Katti Batti Page #5

Has everyone gone for the wedding?

Can you tell me

where the wedding venue is?

No..er..

I'm Payal's friend..Maddy.

It's okay to tell me.

It's really. .Sorry.

It's really important

for me to get there.

Do you even know

where the venue is?

Then why didn't you tell me earlier?

Sorry . Sorry!

"30" '!-.

Koyal, I don't want to you to

hold me back for these three days.

I don't care.

I don't care!

Don't mess things up.

Come back right away!

Ricky is getting married

to Payal in three days.

- You just come back, brother.

- Just don't call me.

Hi, this is Tina.

I'm busy at the moment.

Leave a message after the beep.

Hi Tina..it's Maddy.

I'm..

I'm in Delhi.

Listen, I know, all you friends

are ignoring me, but..

Please call me back.

I don't know anyone else in Delhi.

Bye!

Hey, are you hungry?

We've been trying to get to

your mother since morning..

Sorry pal, I forgot your food.

You won't tell your mother, will you?

Like last time?

Six!

Sachin..Sachin!

Hi, Payal!

PayaLPayal!

Baby.

Six!

C'mon you can do it.

It's okay.

94..94!

94..94!

94..94!

94..94!

94..94!

What the..

I'll handle it.

Baby..Sachin is on 94.

Do you want to get married?

Baby?

Do you want to marry me or no?

Do you see a future with kids or no?

He's retiring.

Baby, Sachin is going

to retire after this.

So if Sachin is going to retire

our turtle Milkha shouldn't eat?

He should starve?

I was going to be late at work today.

For once, I told you to feed Milkha..

Do you care for anything that I say?

Of course.

Did you notice the new curtains?

The curtains were always white,

weren't they?

But these are off white.

Forget it!

There's no need to nod in agreement

when you don't feel that way.

There is no need to pretend.

If it mattered, you wouldn't

have ordered pizzas again.

Didn't you promise to stop

eating unhealthy food?

[Even] Friday you have to eat.

[that butter soaked,

oil dripping Indian cum].

And then the band starts playing.

Through the night,

through the weekend.

Fan! Fan! Fan!

Baby, why are you suddenly

behaving like a typical housewife?

Because I am done with your habits.

Isn't there anything known as

hygiene in your life?

How difficult is to pee

straight in the pot?

Just hold the little soldier and aim.

Is it a bottle of champagne

for you to spray around everywhere?

There no point Maddy..just..

Now stare!

Just stare at girls all day..

It's because of people like you

that this country is in a sorry state.

So sick..

What a girl has to go through!

Who cares?

Baby, I care..

I haven't failed this time.

Here..

With wings.

You think..

So our turtle Milkha shouldn't eat?

Okay, bye!

Got it?

- Yes.

- This is the best food for turtles.

You only get it here.

That'll be 90.

Hello, Shweta.

Maddy, just for PayaPs number

you hurt my baby.

- I'm sorry I had to do this.

- What do you think?

- I know she is getting married.

- And still you are chasing after her?

- [Why did you have to make him on]?

- Hold on one minute.

Could you take care of

him for one minute?

Yeah!

Shweta, don't disconnect.

Shweta, but listen to me..

You are making a big issue..

- Can I get a charger for this?

- Sure.

Thanks.

This is what happens

when people break up.

Friends start taking sides.

I am sure she gifted you this baby.

Milkha.

The flying Sikh?

Funny! Nice!

Don't girls have

a cute sense of humour?

My girlfriend's idea of a joke

was so cute..

That she married someone else

two years ago

after breaking up with me.

Mine is getting married in two days.

- I'm Roger.

- Hi, Maddy.

Madhav.

Hello, Tina..

Yes..yes.

Thank you. Thank you.

Coming right away.

I'm sorry. Can you please

take care of Milkha?

[Yes! Don't worn] about him.

Just go find his mother.

- Go check with Tina ma'am, quickly.

- Yes.

This pot is for 500,000?

Does it have a rocket

launcher attached?

It has a gold plated design

with a dual water outlet and

has a five speed massage mode.

It also has an in built exhaust system

and an automated perfume dispenser.

Sir, this is custom designed

by the world famous Fucci!

Yes.

Excuse me, sir, Tina ma'am

has called you to her cabin.

[Yes babe, I'll handle it, don't worn].

Bye. Bye!

Madhav!

Oh my God!

Get out of here.

How are you darling?

Girls, give us five minutes.

Ever since I took

over dad's business.

All you 'Mumbai people'

haven't bothered to keep in touch.

What is that about?

Where is Payal getting married?

She hasn't even invited

me to her wedding.

Can you believe that?

Actually, it's my fault darling.

I'm never in the country.

She didn't invite you?

No.

Madam, should I put on

this UV treatment?

It will make your skin glow

and make you the centre of attention

at the wedding function

that's in two days.

Go from here.

Even if I gave you the address

for the wedding, will she agree?

If she was to agree to come back..

Then why would she

leave you in the first place?

We had a fight once

and she locked herself

up in the bathroom.

I stood outside the door

and she stood inside

for four hours straight.

But she did not open the door.

Till l..

Till I wrote 'SOI'H/' 50 times

on a piece of paper

and slid it under the door.

That's my Payal.

Marrying Ricky is all a show,

it's her drama.

It's a bait, to lure me.

Tina, she is longing

for me just as much.

But she won't admit it.

I know.

She will end this drama as soon

as she see's me.

Please help me, Tina.

Maddy, has it ever occurred to you.

Why you guys had a fight that day?

Six!

Sachin.. Sachin...!

Hi, Payal!

Sachin..Sachin!

Payal, what are you doing?

What happened? Are you feeling shy

in front of your friends?

Hey, shy boy. We don't mind.

Pretend it's your own house!

I am not shy.

I am just being decent.

There are limits..

Listen.

I haven't fed Milkha.

Please feed him.

- What's the score?

- Of course.

You won't ever forget

your beer or pizza.

But hey, no shame in starving

your wife and child!

What did you say?

You mean to say I don't feed you?

I slog all day at work so

I can pay the rent.

But you don't even care, no?

[You quit your job even] month

and sit at home.

Actually you can't

even call them jobs..

They are like hobbies.

Obviously,

you have no value for money.

And now you decided to go

and buy these new curtains?

What was the need to waste money?

Now you're crying?

Did I say something?

Did I say something wrong?

Seriously, Payal.

Is it that time of the month?

Here you go.

[Don't worn].

I got your stuff..with wings.

Happy?

Hello. This is complete nonsense.

You're twisting the

entire incident around.

I could never behave

this way with Payal.

And she believed that too!

That's why she left everything and

followed you to Mumbai.

She told me that this was

only the beginning.

Bye.

You don't have remember

important thing.

Faye.!

Because of you!

If you want to fight,

go sleep on the couch.

Why should I sleep on the couch?

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