uh,

I don't care who you are,

gas is entirely too f***ing high.

I don't care if you got millions,

gas is too high.

You are not supposed to be

at the gas station making life decisions.

You just at the pump, just,

"Nigga, did I eat today?

"Nigga, I ain't got but three cigarettes.

"I can't get no half a tank, nigga. "

Just saying life is too short.

You need to get you some white friends.

Get you some white friends.

You can learn a lot from white people.

First of all...

First of all, could we have

all the white people make some noise?

All the white people make some noise.

I'd like to thank all 17 of you for coming out.

That is some beautiful sh*t.

I mean it. Thank you so much.

You are never going to see

this many white people and 17 niggas.

If you see us, we are lost

in a motherf***er, just sitting there.

"Nigga, I thought you said

this was Ludacris. "

"This ain't no motherfucking Ludacris. "

Got to get you a white friend.

I don't give a f*** what you say,

white people are friendly.

You can call them motherfuckers up

at 3:
00 a. m. with a wrong number,

and they won't even be mad at you.

They just...

"Hello?

"No, I'm sorry, no Shaquita here.

"Well, what number did you dial?

"No, it's a nine, not a seven.

"Well, try it. If it doesn't work, call me back.

"We'll figure this thing out. "

Gotta love white people.

If you see white people

waiting on the bus stop,

they're not mad. They're not angry.

They do...

Bus is three hours late, they just...

"I hope the bus driver's okay. "

If you see a nigga sitting on the bus stop,

we are madder than a motherf***er.

It ain't got sh*t to do with the bus.

We just sitting there. Just...

Getting mad at niggas that's driving. Just...

I'm telling you, life,

it's too short.

All thug niggas be ready to die,

but not when you get shot.

Every nigga that ever been shot

has a puzzled look on his face.

Just every time, "Nigga, I'm ready to die.

N*gger, right now. I don't give a f***... "

"Nigga, get my weed. Get my weed.

Don't let them... Don't let them bury me. "

I'm just saying the whole world is crazy.

You gonna have to make

your own decisions in life,

'cause the world is crazy.

They tell us sh*t that makes no sense at all.

You got to remember,

this is your one shot at life.

Make your own rules. They don't want you

to smoke weed, and you shouldn't.

Some niggas almost walked out on that one.

They said...

"Now what that nigga talking about?

Did you... "

They want us to believe sh*t

that don't make no sense.

They don't want us

to smoke weed 'cause it's a drug.

No, it's not.

It's just a plant.

It just grow like that.

And if you should so happen to set it on fire,

there are some effects.

But that's not the same as drugs.

Drugs, you gotta do sh*t to it chemically.

You got to add baking soda, water, stir it up.

I don't know the recipe. I'm just saying.

It's some sh*t you got to do to it.

They don't want us to smoke weed.

I know some of you all don't smoke weed

'cause you got a good job.

And, by all means,

make your paper, boo boo.

But if you ain't got no job

and you not smoking weed,

I don't know what the f***

you are doing with your life. I really don't.

There is a chemical in weed

that's called "f*** it".

And if you can just get that in your system,

it could change your life.

Some of you all be crying

about bills you can't pay.

Got your kids lying,

"My daddy say he ain't home. "

Some of you all

just be in the living room, just...

"I don't know what I'm gonna do

about this light bill.

"They want the whole thing.

They don't want a piece of it, a deposit. "

Just hit the block one time

and see if it don't change your perception

of what's important in your life.

You just... "I don't know

what I'm gonna do about this light. I just... "

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