Khu kuan puan mesa Page #3

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Not wait for too long...

he shows up to greet me.

That's the true friend of mine.

You keep it.

You're quite a dancer, huh?

Have a good time?

I can't believe you can sing too.

Don't judge me from outside.

Here is for the dancer.

How come it's much less than

the singer?

This is for the car rent.

I take nothing for my own.

I wish you mean it.

I'm serious.

Wait here... I'll be right back.

Hop in.

Why is it so tiny?

You talk like

we have plenty of money, huh?

This one is already the full option.

It's 1000 cc, 16-Valve twin cam.

170 horse power...

Check under the hood?

The engine is in the trunk.

- Are you sure?

- Sure!

- Are you coming?

- Yes!

- That's it.

- Go.

Don't worry, Mr. Hotel Manager.

Even this car is small,

I'll drive you there.

By the way, I've already missed Pim.

It may be a long time to see her again.

Good thing is I got her phone number.

I'll call her when we get there.

She might go to the audition by now.

Mr. Hotel Manager... umm...

I don't want to be nosy, but...

Why you're so eager to go to Krabi.

My girlfriend is getting married.

Really? Great! Congratulations.

I'm kind of glad for you.

It's sad, isn't it?

I feel bad for you.

Do you have a girlfriend?

No... I don't wanna have.

Being lonely makes me look cool.

Or nobody wants you?

Girls like me.

I have my motto.

Love but no attachment.

Isn't it deep? What do you think?

I've created it myself... How could I?

Seriously... why do you park here?

Don't you like the sea?

It's beautiful.

Wide... never ended.

Waves hitting the shore...

It's perfect for your sad story, I think.

Do you get lost?

Yeah...

You can tell me.

You know too much.

Which way now?

Can you speed it up?

Mr. Hotel Manager...

this is the fastest it can go.

I've tried to make it as fast as I can.

I guarantee that

you'll be at the ceremony in time.

I don't wanna talk to you,

Mr. Hotel Manager, that much.

Mit... My name is Mit.

Mit?

Mit which means friend?

Good name. Sounds friendly.

Mit the actor.

I'm good.

If Note the comedian hears this gag,

he must like it.

Sure you're not crazy?

Bung-Earn.

Do you usually fall asleep easily?

Me?

Yeah.

My head touches the pillow, I conk out.

Like unplugging...

Like I got unplugged.

That means you're born with a gift.

Like me... I drop off so easily.

I get woozy and then conk off.

Bung-Earn.

Though I'm a fast sleeper,

I also wake up easily.

Me too.

Did you just fall asleep?

Yeah...

Otherwise

you wouldn't take me to the garden.

Yeah...

Can you say something else

except "Yeah"?

Yeah...

I'm tired.

Are you nuts?

Laughing without a reason?

By the way,

you are a good looking man.

Let me look at you closely.

Wow! You have quite a pointed nose.

My mom told me that

its call Indian nose.

Your eyebrow is thick...

it's called Dragon eyebrow.

Did your mom treat it with blue pea

when you're young?

That must be it, I'm sure.

Your lip are red like a girl's.

Red lips and pinkish cheek.

You are quite a cute guy,

you know that?

Very cute.

Come back here.

- This is it. "Sabai Sabai Inn"

- Let's go.

Motel is a paradise.

Wow!

Come look over here... Come on!

What?

Don't get in my view.

It's too much.

The southern mosquitoes are huge.

Hey, Mit.

- Turn it down.

- What?

No.

What?

- That's too close... see on the bed.

- You can't see it there.

Oh! Yeah!

What the heck?

Really.

What's wrong?

They are scoring each other?

Closed? Closed?

Having convulsions? Crippled?

Getting disabled? Body shaking?

Change the word... New word.

The dumb...

The dumb having convulsions.

Why don't you say it out loud?

She is dead!

Who?

That woman is dead.

Look carefully. Are you sure?

Oh my god! Huge!

Her b*obs?

His gun!

I don't get it.

Why do they called 'Sabai Inn'?

Faster.

Don't keep rushing me. I'm trying.

Come on! Chubby!

He's shooting at us!

I know.

Did I get shot?

Left... Left... Quick!

Here?

- When will he run out of bullet?

- He's coming.

He's coming. Faster, fatso.

Go.

Hey, he's shooting.

Goodbye, you son of a b*tch.

Damn it! Would you stop shooting?

Go. Go. Go. Go.

How come that shitty car run so fast?

Oh... damn it. Turn left.

- There it is.

- Go. Go. Go.

Yeah. Follow us here.

Police! We're being shot! Police!

Are you finished, Officer?

I've been awaiting for hours.

Take it easy... why are you in a hurry?

This kind of work takes time,

you know?

And most importantly,

it needs mind power.

How could I calm down?

One person already died.

And that booty tried to kill me

and my friend.

Is he your friend?

My driver, I mean.

I can't wait if it takes this long.

Hey!

With your wife... do you take this long?

Yeah... I'm gonna need mind power.

Why the traffic is so congested?

The traffic is jammed

all over the country on Songkran.

It's not boxing match day...

so no empty road.

Hold on! I have an idea.

Again?

"Shortcut"

Being with a smart man,

you'll always get the shortcut.

Confusing, isn't it?

When is this shortcut gonna end?

The road is getting worse.

Your mouth

is even worse than the road.

Stop pressure on me

The road is really horrible.

The budget is run out.

Any problem with that?

You're rich.

Why don't you build this road?

Then step on it!

- I can really do that?

- Yes.

Here you go.

What are you doing?

Step on it!

This is it. And I step on it.

Very funny, huh?

Hey... take it easy.

"BODY19"

Your shortcut is lousy.

It's really a shortcut

but no one knows about it.

Don't you see it saves us a lot of time.

Your license plate is a bad omen.

Nonsense. This is a car, not a train.

Oh... not funny?

What are we gonna do?

We have only a few hours left.

Could you stop pressuring me?

I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

Keep in your mind...

God has already provided ways

out to all problems.

Not touchy?

You didn't find my gag funny or touchy.

I'm on my decline curve indeed.

Man! Your outfit is awesome!

I'm still young at heart.

I really like this bike. It's nice.

Can I buy it from you?

How much do you have?

Don't mind me...

Here it is. Keep the change.

This is for the spark plug?

Oh bro! You cut me to the quick.

- What an insult!

- What's going on here?

Well...

Enough.

Give it to him.

Thanks man.

Get off the bike. He told you.

Here.

Here. Still want it?

Hey! Hey! It's gonna be a climax here.

Hey! Hey!

Move! Move!

Get the hell out! No brake!

Come on.

Don't worry about me.

You better go see your girl.

It's more important.

You can't get in there.

Catch him. Catch him.

You can't get in. No!

You can't get in. No!

Catch him. Quick.

Fah!

Stop! Come back here.

Fah! You can't get married yet!

What is it?

Hey! Who are you?

- Fah?

- I don't know him.

Who's this jerk, Fah?

Did you tell me that

you've never had a boyfriend?

How could you do this to me, Fah?

Tell me, Fah.

I really have no idea about this.

Why don't you tell me?

Why you do this to me?

You let him hold you here.

What are you doing?

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