Kevvu Keka Page #4

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We met after many days,

shall we go to club?

No need to use two cars,

let's go in my car.

Excuse me, 7777 BMW is in parking area,

please handover this and

tell the driver to go home.

3Sha | | we go?

- Come.

Work like this!

Should I've to tell you everything?

Auto is waiting,

I'll go now, son-in-law.

No need of auto, I'll have you

dropped in my BMW.

Son-in-law, I'll cut the auto.

- Okay.

Madam told me to give you this,

your madam's guest is here,

she told you to drop him

at his house and go home.

Okay.

I sent him away.

- Sir is here.

Greetings sir, please get in sir.

I'm Romeo's brother...

I'm a part Devadass and Shahjahan...

I'm Juliet's sister and

descendent of Parvathi...

I'm Mumtaz...

I've crossed Everest

in my love long back...

I've united your name

with mine long back...

I was hearing the

love ring tone till now...

Now I found out it belongs to you...

Something lovely is pulling

towards you...

I'll make your heart

my permanent abode...

I'm Rama and you're my Seetha...

new Ramayana has began...

You're Krishna and I'm Radha...

new romantic story has begun...

You're like sun flower

following sun...

You're fragrant aroma

like coffee...

You're my daily horoscope

of happiness...

I'll be January 1st of

your calendar...

Settle down on your lips

like Candyman...

I'll copy all wishes and

desires in eyes...

I'll paste it in the system

of love eyes...

Our love postings must flood

Facebook and Twitter...

Our love must be the breaking news

on TV news channels...

I'm giving you my heart...

My entry and exit of every live

is with you only...

I'm mischief of youth and

I'm giving all of it to you...

I'll download the melody

of your words...

I'll produce music in your arms

like a maestro...

I'll roam in your world like butterfly...

I'll stay with you every summer...

I mistook for my house

and entered it.

No confusion,

this is our house only.

Give this.

I was waiting for you.

Sign here, your mother too signed it.

What's this?

Why no objection certificate?

You sign it first.

Sign it.

Take it, Seth!

What is it father?

You're going to marry a rich man,

how can you remain poor?

If your husband sees this place

and thinks cheaply about us,

I can't tolerate that,

that's why I made these

arrangements to match his range.

What about money?

I've taken Rs.30 lakhs loan as first

installment from this money lender.

Rs.30 lakhs?

- Just at 15% interest only.

Isn't it?

- Right, sir, I'll go now.

Go!

Why have you tied him like

taking a goat to meat shop?

Who is he?

He took loan and defaulted.

That's why as per the agreement,

I'm taking him to sell his kidneys.

Agreement to sell kidneys?

We used to lend money on

farms and houses,

we faced problems because of litigations

due to various reasons,

that's why we're lending money

on body parts.

For safe side they're taking

NOC from family members also.

You signed on NOC only.

Did you lend money to my father...

- On kidneys only.

I've taken the rights

to sell his two kidneys.

It's your responsibility to protect his kidneys

by giving him 3 litres of water every day.

Father!

Just formalities only.

Only defaulters must be scared,

why should we?

After your marriage,

won't son-in-law pay repay it like tip?

Let's ask son-in-law to pay him

Rs.10 lakhs extra,

he has children,

it'll help him earn more interest.

You're very graceful, sir.

Do you've a beautiful daughter?

- No.

Why did you take loan without

a beautiful daughter?

Not only kidneys and eyes,

they must take your heart and liver.

I think his bad luck may stick to us,

please take him away, Seth.

Bye sir.

- Bye.

Go.

- He must live without kidneys.

I'll go to Jagadamba's house.

- How will you go?

Autos are striking work.

We don't have to travel

in autos and buses.

I've booked BMW auto gear car.

Delivery will take little time,

meanwhile I've booked a Honda car

from travel agency.

How is it? Do you've brain

or lent it to live?

You know today evening is

my son-in-law's birthday party.

Don't you know there's work here?

Are you coming like a VIP now?

If anything goes wrong in the party,

I'll make you security guard

of this house, be careful.

I've an important meeting,

but you're more important, right?

I'll definitely make it.

What happened?

There's a birthday party today evening,

my father-in-law insists I must come.

You should get tension if asks for

party, why to attend a party?

Go, have two pegs, eat food

and enjoy the party.

It's a star hotel

not lrani hotel to go as you like.

Moreover dress code is compulsory.

Suit?

Like a bank clerk, he has money

all around him but not his,

though there are so many suits here,

we can only see not use it.

No money to buy it.

Don't worry, I know a man who

stitches suits for less money.

Try if he can make it in your budget.

Where?

- Krishna Nagar.

You want a suit for Rs.1500 and

can I offer 30% discount also?

Thanks you sir.

Funny fellow! Would any fool

stitch a suit for Rs.1500?

There's public talk that you do.

Give this golden opportunity

to someone else, leave me.

Hey lazy! Get ready those two suits

before I m back.- Okay.

I feel pity on seeing you, brother.

I've decided to stitch a suit

for Rs.1500.

Can you stitch a suit?

Who built Taj Mahal?

- Shahjahan.- Masons.

He's Shahjahan and I'm mason.

Money please.

Take it.

I must your size.

- What?

Your hip size.

Take the measurements.

3 and 2, 32!

Legs 44!

14!

18!

18 here also.

Are you raping or taking measurements?

- Length 22!

I want to stitch a shirt,

will you say I can do only

buttons and holes?

I found a scapegoat.

I'll stitch a suit now.

How long man?

- Over, sir.

Did you take down the measurements?

- I did.

What happened?

- I'm drowsy, I need liquor.

Pour the liquor in coat into mouth.

Have it.

What's this?

- Nothing, brother.

Since my mother's milk didn't suit me,

my father gave me liquor.

I can't be fine when I feel

drowsy without liquor.

Don't know what's the

middle class problems are!

Let's stitch a suit from the cloth

owner saved for himself.- Okay.

Looks like junction is jammed.

OVery tight.

Rates decide suits.

I'm getting late to party,

this is too tight.

If suit gives in party,

I'll lose my honour.

Let's do one thing.

I'll also attend the party

in a suit.

Why?

If there's any tear, I'll stitch it

without anyone seeing it.

Okay, come.

Greetings.

- Greetings.

Please go inside.

Why are you staring here?

Look after the guests well.

There mustn't be any let up.

Greetings.

- Greetings.

What are you looking at?

Why did you bring me to a party?

I must show a film to Jagadamba, right?

Here comes my Aladdin's lamp!

Why are you waving hand?

- It's free, so I waved.

Coat arm pit gave it.

Why are you standing here, son-in-law?

You're the hero of this function.

Please come.

- Why father-in-law?

Before I take next step,

please dance with my daughter.

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