Keanu Page #9

Synopsis: Rell's life is changed forever when a cute kitten comes to his door, and he names it Keanu. Unfortunately, one weekend later, Keanu is abducted by persons unknown. Now Rell and his cousin, Clarence, are men on a mission to find Keanu against the odds. Unfortunately, those odds prove to be perilously high as they find Keanu in the care of the ruthless gangster, Cheddar, and he will only part with him for a price. Now for that cute kitten, these two middle class bumblers find themselves neck deep in a dangerous alien world of drugs and gang violence with only their desperate audacity, creativity and sheer dumb luck giving them a chance to survive.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Peter Atencio
Actors: Jordan Peele, Keegan-Michael Key, Tiffany Haddish, Method Man
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  5 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
63
Rotten Tomatoes:
78%
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Year:
2016
100 min
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That's my wife, though.

That was a love pound.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Thanks for watching him.

No problem.

He's like one of the family.

I do have some news for you, though.

What?

I took Keanu to the vet.

He has a rare disease.

Oh, no.

He's gonna be a kitten forever.

What's going on, motherfuckers?

Okay. Let's do this.

Let's hold this sh*t down, guys.

I'm not f***in' around.

You say somethin'?

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Jordan Peele

Jordan Haworth Peele (born February 21, 1979)[2] is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director. more…

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