Kenny Page #13

move your car now?

Yeah, mate, I said I'd move it.

It's alright.

Can we move it now?

- No, we can do it later.

I want to get going home, mate.

Relax. Alright? Relax.

I said I wouldn't be long, alright?

No, well, can you move it now?

No, don't worry about it. Alright?

It's alright. I told you.

I told you I'll be out, alright?

Relax, alright? No worries.

Let it go.

No, you're absolutely right.

Sorry, I've had a bit of

a bad day. You take your time.

No worries.

He's, uh... He's absolutely right.

Just, uh... Relax and let it go.

Let it go.

Oh... Hello.

Relaxing and, uh... Letting it go.

Yeah, no worries. Alright.

Shall we say 1,500 people?

Or 1,400? 1,500's fine, yeah.

And are you serving any food?

Is there any curries

or spicy foods or?...

Hey, mate, can you...

Can I call you back

in 15 minutes?

Yeah, that'd be great. Sorry.

Yeah, thanks.

Alright, mate. Thanks.

This is all the latest thing, this.

I've been told by a few mates

whether I've seen these things.

It's all computerized

and everything.

Abracadabra,

have a look at that!

This is... This is exciting.

I know this sounds a bit crazy...

...but I've been looking

forward to this.

Have a look at this.

That's like a ride at the show.

You're kidding me.

Look at this.

All the poo tickets come out

like a fax machine.

Look at that.

Water. Hand-dryer.

That's all automated.

This is fant...

I've gotta have a go at this.

I'll, um... I'll shut the door

shut now, so I'll, uh...

Music! Gee, you're kidding me.

Space-age technology.

It's made its way

into everything.

Good luck, mate.

Yep.

Mention my name,

you'll get a good seat.

There you go.

That's the future, eh?

You know, I've often wondered

how different my life would be...

...if sh*t didn't stink.

You know, if it smelt nice...

...like flowers or potpourri,

you know?

You know, imagine,

then you'd be able to go...

...to someone's house...

...and say, "I'd like

to use your crapper. "

And they'd be like,

"Oh, fantastic.

"Last time you were over here,

oooh, sensational!

"What was that smell, Ken?

Lavender?"

But it's... it's not gonna happen...

'cause it doesn't

smell like lavender...

...it smells like sh*t.

That's exactly

what it smells like.

And I have a feeling it's always

gonna smell like that.

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