Khu kuan puan mesa Page #2

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You duck-butt!

I'm not going with you anymore.

Wait! What about my rent... 25 grand!

Mr. Hotel Manager.

Where is my money?!

- My car rent... 25 grand!

- What?

Have you brought me to Krabi yet?

Where is the sea?

- Pay me now.

- No way!

- No!

- 25 grand!

Let me go.

Let me go.

- Let go of me.

- Pay me first.

No!

Are you heading to Bangkok?

Yes, sir! Woo-hoo!

Get in.

Are you going to Bangkok?

Can I go with you?

But my van...

Just leave it there.

Nobody would take it.

Even the garbage truck

wouldn't tow it away.

Are you coming?

I don't want it.

Mr. Hotel Manager.

Didn't you say you're smart?

You can't even chew a betel.

Just a smart ass, I guess.

Give it to me.

Stop... Stop it, please.

Hello. Where are you guys going?

Bangkok, sir.

Your accent isn't right. Are you Thais?

I'm really Thai citizen.

Hello.

How about those on the back?

I'm Thai.

Thai? Can I see your ID card please?

Those cards... I have plenty of them.

All right.

Let's go talk about it at downtown.

- Hold on... Take it easy.

- All right... take them to the station, sarge.

Let's go.

Officer... Get me out of here, officer.

Get me out!

Mr. Hotel Manager...

What do you keep yelling for?

It's useless, trust me.

Let's go sit quietly over there.

Get me out of here! Get me out!

Two here. Two, please. Thank you.

One box over here.

Give me some water.

It's meal time... Mr. Hotel Manager.

Don't wanna eat it? Can I have it then?

Thanks.

What is it?

Fried chicken with ginger.

A really ginger dish!

Only ginger... no chicken... All right.

Yummy!

With omelet too... yummy omelet.

Stuck in my throat... Water!

Fat ass! You have a lighter?

No.

I found a match in a toilet.

It doesn't work.

This one doesn't work either.

It works!

Let's keep it to use tomorrow.

I've just watch "The Holy Man".

It's f***ing funny.

Have you ever seen it?

Yeah... it's not that funny.

Are you sure you watch the legal copy?

It's cheap.

So what?

Your friend?

Not really.

Have you ever heard a saying...

If we close our eyes

and count one... two... three

the first person you see

is your true friend.

Really?

Absolutely! Believe that?

Seriously. All right... close your eyes.

Okay... I'll start counting.

One...

See him yet?

Yes.

Is it yummy?

So-so... not that great.

Stop trying to be funny.

I'm not even try.

Gotcha! Are you hungry yet?

No!

You!

We are free now.

Are you coming or not?

You chewed that betel.

So your tongue got numbed.

However, I apologize for our mistake.

Do you want a ride?

To Khao Sarn road.

Khao Sarn road...

How about you two?

Can you drive me to Krabi?

Krabi?

This is patrol's car, not a public bus.

Oh... You don't have a spirit.

Then you also drop me off

at Khao Sarn road.

All right.

Sit tight.

How about sitting

with legs tucked back?

No, sir.

Happy New Year!

You fool!

Happy New Year.

Do it again... Do it again.

Hey! What are you doing?

Thank you so much, officer.

Have a safe trip.

Bye Bye!

Pim... where should we go?

I know Bangkok Bar. I'll take you there.

Don't worry. It'll be fun.

Porker! It's time to break out, I guess.

Oh... don't you think it's too easy,

Mr. Hotel Manager?

You think that

I come to Bangkok just for fun?

Where is my money?

Whose voice is it? Who's there?

Stop fooling around.

Give me the rent right now!

Where the hell is your van?

Let's say it my wage then!

I'm tired, you know?

I'm tired too!

I won't give you a penny.

I don't want it then.

Pim.

I don't want it either!

I just wanna ask you

how to get to the bar.

Never been here before?

My first time!

All right. I'll take you there.

Excuse me,

I wanna rent your car to Krabi.

4 grand a day, excluding gas.

All right.

2 grand deposit.

Okay.

Well, are you going or not?

Let me go to the ATM machine first.

Oh... missed!

I'm so glad to know you, Pim.

Same here.

Let's toast! To our friendship!

To our success!

- I'm Earn

- I'm Pim.

Once you become a superstar,

may I ask you about drinking?

You ask me... so I'll quit it.

Whoa! How come?

Because you ask me so.

I ask if I can drink too.

Bung-Earn.

Bung-Earn.

Bung-Earn.

What is that noise, Pim?

Bung-Earn.

Hello, Mr. Hotel Manager!

Since when that you're here?

You scare me, you know?

Are you still giving me a ride?

Are you still giving me a ride?

Do you really want me to?

So our deal is still on.

Cat got your tongue?

Duh!

Oh! That's not nice.

Yes.

That's much better.

Don't worry.

Tomorrow I'll take care everything.

Cheers!

Whatever.

Just take me there before the 14th.

The 14th? Piece of cake!

There are quite a few days left...

No!

Sure... We'll get there on time.

Let's hit the bottle, Pim.

Cheers!

I have done the audition

in Bangkok several times.

But I didn't get it.

Why not?

Don't know. They're b*obs, perhaps.

But this time... I'll get it for sure.

The road to the star is within my reach.

Cheers!

Awesome!

My girlfriend is going to get married.

Really? Congratulations, man.

What a great day!

Oh I overheard that your girlfriend

is going to get married?

Congratulations! Let's toast!

Cheers!

Have another sip.

Wait a minute.

Did you add anything in here?

Nope!

Even you did, I still drink it.

Here. Here. Cheers!

Oh you're good.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh... you hung up.

Hello?

Do you want to extend your stay?

No.

Are you ready to check out now?

- Yes.

- All right.

Spell it out.

G-o.

Go.

B-r-o-k-e.

Go broke!

Bad things keep happening to us.

Everything is gone!

What should we do?

Please be gentle.

Gosh! I gotta have an audition today.

I have no money with me.

What should I do?

Damn! Came all the way to Bangkok.

This is my last beans... You can have it.

Is it a good idea?

I feel really bad about it.

Don't worry.

I don't have anything

to give you back in return

except...

Pim.

Voila!

A pen!

When I become a star, I'll sign ' Pim'.

Give me your hand.

This is my number.

Call me, whenever you miss me.

Don't lose it, all right?

All right.

Bung-Earn.

I gotta go now.

Cluck... cluck... cluck... cluck.

Take care.

All right.

- Bye.

- Bye.

- Take care.

- Bye.

Pim.

Happy New Year.

Hey! Hey! What do we do?

You still have some money left, right?

Nope!

What the hell!

Songkran. Songkran.

Yeah... I know.

Happy New Year.

Hey! Gringo!

What about the car you said last night?

Don't worry Mr. Hotel Manager.

You have the money, you have the car.

And where are you gonna

find the money?

Have you ever tried?

Try closing your eyes.

And think about somebody.

Count one to three

and find out whom you see.

The first one you see is your true friend.

The entire life... we've never seen...

All I see is the pets around me.

But one day you come into my life.

To show how valuable a true friend is.

Never before have I seen...

One... Two... Three...

I still don't see anyone.

No matter to the left,

the front or the back...

I still see no one.

But today I have a close friend.

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