Kelly & Cal
- Come in.
- Hi, Mama.
How you doing?
Hanging in there?
- Yeah.
- Okay, go ahead and lay back.
And scoot down.
All right, let's see
how we're healing up.
Where's the little one?
Home with Daddy?
- Yes.
- Enjoying motherhood so far?
- Yes.
- Any bleeding, hemorrhoids,
or itching?
- Um, no.
- Good.
Good.
Well, incision's
healing up great.
Everything looks dandy
down there.
All clear for whoopee,
not that most women
are raring to go at six weeks.
Birth control?
- Somehow I don't think we'll be
needing that right away.
- Yeah,
I've heard that one before.
Just had one in here
with a 2-month-old
and pregnant again.
Sound like your idea
of a good time?
So, you know, have fun,
but play it safe.
Any other questions?
- Um...
- Okay, good to see you.
Bye, now.
- I don't... I don't know why
he's fussing.
- You want me to change him?
- I already did that.
I don't know
what his problem is.
- Here.
Bring him to me.
I'll take him.
Come here.
Hey, there, buddy.
- I got my six-week checkup
today.
- Yeah, that's right.
How'd that go?
- Good.
The doctor said we could
get back to business,
if you know what I mean.
- Really?
You up for that?
- I am if you are.
- Well, you know, I just figure
you're so tired with the baby
and everything.
Josh, we haven't had sex
in six months.
- Right, right.
No need to rush.
Hey, what are you...
- Do I disgust you?
- What?
No, of course not.
- Is it because
Am I just gross to you?
- You are perfect
exactly the way you are.
Okay?
I'm serious.
- Then why don't you stop
jerking off
and f*** your wife?
God.
For Christ sake.
You're so sexy.
God.
- Honey!
Honey!
- F***!
What time are you gonna be
home tonight?
- It's hard to say.
this week.
But, um, I'll do my best.
- Bye.
F***.
- You supposed to be smoking,
Mommy?
- None of your f***ing business.
- Do you mind if I have one?
One of your...
Thank you.
Do you have a light?
- What, do you want me
to light it for you?
- Would you mind?
Thank you.
I'm Cal, by the way.
- I'm Kelly.
- Nice to meet you.
Your kid is crying, Kelly.
- I know.
The whole f***ing neighborhood
can hear him cry.
- So you just gonna let him
cry it out?
Cry it out?
- It's called Ferberizing...
when they cry and...
- Right, right, I think I heard
of Ferberizing.
- I'm sure you have.
- No, I'm not kidding.
- Okay.
Cool smoke rings.
- You have great tits.
- Excuse me?
should be more grateful.
- I don't know who you are,
but you should not...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax.
I was just trying to give you
a compliment, like...
- Get away from my house.
- Well,
draw the freakin' curtains
if you don't want
the whole neighborhood
to watch you breastfeed.
- If you don't leave,
I will call the cops.
- Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
Ciao, mamacita.
- F***.
- That's some opening line,
you know?
"Nice tits."
- I feel like such an a**hole.
- Why?
Kid's a Peeping Tom.
- I know, but he's kind of
the first real person I've met
since we've moved here.
- So he gets a free pass
because he's in a wheelchair?
- No, I just shouldn't have
snapped at him.
- He's a perv.
- Well, at least
someone's looking.
- I'm looking.
It's just hard
to think of your b*obs like that
when they're Jackson's
- Wow, since you put it
like that...
- Know what you should do?
Take the baby on a stroll.
Explore the neighborhood
a little bit.
You know, a little exercise.
Get the endorphins going.
- Sure, I'm exhausted,
I can barely get dressed,
but a nice brisk walk
in the neighborhood,
that might do the trick.
- You never know.
It'll get better.
- So they say.
Shh.
Okay.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey!
Wait.
- I am nowhere near your house.
- Wait.
Wait.
I wanted to apologize
for yelling at you before.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
I didn't realize that, um...
- Right, the chair.
Because Tourette's is a common
side effect of spinal injuries.
Okay.
- No, I've just been feeling
really exhausted
and out of sorts, you know,
since the...
- You got your baby to sleep.
Congratulations.
- Yeah, I did.
Apparently, he really likes
going on walks.
- Me too.
You know, that's a joke
about the walking.
You can laugh.
- Right.
Okay.
- Okay.
This is my stop.
- Wow.
You live here?
Nice house.
- I accept your apology,
and in return, I apologize
if I admired your breasts
inappropriately.
- Hey.
- Hey.
Mom wanted to drop by
for dinner tonight.
Okay with you?
- Y-sure.
- This was so good.
- He's so beautiful.
- Sweet.
- He is the sweetest one ever.
And you look so beautiful,
Julie.
- He looks just like you, Kelly.
- Ooh, that is plenty.
- This was so great.
Thanks again for cooking, Mom.
- It was really good.
- Thank you.
It was my pleasure, as always.
- It's okay.
- Anybody want anything
from the kitchen?
- How was your day, Mommy?
I'm sorry.
What?
- You must be exhausted.
I was just wondering
how your day was.
- Okay.
Good.
I met a neighbor.
I...
- That's great.
- All right.
- Who'd you meet?
- You did? Great.
That's wonderful.
Remember our old neighbor
Charlie?
- You know, he's back
with his wife now.
- The old wife?
- Mary Ellen.
- Guys, don't forget
I'm taking Jackson
to my walking group on Thursday.
- Yeah, but I don't know.
Maybe it is.
Maybe it has to do with...
- Hi.
Are you guys an organized
mommies group or...
- This is the Glendora Park
mothers group.
- Cool.
Well, I just moved here
a few months ago,
right before he was born,
so I haven't gotten out yet.
online.
Okay.
- Yeah, there's an application
and, a membership fee
for snacks and activities.
- Sure, that makes sense.
- But everyone's welcome
to join.
- See you soon.
- You bet.
Hey.
- Hey.
You can ignore that.
Come in.
Is he sleeping?
- Yeah.
Finally.
Where did you get
all these signs?
- It was a stupid game
me and my girlfriend, Bailey,
used to play.
Ex-girlfriend.
- Nice place.
- Thank you.
Welcome to the clubhouse.
- Let me get you a beer.
- No, I'm nursing.
- Well, you know, some cultures
prescribe a daily beer
for nursing mothers...
Guinness especially.
I think I have one back here.
- I love Guinness.
But I'm not... no.
I'm... thank you.
Um...
so you live out here?
- Yes, I do.
My parents didn't want
to remodel.
- Wow.
Are they gonna invest
in a decent ramp anytime soon?
- What's wrong with my ramp?
- Wobbles.
- Well, I like to live
dangerously.
Besides, what's the worst
that could happen, really?
So...
my mom is suddenly this
huge crusader for the disabled.
She's all over the high school
to upgrade access to the stadium
for graduation,
which I have no plans
on attending.
But why should that stop her?
I mean, there's, like,
genocide in Darfur
and human trafficking
all throughout Eastern Europe,
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