Katti Batti Page #6

You sleep on the couch!

I forgot.

- How stupid is that?

- Hello, madam!

What rubbish! She would

keep finding reasons to fight.

Okay, so we were fighting.

Which couple doesn't

go through such a phase?

It was just a phase, Tina.

She was with me for five years.

Tina, enough of this nonsense.

Are you going to give me

the address to the wedding venue?

Just tell me!

Madam, any problem?

No, it's fine.

Madhav was just leaving.

L am going.

Madam, please..come quick.

Your friend..

The pot..500,000 rupees!

Maddy, have you gone mad?

Tina, I won't leave so easily..

Payal is getting married in two days

and my life will be over!

I am asking you for the last time.

No, no. Take it easy,

Maddy. Easy.

Get down from there and

I will tell you everything.

Tell me or I will pee

on 500,000 rupees.

Madam, we have called the police.

Maddy, no! No, no!

- Oh! Fucci!

- No!

No, Maddy. Stop!

Maddy, stop it!

He's getting away. Catch him!

Start. .Hurry. Jet's make off!

- He's getting away!

- Let's scram!

I'm running!

Ever since she's left, I've been

running like a headless chicken.

Hoping that somehow I find her.

I'd get another chance

to make up with her.

[Like even] other time.

If you were able to make up every

time, how did things get this far?

How did you guys break up?

We would fight everyday.

I thought if we would go

to Goa for a holiday

things would get better.

Little did I know that it would

lead to our break up.

Payal, hurry up, or we will

miss the flight.

Payal, the taxi is here.

Hurry up or the flight will..

"30" '!-.

You cut your hair?

Doesn't it look nice?

Let's go.

Are you talking to Ricky?

You talk a lot to Ricky nowadays.

You don't trust me?

Just tell me straight,

don't beat around the bush.

I'm beating around the bush?

What about your behaviour these days?

What has happened to you, Payal?

You talk to others more than me.

You are never at home.

Do you have time for me?

Why are you mixing two things?

You keep finding

new reasons to start a fight.

I have been planning

this trip to Goa forever.

And now, I don't even feel like going.

So, let's not go then.

Because, I am not dying

to go with you either.

So it is only I who wants to go?

Okay, don't come!

Payal, I'm tired trying.

I'm done!

To hell with Goa and to hell with you!

It's over, Payal!

Turn around. I want to go back

towards the airport.

Sir, should I take

a U-turn from ahead?

No. Just turn it around from here.

Sir, I won't be able to.

This is a one way.

Adjust a little.

Can't sir,

it will create a traffic jam.

I need to go back.

I'll talk to the guy behind us.

Sir, please sit in the car.

Can you reverse the car a bit,

we need to turn around urgently.

- Just a little..

- Sir, please sit in the car.

Take the car ahead.

Move your car.

It's creating a jam.

I haven't got paid yet.

Take it later, but move your

car first. It's creating a jam!

'The number you are trying

to reach is switched off.'

'You can now call our toll free number

to activate missed call alerts.'

'The number you are trying

to reach is switched off.'

Oh sh*t!

I thought that she would follow me

home in another cab.

I constantly checked my phone

expecting her to call

or at least leave me a text.

I thought of calling her.

But then thought, why me?

It's always been me,

trying to make up after a fight.

Couldn't she do it for once?

So, I switched off my phone.

Thought, if she couldn't get

through to me

she would get worried and come back

home as soon as possible.

But there was no

message in the morning.

Suddenly, depression hit me.

I felt extremely lonely.

I called everyone. All our friends,

her office colleagues.

No one knew her whereabouts.

103 messages.

103?

I was petrified.

Worried that Payal

would do something wrong.

I was such a fool to have

cared about my ego.

I even checked her up on Facebook.

She had unfriended me.

And she posted a video of herself

in good spirits..at a coffee shop.

She was happy to be with Ricky!

That was the last time I saw her..

On Facebook.

We would keep having

these small fights.

I never could figure out

when she decided..

That it's over.

I know what you'll say now.

"She never really loved you.

Forget her!"

Everyone says that.

How would it matter if it was so easy?

Press a button and the love's gone?

Exactly!

And nobody understands this.

Come.

Where?

Where even/one will understand

what you have to say.

"My eyes weep a hundred tears."

"Two eyes weep a hundred tears."

"Which sleep lays to rest."

"Those eyes are always awake."

"My head is a traveler

Never listen."

"Turns back always

To see the older paths."

"Always so stubborn."

"Sees dreams that are fragile."

"Those will shatter some day."

"No one can fix things

That are broken in love."

"This head is unaware."

"My eyes weep a hundred tears."

"Two eyes weep a hundred tears."

"Which sleep lays to rest."

"Those eyes are always awake."

"Those eyes."

"The one who left, doesn't know."

"She has taken my life with her."

"I see her now and again."

"The eyes search for her return."

"The moment that passed,

Has not been forgotten."

"The colours she brought

Have not faded."

"My estranged love's words

Have not left my lips."

"My eyes weep a hundred tears."

"Two eyes weep a hundred tears."

"Which sleep lays to rest."

"Those eyes are always awake."

"Two eyes weep a hundred tears."

"Two eyes weep a hundred tears."

"Which sleep lays to rest."

"Those eyes are always awake."

Please put that in. Thanks!

Hey bro, can you?

- Give me two minutes, man.

- Okay.

- Hey..

- Hey, thanks!

FOSLA, isn't the name weird?

That was Roger's idea.

Guys, this is Maddy.

I told you about him.

And Maddy, this is our group.

Introduce yourselves.

Hi! I'm Farah.

Surbhi.

Omi. She was Bengali.

Lokesh.

And I am Aditi.

The girl who cheated on me.

The girl who broke my heart.

Her name was Aditi.

So together we are

F-O-S-L-A.

Frustrated One Sided

Lovers Association.

FOS LA.

Outside of this band,

I am a resident doctor.

Roger is a shopkeeper.

And he is a professor.

In a coaching class.

Jerk, you walk dogs.

But in this club, we are all FOSLA.

We do shows. Sing songs.

Have you heard the

song 'Dil ki Pungi'?

Setting the lover's garments ablaze.

Killing love

I won't give you what you want.

Killing love.

Of course, I've heard that.

That was you guys?

Yes.

That went viral.

Mathematics says

that a person breaks..

His heart on an average of

four times in his life.

Headache sells more than love itself.

Think about it, how famous

Mukesh's sad songs are.

How many times has the

romance DDLJ been remade?

Once.

And the tragedy Devdas?

Headache has such a large market.

That we thought of taking

a slice of that pie.

I took the girls to the salon.

I took the girls to my bed

I took a picture with a flash.

In my pocket, I have cash

I am distributing gold biscuits.

Don't you want to risk it?

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