Ki and Ka

---

Hey Kia.

What is this?

It's a party... enjoy yourself

I'll just he hack.

It's a Wedding not a seminar.

Come on, enjoy yourself!

I'll just he hack.

Don't feel shy my dear...

Take this.

Loosen up and enjoy yourself.

Take it.

- Let's enjoy?

- Sorry...

- I have my chums.

- Excuse me?

Chums? Periods?

Menstrual cycle?

No problem! Stay free!

Enjoy "Y!

Mrs. Aurora. Axon...

I hope you ale happy with

the wedding arrangements.

Please don't say that...

Can't you see how much

everyone is enjoying?

Forget about everyone...

Look how happy 0111 son is!

You:
daughter is lovely.

She will take good care of him.

MI. Kapoor, it's true...

behind every successful

there has to be a woman.

The two of us are

living proof of that!

Today he is VP, tomorrow

he will be President...

then CEO, Chairman.

How can a man work fol

16-1101115 a day...

without a good support system?

My daughter-in-law will

5011 out this fool's life.

Thank you!

Hey Kia.

What axe you Going hem'?

Go enjoy yourself.

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

How can I enjoy myself?

My best friend is dying!

Today her happiness, dreams,

identity, independence...

Basically it's her last day

of being alive.

From tomorrow she will

be a support...

Like a pillar...

Ya, ya pillar.

Sure, that's important too.

But the world will always say...

Wow! What a building!

Who talks about the poor pillar'?

No, no I like marriage.

It's a nice concept.

But Why should I spend my

life with someone

who after 40 years will look

into my eyes and say...

Thank you fol being my pillar!

Enjoy, enjoy.

You ok?

Sorry!

Sorry!

You Want something?

Ma!

I Want my mom!

Yes Minn'!?

Can you get this gentleman...

- his Ma?

- Excuse me?

Mom?

Kabir.

Kia.

Mom...

would hold my hand really tight

during take off & landing...

Like this...

She was very scared of flying.

Was?

It's been 10 years

since she passed away.

Today is her birthday...

That's Why...

something happened,

something flashed,

something crashed...

and you received this gift.

What gift?

The gift of seeing a boy cry

live in flout of a gill.

You're happy light... -

that your mom was horn?

Then why cry on her birthday'?

Celebrate!

Happy birthday Aunty!

Dad's alive right?

Ya.

Are you sad that he is'?

No... he's OK.

Mama's boy!

Mama's boy does not

like his Daddy?

It's not that.

It's tough...

to like MI. Bhansal is tough.

My dad is Kumar Bansal

Bansal?

The builder'?

I'm already liking you!

You're the son of the man

who owns half of Delhi!

The most expensive scotch!

Double, on the locks

please!

This is the problem with

low cost airlines.

You can't tell the rich

from the poor.

Everyone travels economy.

So'?

MI. Kabir Bansal...

You were in Chandigarh

to buy Chandigarh'?

No.

My friend had a break-up...

I was there for rnoral support.

Cheers!

To you:
friend's freedom.

So...

Having issues with dad?

You Want to transform his

business with your new ideas...

but he's not agreeing.

Corn-wt?

He Wants to show you

he's still the boss.

The usual problem with

big business families.

First produce a son

to takeover the business.

When the son is ready

to takeover,

the father is not ready

to handover!

The usual "father-son" friction

I totally get it

I have no interest in

my dad's business.

What?

And before you order another

double on the rocks...

I Want to share a big

truth with you.

What?

This expensive scotch

of yours...

I can't afford it.

Are you Kumar Bausal's stepson?

No, the one & only son.

But if I have no interest in

dad's business,

to have interest in

his money...

not cool, right?

So What do you do than?

Why?

Do I have to do something?

Yes of course!

Why do you need to do anything?

Whether you are interested

in dad's money...

or not...

after he's gone R's

all yams anyway.

- What do you do?

- I work at Marion.

What do you do there'?

I'm a Marketing Manager.

What plans after that?

After that, in a couple of years

I'll be Vice President.

After that?

I will he CEO.

WOW!

With such clarity...

every dream comes true.

- We should have a dream in life.

- Correct!

OI of coulee...

a dad!

Yes, I have a dad.

But even I have a dream.

- Don't tell me!

- Okay I Won't tell you.

Okay tell!

Because actually I really

want to know...

When someone has everything...

What would his dream he?

Tell...

I Want to he like my mom.

Excuse me?

I...

want to be like my mother.

My Plume!

When-is my phone?

Give me your number.

I just called to say

I am not a "She", I am a "He".

What?

I'm not gay.

I don't Want to change my sex...

I hate pink...

I like Women.

I like Whiskey.

You hid my phone so

you could get my number, right?

Cheap whiskey tomorrow night'?

Can I he honest?

I did find you a hit Weird.

So why did you come to

meet a weirdo'?

Just like the hook at the

end of a TV episode...

which compels you to Watch

the next episode

0111 meeting also ended

somewhat like that

"I Want to he like my mom!"

And than? And than?

And than? And than?

So just curiosity.

If it's not a problem

to he like your dad,

then What's the problem

with being like your mom?

They both produced Inc...

Haven't ever heard a man say...

that he Wants to he like

his Mommy.

Didn't Rajiv become like

Indira Gandhi'?

Doesn't Rahul Want to

he like Sonia?

Who was your mom?

Which country was she

the PM of!

She was an artist...

Was she a singer, dancer,

sculptor...

Housewife.

- What?

- She was a housewife.

And than? And than?

And than? And than?

Today's episode...

same time, same place?

The shock has given me

severe acidity...

Can't drink tonight.

Ma' am.

What's this?

Dont know.

Came by courier.

Dig one'?

Gelusil?

It's not the alcohol...

it's the curiosity that's

causing the acidity.

Housewives are the

world's greatest artists.

- What's there to be curious'?

- It's not that...

I'm just curious to know

why an INM(B) topper,

instead of taking his

dad's business forward...

dreams to he a housewife

like his mom?

How do you know I'm

from INM(B)'?

Facebook.

It's a small world you know.

But my Facebook page hasn't

been active for ages.

I saw you:
picture on a

Facebook friend's page.

Who?

- Neha.

- Dhupia?

Dholakia.

Forget about yesterday...

Yesterday is old news...

I didn't see any

suggestive pictures.

It was tagged,

"Me and my genius topper friend".

So I assumed you guys

were batch mates.

But now I'm 011110115...

Before more curiousity

gives you more acidity...

Eat!

How do you know I

like this pasta?

You:
tresses, long and

thick like spaghetti...

Eyes, black like olives...

actually,

eyes not so black...

Nose pointed like

baby corn.

Cheeks flushed like

cherry tomatoes.

Lips made of sliced

bell pepper.

A spicy tongue like

jalapeo.

You are a full on pasta dish.

You're not going to eat

stuffed Indian bread.

Wow Kabir!

I'm floored.

No one has ever seen me

as a vegetable shop!

So romantic.

How can anyone be

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes