Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain Page #10

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For those who don't know what a beer

bike is, it's a bike with beer on it.

We're about to pedal this b*tch.

Everybody, let's go!/

On three.

Let's go!/

Pedal!

Check out the speed bump/

Pedal!

Whoa! Easy. We off, man.

We easy. We got it.

Pedal!

Pedal!

Halt! Halt on the pedaling.

Halt! Pedal! Pedal!

Oh, my God!

That's right. It's me. This is me, people.

Go! Go!

You can't go right here/

Oh, sh*t!

We can't go right.

Oh, sh*t!

Yo! What the f*** are y'all doing?

Oh, my God, Kevin Hart?

Yo, you got a coloring book?

Aw!

Come on, dude/

She just noticed.

Aw!

Can I get a picture with you?

Of course you can get a picture.

Of course you can.

Got the Michael Jackson fan.

I wanted to go to your show,

but I don't have money.

I've got tickets for you.

Really?/

I've got tickets for you. Yes, I do.

So if you hit the wickets,

that's bowled.

Okay/

Out.

When he throws the wicket,

he hits one bounce, and he hits that wood,

that person's out?/

Yeah. Out.

Hey, don't hit me

with that f***ing ball, man.

You got on all the

protection, Hendrix.

Except for your face.

Damn! That's an out. That's an out.

Here you go. Take it all off/

That's it? That's it?

You out, man/

That's it for you.

Why, I didn't get a chance to...

Well, what the f*** was that?

Excuse me, sir,

do you know who Kevin Hart is?

Ma'am?

All right, these girls

are gonna know me, right here.

Excuse me, ladies, it's me.

No, no, it's me. No, no. It's just...

Damn it! Sh*t!

How you doing, sir?

My name is Kevin Hart.

I'm a famous comedian.

That's gonna change.

A lot of them are gonna change.

I'm Kevin Hart. I'm a famous comedian.

Kevin Hart. Famous...

How you doing?/

Soul Plane.

Yes, indeed!

So everybody in the States that bootlegged

it and didn't think it got anywhere,

it made it to London, you b*tch!

London, we love you, dawg.

It was fantastic. I love you, Kevin.

My boy Kevin Hart ripped it, you done know.

Listen, Kev, anytime, come down here,

you're welcome. London.

Whoo! That was fire.

That's what's hot. Whoo! That was fire.

Kevin Hart in London/

Kevin Hart!

I stood there, and my sides are hurting

where I laughed so hard. Seriously.

Kev. My man.

You got us running all over

the city, man! Come on!

Don't nobody ask me nothing no more.

I'll do everything myself!

Kev, where'd you go? Oh! I smell burning.

Is there a phone booth in here?/

Clark Kent.

Ain't no phone booth in here/

How you changed that fast?

Don't nobody ask me if I'm nervous either,

'cause I'm not!

I'll knock your ass out.

And my hands ain't sweaty,

so don't try to touch them.

Don't touch it. And I don't have swamp ass.

What're you talking about?/

Huh?

It's G sh*t up here, homie.

Why don't you just be my friends

and shake it up?

'Cause it's go time right now.

Huh? I'm pumped up, baby. You hear me?

I'm ready for this life. Huh?

I'm so ready for this.

Close them up, Joe.

That's what I'm talking about.

You know what we do/

That was last year.

That's right. You got it, homie.

What are you doing?

I didn't forget it 'cause I'm nervous.

What is he doing?/

Ain't nobody forget nothing!

It's showtime, man!

Hey! I'm about to explain, baby!

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