Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain

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My sympathy, sir.

How'd your interest get to be

Couldn't you call?

Why'd you come to my house!

Get out!

Hon?

Should I call the cops?

Yeah.

Sir, you're quite different from

when you borrowed

urgent money.

So what?

You added damn

crazy interest!

What's wrong with missing

a few months' payment!

What? Wanna hit me?

Think you can use

force on us?

What are they, stupid?

Mr. Park?

Come here, please.

The client says

he did nothing wrong.

But the payment date

is long past.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

She says we're stupid.

How in the world...

Can't you do

your job right?

Didn't I say talking gets

through to some,

but not for others?

Take your shoes off.

Get up!

It's impolite to wear shoes

in people's homes!

What are you doing?

No, sir.

It's not your fault.

He's at fault.

I have to train him right.

Stand up straight!

You have a baby, sir?

So, that's why.

It costs a lot

to raise a baby.

Then it's hard

to get money back!

You should've

told me that earlier.

Come here.

What were you thinking!

Ah...sir?

Just give me one day.

No, just one hour.

Please.

I'll pay up.

PAINED:

Damn bastard finally pays.

ICE PACK:

Put this on your face.

It's bruised bad.

And wipe the blood.

We go collecting cash

like sh*t,

but end up

with pocket change.

Know how many people in Seoul

are actually from here?

Take a guess.

Don't know.

About half?

Only 1 .5% .

They all come up

from the country like me

lookin' to fight

for tops.

Seoul's full of folks

like that.

Then,

out of all those people

who makes it big?

Diligence is a given.

And a smart head.

Next up is strength.

People like that go places.

What's next?

What do you think?

Guts, man.

You need that.

No matter

what Ivy League school

or how strong you are...

If you ain't got guts,

you just eat and die.

You know?

What's better than that?

The ones who come out on top

of the ones with guts?

Think about it

till I come back.

Nam-soon, change hands!

You'll get frostbite.

Be right back!

Can I see that one?

This?

Good choice!

I designed this myself.

You have great taste.

- What do you think?

- You look great in anything.

- Come on. Who says?

- Me!

There's nothing

prettier than me.

- Let's go.

- Of course there isn't!

Go easy.

Don't let 'em touch everything.

They're fake jewelry

anyways.

The filthiest things

in the world

are what people touch.

Things, animals...

Or even people.

Your things will get covered

with grime and stuff.

Ji-sun?

Yes?

What...

What are you doing?

Getting my grime on you!

Laughing all you want?

B*tch.

Just 'cuz

your father died...

He still owes me $6000!

Don't buy more drinks,

eat some food.

Why you!

- Hurts, huh?

- Yes.

See!

You get hurt, you die.

Watch your tongue.

Anyone home?

This one won't be easy.

Yes?

Who?

Speaking.

I'm working now.

What time?

Where?

Sh*t.

Excuse me.

Miss?

I'm Song Beom-no.

I have an appointment at 3?

One moment.

Sir? Mr. Song's here

to see you at 3?

VALUE THE VALUE OF MONEY

Who are you!

Pay up, b*tch.

You're Lim Gye-jung's

husband, right?

Yeah.

You use self-injury

to threaten?

Your blows are infamous.

So, how much does

my wife owe you?

- You can pay me now?

- Tell me how much!

Do you have a religion?

What?

I'm a Buddhist.

So, I was thinking...

Money's important to me...

But I think human ties

are priceless.

So what?

Should we solve

our problem with money...

Or body...

Let's think about that, huh?

- Geeze!

- I said!

Talking gets

through to some,

but not to others!

Didn't I!

Go away!

Or I'll call the cops!

I'll go if you pay up.

$3500 principle plus

$5000 interest totals $9000.

I don't have it!

Pay up, b*tch!

Wait!

That's mine!

Why you!

Don't touch me!

Wanna die?

- Pay up!

- Let me go!

Pay up!

What's going on in my house!

Granny!

Help me!

He's a loan shark!

Of all things...

Get him!

You! Move out!

But it's winter!

I can't!

I don't care!

If I bleed,

it'll be murder.

Fine.

I don't want my dad in heaven

getting bad-mouthed.

That's why I'll pay.

But I got other places

to pay off, too.

$9000...

No interest

divided by 42 months

equals $180 a month!

It's a deal.

$180?

Wanna die!

Think I pulled this sh*t

just for that?

You don't scare me

one bit.

What?

You threaten

with self-injury,

but can't hit others.

The f*** you talking about?

I face

over 100 people a day.

Think I can't tell?

And I'm taking off the pot

and stuff you broke before.

I'm back at 1 a.m.

on weekdays

and 7 a.m. on weekends.

If you come around then,

I'll have $180 ready

per month.

What the hell...

Why live like this

with a face like that?

Wash up and

you can live off

being a gigolo at least.

The hell...

Good job.

Hey!

Cracked your head?

Was she pretty feisty?

She got a pimp or something?

I got $5000. It's over.

Stupid.

Who says?

Are you the boss?

If we bring this in,

What do we get?

She ain't got damn

nothing.

I don't care!

Go away!

Granny!

Never seen such a cruddy fool

in all my 70 years!

He came at dawn

and forced me

to give him

your $5000 deposit.

- That doesn't make sense!

- Why not!

He banged his head

and got blood all over!

What could I do!

I had no choice!

Why didn't you

call the cops?

The cops?

You think they protect sh*t

around here!

Cruddy damn bastard!

Boss says to charge

Joo Dong-hyun

interest for the remaining $400.

What?

Obviously they want us

to squeeze out every penny.

Squeeze her like hell.

- Sh*t.

- Let me see.

FIERY HOT SAUNA,

JESUS SALVATION CHURCH

If you cup

your hand then hit...

It makes a bigger sound

with less impact.

When you hit with your fist...

The other guy moves first,

like this.

See?

But no matter how much

we practice beforehand...

It's like getting hit

for real.

Now, watch.

When you hit with wood...

See?

With something like this,

you just get hit for real.

Sh*t.

This guy's born with

a body hard as steel.

But see?

Most folks will die

from pain

and blood gushing

in the mouth.

So, the price is

different from the hitter

and the one getting hit.

How much

will you pay us?

Damn bastards.

Offering sh*t like that.

After our presentation and all.

F*** em!

Sh*t.

What do you think?

I'll do it.

What?

I just have to

get hit, right?

- Take care.

- Bye.

WE HAVE NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!

Turning on fellow

store-owners

for more money.

You call yourselves human!

Then, sue us why don't ya!

The f***'s this?

Never seen him.

You the store-owners' rep?

Hey!

Son of a b*tch!

Look!

They're taking pictures!

F***!

They got cameras!

Let's go!

- Pull out!

- Let's go!

Good work.

Good work folks.

I'll see you all out

early tomorrow.

Are you okay?

Wait!

Taxi!

Sis...

Sis...

Pay up,

son of a b*tch.

$5000's a cheap deal for you.

That was everything I had!

I told you I'd pay

you back 180 a month!

Why'd you

take my deposit!

Get lost before I take

your organs and get $4000 more.

You're all talk.

And with a lisp at that!

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