Khu kuan puan mesa

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In our life time... from birth to death.

You'll have many chances to run

into whom you call "Friends"

But how many of them

could be your true friend?

I certainly have one.

Do you wanna hear about his story?

It started from one of my bad days.

I'm sorry. Sir. I didn't mean it.

You clumsy!

What do you think you're doing?

- It gets messy all over, see?

- Well, I...

Who let you walk around in here?

Guard!

Yes!

Get this squirt out of here!

And don't ever let his filthy butt

in here again.

Yes, sir!

He may ruin our image.

APRIL ROAD TRIP:

Prasit...

You haven't called someone to fix it,

have you?

No, sir.

- You'd better get it done.

- Yes.

- Good morning.

- Good morning, sir.

Is my secretary in yet?

I think she is.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Mr. Manager,

I have booked the plane ticket

to England for you.

Here is the minutes

of the meeting yesterday.

I have also enclosed the approval letter

for hotel furniture purchasing.

Tomorrow, a tour group from Japan

will visit our hotel.

In the afternoon,

we have a meeting

with the hotel association.

If nothing else, may I leave now, sir?

Hold on...

Where are you going?

I'm going home.

You know that nobody is working today.

And I've already submitted the letter

of absence yesterday.

I came today because

you wanna see me in the morning.

Fine! Give me the ticket

and you're free to go.

Okay.

Don't forget about England.

I gotta go. Goodbye.

Hello? What's up?

Oh, I'm at work, dear.

I don't think I'm going back this year.

What?

You're kidding me, right?

You give me a joke

early in the morning, huh?

What? This coming 14th?

Hello? Wait! Hello?

Hey!

Holy sh*t!

I'm out of here!

Get off your car. You hit my boss's car.

You cut in and my boss's car is dented.

You definitely hit his car.

- Look.

- No. No.

You should take the responsibility.

His car's. Look closely.

Look at the front of it.

It's look like a mess.

How is he gonna drive it?

He also has an emergency.

Hello...

I wanna book a plane ticket

to Krabi ASAP.

Any airline you can find... yes.

Could you call me back to let me know?

Call your insurance guy.

Hello?

That's all right.

You wanna join us? It's water festival.

I don't want to play with you.

Are you crazy?

Already sold out.

Sold out?

Yes.

"Car-for-rent"

Where is my cell phone?

Here you are.

Hello?

Yes. I want to rent a car to Krabi.

I'm now at the bus station already.

You are here? Where exactly are you?

All right...

Where are you again?

I don't see anyone at all.

Yes?

Hello?

Yellow?

It's very yellow sir!

The very bright yellow, you mean?

Yes! The very bright yellow.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Well, Mr. Hotel manager?

You're heading to Krabi?

Yeah! How much do you ask for?

You pay for the gas, okay?

And 25 grand for rental.

25 grand?

That's more expensive

than flying on a plane.

3 grand is more than enough

for this shitty van... Half-pint!

If you're not going, it's up to you...

Mr. Hotel Manager.

Excuse me...

I wanna go to Bangkok...

I have an emergency.

But I don't have that much money.

That's okay... only 1,500...

the gas included.

Thank you so much!

Hey! Hold on! Hold on!

All right! 25 grand!

Take care of my suitcase!

25 grand is only for the van rent.

You want me to carry your stuff...

there will be an extra charge.

Are you going or not, Mr. Manager?

All right. Carry it on the van.

You're wasting our time.

Everything is all set?

Yes, thank you.

Hey! I have rent the whole van,

remember?

What are you trying to do, you midget?

He said I can go with you.

It's the same way.

You're narrow-mind.

Well?

Where are you going exactly?

To Krabi.

She's going to Bangkok.

Going to Krabi...

we gotta pass Bangkok.

Can't you let her carpool with us?

Are you gonna sit

in this huge van alone?

How come your heart doesn't look

as nice as your face!

So?

Take your stuff away

if you don't wanna go.

You're wasting my time.

I guarantee that the money

that you pay me

will definitely take you to Krabi.

Good!

Suppose that my car

got broken on the way.

I promise...

I will take you to Krabi eventually.

What's your name? My name is Pim.

I'm Bung-Earn.

Bung-Earn...

And what's your name?

No answer.

I've just seen you talking a minute ago.

You think he is dumb?

Browww!

This is fantastic!

May I rehearse my role in here?

Sure!

What are you doing?

I let you in here is kind enough.

Can you just keep quiet?

Son of a b*tch!

Just give me what I want!

Is it f***ing too hard for you?

I just asked for a little thing...

you shouldn't be this upset.

How is it? Did I play it convincingly?

Yeah...

you even gave me goose bumps!

Giving you goose bumps...

That's wonderful!

We've seen each other for quite a while.

We've dated three years.

Three years we've dated!

Have you ever shown

that you care for me?

I don't care. I'll get married.

Get married! You get it?

Whenever I call you,

you always say that you're busy!

Enough!

What a stupid role you're playing!

Stop your stupid role play!

Dang! I'm about in a mood, you know?

Yes, me too... I can't take it anymore.

Can you drive faster?

You wanna drive it yourself?

Damn!

You make me wanna kick up a fuss.

You wanna smash that buggy?

All of us

will go hand in hand to the glory.

Oh, don't get it?

I mean we'll all go to hell together!

Funny, isn't it?

So you are getting lost, aren't you?

No!

Then how come you're driving

back to the same route?

I'm taking you to see your turn.

What?

U-turn.

You're lost, aren't you?

Let it go!

The curve is ahead.

What are you playing?

We all can die easily from that, moron!

I gotta go to the restroom.

Me too.

I won't let anyone outrank me easily.

Pim... Pim!

Pim... Fill up the gas for me... Full tank!

Ma'am?

Ma'am?

Ma'am?

How much gas do you want?

"Gasohol... Help our nation save!"

The full tank... Gasohol.

Is it gonna be a good idea?

We gotta help our country

save the gas.

Hey! What are you peeping at?

Wow! You have a really pistol!

Is that a penguin?

Tiny... but faster.

You get it all by yourself, huh?

Yours is just for shooting a rabbit.

What's wrong with it?

Are we gonna get to Krabi or not?

I'm sorry, mom.

I've done a thorough check before I left.

What the hell, squirt!

You told me you'd be hurry!

What's wrong with your van?

How long have you been driving?

Have you ever checked the engine oil?

Is it you stupid or super stupid?

You retard.

Called me a retard?

How dare you f***ing kick my van?

I pay 25 grand for it.

That money can even buy this van.

Why can't I kick it?

Don't even think that you can buy me.

But I can hire you.

Right...

You two! Could you stop fighting?

This is nobody's fault.

It goes kaput because of the gasohol.

It's gasohol's fault.

I just wanna help the country save.

Before you help the country,

can you help yourself to get smarter?

The van must be fueled with diesel.

How are we gonna move on from here?

I'd better go hitch-hiking.

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