Kaza-hana Page #3

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I wouldn't know if I saw her.

She'll be fine without me...

You're awful quiet.

Guess I am.

Drivin' fast, right?

Where shall we go?

Head back to Tokyo?

You go ahead.

Look, mountains...

Where'd you get your license?

Driving school.

You've got the time.

Get a license.

Is it fun?

No, it isn't.

Life's about doing

stuff that's no fun.

Where'd the mountains go?

I don't know.

Where are we?

I don't know.

You don't know...

We're lost, that's what we are...

...so exhausted...

We're here, we're here...

Hey, we're here.

Hey, wake up, look!

Look, we're here.

Look what's here...

A mountain cabin...

We're here, hurry, hurry.

Hey, there's even a hot spring.

I'm glad I came.

Excuse me...

Excuse me...

Yes.

Do you have any rooms?

We don't take single women

without reservations.

We decide who gets to stay here.

I'm not alone.

This is amazing.

Oh, hello.

OK, now?

What's up?

Kitchen closes in half an hour.

After that you starve.

Turn right at the top of the stairs.

My bags...

Get 'em yourself.

Why do I have to...

Thank you all,

for joining us tonight.

They've finally cleared the pass.

and with all you regulars back,

it finally feels like a new year.

Hey, Motohashi,

don't overdo it.

I think it's time for a tune.

Some of you may think,

"not that one again..."

But we've got some newcomers,

so here's a tune

they can remember their trip by.

Piyo piyo, piyo, piyo, and a piyo piyo

Thought I'd have a wank

even got the Kleenex out

but someone came to call

so I blew my nose instead

Oh, piyo, piyo, piyo, piyo

and a piyo, piyo

Dad's so poor

my underwear's seaweed

every time I pee,

it's seaweed soup

oh, piyo, piyo, piyo, piyo

and a piyo, piyo

In Tokyo, they say c*nt

in Kyushu something else

here in wide open Hokkaido,

I'm about done.

they're wider than Mac trucks

You don't mind...do you?

Not half bad, right?

Been coming here 7, 8 years now.

From Tokyo?

Tokyo.

He your boyfriend?

No way.

Didn't think so.

You don't look good together.

I just knew it.

You wouldn't be free tonight,

by any chance.

No particular plans...

This is the local trout.

Would you like to fox trout?

Fox trout with me?

Don't bother.

Don't swim away from me now...

Listen, I'm...

a professional.

A professional!

What!

Excuse me.

Cut it out.

What's the point of being alive...

You can say that again...

Listen, if you're gonna die,

you gotta do it right.

Half-way's pathetic...

such a nuisance for your friends.

I'm probably dead somewhere

Don't come looking for me - Yuriko

But how do I die?

How 'bout Hokkaido?

Lots of great places to die there.

Take some sleeping pills and

lie face down in the snow.

Freeze to death while you sleep.

All the snow's gone by now...

Some left in the mountains...

We poor folk have to follow

the forbidden byways...

There you go!

Not half bad, right?

He's famous for this act.

It's a cruel world...

What did you do to my villagers!

Here's your vengeance!

The same old act.

Ten years now.

Not you again.

Evil magistrate!

Young maiden.

I've taken care of the villains,

please guide me out of this place.

This way, blind samurai.

That way, that way.

Let's go over there.

I thought I killed you.

Over here, miss, over here.

Right over here.

Miss.

this is a lonely village, so you'd best

go back to where it's warm.

You gotta die. I killed you.

You gotta die.

How can you live that way...

What's the matter?

Aren't you ashamed

to live like that?

I am ashamed.

I've been ashamed.

I'll die with you, let's go.

What's this about?

Don't' "what's this about?" me.

You're pathetic, you drunk.

Go back to Tokyo by yourself.

What do you mean "go back"?

How dare you order me!?

I'm glad we met...

Let's have a toast.

Cheers!

What, what are you doing...

Why not?

Why what?

You're a pro, right?

I'm closed today.

We're here together anyway.

What's wrong?

Cut it out.

Why?

Sorry to disturb you.

Miss Professional,

he barely knows women.

And it seems like

he's got a crush on you.

Won't you teach him a thing or two?

Teach him...

Please.

Don't please...mister...

We're just in the middle of...

why don't you go home?

No we're not.

Do your business.

This is for the gas you bought.

Take care. Tomita Yuriko.

Once upon a time,

in a place far away,

a little girl lived

alone with her daddy

in a little house in the snow

Her daddy loved Pride of the North

sake and Hi Lite cigarettes.

and he drank, all day, every day.

It seemed that all he really

wanted was to die.

Just like her father.

the little girl loved to wander alone,

looking for places to die.

The end.

It's off!

You came...

Aren't they pretty?

This...

Pretty right?

Look...

After that,

the turtle and the rabbit,

fly to the moon...

To the moon?

That's right and then,

the rabbit

pounds rice cakes...

You're kidding, for real?

I think that's how it goes...

Hey!

Hey!

Are you OK?

Hey!

You don't have to come.

Hey, hey, hey, wait.

What are you doing?

You're not really supposed to die.

What are you...

What am I supposed to...

First you've go to spit it all up.

Hey, c'mon.

I'll stick my finger in...

That's right...

What are you...

Do it right...

Hold on a minute...

Are you OK...

God, it's cold...

Are you OK? Hold on...

What the hell...

Hold on...

Are you OK?

Hey, hey, hold on...

Don't go cold on me now...

Are you really OK...

What the...

Put this on...

Just wait a minute...

Don't die...

Hey, c'mon, please...

Hey, Yuriko. Yuriko-san...

What are we going to do here...

They'll think I killed you...

Yuriko-san...

Goddammit...

Wait. OK...

You can make it...

Hey...

Hey there...

Are you OK...

Hey there...

It's cold, isn't it...

I'm sorry...

God, it's cold!

Hey, are you awake.

Are you OK?

Oh, good, oh, good.

You OK?

It's so cold...

Oh, thank God...

You OK?

Oh, good...

How do you feel?

My head hurts.

Your head hurts? There, there.

Your hangover hurt more?

Maybe...

You just might get me

to quit drinking...

...so warm...

Oh, thank God...

See ya...

I think I'll live to be 120.

Then I could have a dozen kids.

Mommy?

KOIZUMI Kyoko

ASANO Tadanobu

TAKAHASHI Choei

EMOTO Akira

KAYAMA Yoshiko

Executive Producer

WAKASUGI Masaaki

Produced by

Be-WILD/TV Asahi/TOKYO FM

Directed by

SOMAI Shinji

Linda HOAGLUND

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